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You smart bastard is a holotape in Fallout 76.

Location

The tape can be found in the Watoga Civic Center locker room.

Transcript

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Madelyn: Eugene. You smart bastard. You were right! No one notices that those things won every single night this week. I mean, they're going to have to catch on sometime, right? Which means we should probably make them lose sometimes, right? To keep it seeming on the regular?

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The ForestA Reminder to Myself •  Alpine River Cabins Complaint •  Anya's holotape •  Camp guide program v3.4 •  Carl's note •  Charleston Herald Exclusive: The Motherlode •  Christmas plans •  Colton Pickins's police report •  Confessions of an Addict •  Course instructions •  Dumb street kids •  Feeling good, looking good •  Field report: AVR Medical •  Field report: Mama Dolce's Food Processing •  First day of school •  Flatwoods Tavern Purchase Order History •  Graduation ceremony •  Gym Session Notes •  Helvetia Protectron Updates •  History of Morgantown: Author's notes •  History of Morgantown: Vol. I •  History of Morgantown: Vol. II •  History of Morgantown: Vol. III •  History of Morgantown: Vol. IV •  HR meeting minutes •  I Hate Flatwoods •  In memory of books •  Interloper •  Interrogation: Doe, Jane •  Jamey's journal - November 2 •  Kelly's holotape •  Last day of school •  Light 'er up •  Live-fire training exercise •  Lucky Hits! lottery recording •  Magnus Westbrooke's holotape •  Maria's last words •  Melody Larkin: Dispatch •  Message for Jeff •  Message to Beckley •  Missile silo state holotape •  Monorail maintenance log 30045 •  Morris Stevens' holotape •  Not my Morgantown •  Nuka Tapper •  Old Nate's farewell •  One last toast •  Order of Mysteries - Council recording •  Order of Mysteries - Infirmary log •  Order of Mysteries - Pleasant Valley •  Order of Mysteries - Production log 194 •  Order of Mysteries - Production log 209 •  Order of Mysteries - Production log 212 •  Order of Mysteries - Rank: Initiate •  Order of Mysteries - Rank: Mistress •  Order of Mysteries - Rank: Novice •  Order of Mysteries - Rank: Seeker •  Order of Mysteries - The Blade of Bastet •  Order of Mysteries - The Phantom Device •  Order of Mysteries - The Voice of Set •  Out of Time •  Overseer's Journal, Entry 1 •  Overseer's journal, entry 2 •  Overseer's journal, entry 3 •  Overseer's journal, entry 4 •  Overseer's log - C.A.M.P. •  Overseer's log - Charleston •  Overseer's log - Firehouse •  Overseer's Log - Flatwoods •  Overseer's log - McClintock •  Overseer's log - Morgantown •  Overseer's log - Top of the World •  Overseer's log - Vault 76 •  Patrol 1: Training Exercise •  Patrol 2: Triage Center •  Patrol 3: Processing Center •  Patrol 4: Medical Center •  Patrol 5: Control Tower •  Poseidon security director's recording •  Product brainstorming 1 •  Product brainstorming 2 •  Psych eval: Olivia P. Henderson •  Psych eval: Wyatt Johnson •  Report on Harpers Ferry attack •  Responder's personal log •  Responder's Plea •  Rita - The Fire Breather •  Sam Blackwell Interview, Pt. One •  Sam Blackwell Interview, Pt. Two •  Sanjay's report •  Senior executive exam updates •  Speaker Poole interview •  Stuck (Morgantown) •  Survivor Story: Colonel •  Survivor Story: Dassa Ben-Ami •  Survivor Story: Kesha McDermott •  Survivor Story: Miguel Caldera •  Survivor Story: Nurse Scott •  Survivor Story: Responder Colonel •  Survivor Story: Rev. Delbert Winters •  Survivor Story: Sofie •  Survivor Story: Tabitha •  Survivor Story: Willie Mae •  System access tape •  Test log 3-12-78-A14 •  Test log 9-23-77-A10 •  The Battle of Morgantown •  The Big Day •  The Christmas Flood (holotape) •  The Fire Breathers •  The Mothman Cometh - Part 1 •  The Mothman Cometh - Part 2 •  They're coming •  Too Much Noise •  Volunteer Training Program: Food •  Volunteer Training Program: Water •  Volunteer training: Camping 101 •  Voting advertisement •  Where am I? •  Who Goes There? - Part 1 •  Who Goes There? - Part 2
Ash HeapEviction notice recording: The Kaminskis •  Fire Breathers final exam briefing •  Harold Frost's R&D holotape •  Isaac's message to the Sloth •  Join the Auto-Miners Support Squad! •  Madigan scouting report - Garrahan •  Mine Recorder Tape - 10.23.77 •  My name's James •  Order of Mysteries - Lewisburg •  Overseer's journal, entry 5 •  Overseer's journal, entry 6 •  Scorchslayer's journal - Part 1 •  Scorchslayer's journal - Part 2 •  Scorchslayer's journal - Part 3 •  Surveillance system tape - 8/08/77 •  The 197 from DC •  Thoughts of the day •  Top of the World ad packet •  Welcome to the Fire Breathers •  Your order's arrived
Toxic ValleyCooper Lu's journal •  Darius Angler's manifesto, part 2 •  Darius Angler's manifesto, part 3 •  Darius Angler's manifesto, part 4 •  Darius Angler's manifesto, part 6 •  First day of command •  George Smith's memo •  Grognak & the Ruby Ruins •  Isabel Smith-Waltz's journal •  James Waltz's notes •  John Bunton's holotape •  Mayor Mudge's private memo •  Overseer's log - Grafton •  Repair plan •  The Addington's Dangerous Game •  The Beast of Grafton - Part 1 •  The Beast of Grafton - Part 2 •  Thomas Brennan's Announcement •  WWWP Log Ride entry 10172077 daily •  WWWP Slither Slide 10172077 daily
Savage DivideAnthropologist's holotape •  ATLAS Research Log 104 •  ATLAS Research Log 293 •  Automated call recording •  Charleston Herald Exclusive: The Motherlode •  Concerns with Margie •  Cryptid sighting: Grafton Monster 9/27 •  Cryptid sighting: Snallygaster 10/4 •  Cryptid sighting: Wendigo 10/25 •  Curse of the Wendigo - Part 1 •  Curse of the Wendigo - Part 2 •  Cutthroats key fragment •  Cyrus's concern •  Diehards key fragment •  Everything changes •  Freddie Lang's holotape •  Geraldine Fitzsimmon's holotape •  Gourmands' key fragment •  Harland's up to no good •  Holden McMerrick's holotape •  Hornwright's proposal •  Impromptu raider meeting •  Joyce's message •  Margie McClintock's holotape •  Morris's end •  Movie Pitch 5 •  NIRA site doctor's report •  Order of Mysteries - Cryptos holotape •  Overseer's log - Mountainside •  Overseer's log - Nuke launch •  Overseer's log - Site Alpha •  Overseer's log - Site Bravo •  Overseer's log - Site Charlie •  Pillars of Transcendence •  Presidential Cottage security recording •  Project Siphon holotape •  Radio log: Aug 29 2077 •  Rory's holotape •  Rosalynn and David's ski trip •  Shannon Rivers' recording •  Something's up •  Springhill feedback •  Subject K-117M interview •  Subject K-120F personal recording •  Taking a chance •  The Chosen •  The Huntersville Incident •  The Whitespring staff meeting, 12.27.79 •  Trappers key fragment •  Trappers' warning •  Vox interpreter holotape •  War games •  Welcome to the Freak Show •  Wendigo cave - Soldier's story
The MireA safe haven •  About the Brotherhood •  Dear Riley •  Discarded Introduction Recording •  Discarded Scenario Recording •  Ella's log: Harpers Ferry •  Ella's Log: The Mire •  Ella's research •  Everyone Is Gone •  Family and so-called friends •  Formation of the Brotherhood of Steel •  Happy anniversary! •  Harpers Ferry proposal •  Holotape For Rose •  Jesus Sunday's holotape - Part 1 •  Jesus Sunday's holotape - Part 2 •  Jesus Sunday's holotape - Part 3 •  Jesus Sunday's holotape - Part 4 •  Jesus Sunday's holotape - Part 5 •  Lucy's holotape •  Madigan encounter •  Master Holotape •  Message to Marge 1 •  Message to Marge 2 •  Nari's holotape •  Neverending missions •  Niraj's Confession •  Operation Summary - Blackwell •  Overseer's log - Camp Venture •  Overseer's Log - Free States •  Preservation of technology •  Protecting our own •  Randy's holotape •  Responders recruitment holotape •  Scope out the crash •  Thanks Lenny •  Tossed the stash •  Vault 94 Community Council recording •  Vault 94 G.E.C.K. recording •  We're coming for you •  Welcome to the Whitespring •  Where Are You?
Cranberry Bog"That boy" •  Accident •  Concerned mother •  De Silva's recon report •  Elder Maxson's final conversation •  Enola Walker's Story, Part 1 •  Enola Walker's Story, Part 2 •  Enola Walker's Story, Part 3 •  Enola Walker's Story, Part 4 •  Enola Walker's Story, Part 5 •  Enola Walker's Story, Part 6 •  Going well •  Gone scrounging •  Goodbye •  Goodbye Dad •  Have a nice life •  Highschoolers •  Hospital report: Staff incident •  Hospital report: Violent incident •  Hunting •  I'm stuck here •  Incident record 5374 •  Isaac's message to the Sloth •  Last Words •  Maintenance request form •  Message from Hank Madigan •  Mission 099-01 orders •  Mr. Torturers •  My Reputation •  Operation Free Watoga Log 322 •  Overseer's log - Allegheny •  Overseer's log - Fort Defiance •  Preservation of technology •  Professor Greebley's Press Release •  Protestors •  Requiem for Kelley •  Restoring order •  Retirement •  Robot virus •  Scribe Grant's plea •  Sensor module specs •  Sideshow Snallygaster - Part 1 •  Sideshow Snallygaster - Part 2 •  Sight to See •  Sign those permits •  Stuck (AMS) •  That boy •  The Nuclear Option •  Tinkering •  Watoga residents •  Where Now? •  You smart bastard •  Your reputation
Random locationsAppalachia landmarks - Philippi's Cemetery Battlefield •  Appalachia landmarks - Prickett's Fort •  Appalachia landmarks - Pumpkin House •  Arrest warrant •  Ford's holotape •  Responder Protectron config tape •  Scope out the crash •  The Golden Holotape •  The government's plan •  We have failed
Multiple locationsAir data •  Atomic Command •  Automatron •  Damaged holotape •  E.R.P. security station Alpha •  E.R.P. security station Bravo •  E.R.P. security station Charlie •  E.R.P. security station Delta •  Jacob's holotapes •  Pipfall •  Red Menace •  Responders recruitment holotape •  Sideshow Snallygaster - Part 1 •  Sideshow Snallygaster - Part 2 •  Soil data •  The Beast of Grafton - Part 1 •  The Beast of Grafton - Part 2 •  The Mothman Cometh - Part 1 •  The Mothman Cometh - Part 2 •  US government supply requisition •  Wastelad •  Water data •  Who Goes There? - Part 1 •  Who Goes There? - Part 2 •  Zeta Invaders
Wild Appalachia
Anne's holotape •  Ansel's holotape •  Arktos Pharma - Trapped underground •  AUTOMATED RECORD 0000001 •  AUTOMATED RECORD 0000002 •  Behavioral reprogramming •  Burrows mission brief •  Date Night •  Final initiation •  For Maude •  Janelle's revenge •  Klein's notes •  Lewis's personal log •  Life with Calvin •  Marcus' speech •  Mary Tinley's recording •  Missing camper holotape •  New Meat •  Note to self •  Raymond's pep talk •  The Beast of Beckley (holotape) •  Wanted: Sheepsquatch •  Warning for Dylan •  Wolf's message to Bo-Peep
Nuclear Winter
Antonio's holotape •  Clayton Ward - 20780415 •  Elizabeth Chambers - 20771019 •  Harold Clark - To the Members of the Board, pt.1 •  Harold Clark - To the Members of the Board, pt.2 •  Helen Marks & Reuben Gill - 20780803 •  Joel & Elizabeth Chambers - 20780623 •  Joel & Elizabeth Chambers - 20780803 •  Reuben Gill - 20840520 •  Reuben Gill - 20940303 •  Reuben Gill - 21021023 •  Reuben Gill to Whoever Finds This Vault •  Sgt. Baker - 20771013 •  Sgt. Baker - 20771120 •  Sgt. Baker - 20780727 •  Sgt. Baker - 20780806
Wastelanders
The ForestAgreement with Radicals •  Algorithm reset test •  Apologies to Lou •  Bless y'all's hearts •  Blood Eagle oath •  Blood Eagle rules for advancing in rank •  Board meeting •  Chapter 7 •  Cultist - Redemption •  Emergency protocols •  Estella's holotape •  Filtcher farm interview •  Lugnuts vehicle modifications •  Mort's edu-tape 01: Placing your C.A.M.P. •  Mort's edu-tape 02: Building at your C.A.M.P. •  Mort's edu-tape 03: Powering your C.A.M.P. •  Negotiations •  Note to self •  President's eyes ONLY •  Rocco and Lev's deal •  The Wayward interrogation •  Thorpe: 10/03/2077 9:34am •  Vault reactor incident •  Visit with Officer Whitehead
Ash HeapAlgorithm update •  Blood Eagles - AshTrey •  The Saga of The Horn
Toxic ValleyHomecoming •  Meg sucks •  The Foundation plan
Savage DivideArachne •  Blood Eagle oath •  Chapter 7 •  Chapter 8 •  Cultist - Mind's Eye •  Cultist - Redemption •  First days in Vault 79 •  Jen's goodbye •  Jen's journal, entry 1 •  Paige's journal, entry 1 •  Paige's journal, entry 2 •  Paige's journal, entry 3 •  Paige's journal, entry 4 •  Paige's journal, entry 5  •  Reginald Stone's journal, entry 712 •  Rose's AI program •  The "hook up" •  The Eye's subject: Frankie •  To Meg and Crater freaks •  U.S.S.A. encryption key program
The MireChapter 8 •  Medical records: Daguerre
Cranberry BogDeep Sleep Program: Phase II •  Deep Sleep routine •  Patent Design: Deep Sleeper Pod •  Test holotape
MiscellaneousBroadcast tape
The Legendary Run / Steel Dawn
A father's goodbye •  Knight Connors: Report •  Sheena's holotape •  Weapon demonstration
Steel Reign
Command parameters •  Copy of Research Notes •  FEV research logs •  Huntersville memories •  Return to Appalachia •  Vault 96 biology log 280 •  Vault 96 community meeting •  Vault 96 genetics logs •  Vault 96 mainframe lab recording •  Vault 96 orientation session
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