I Hate Flatwoods

Fallout 76 holotapes
I Hate Flatwoods
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Editor ID	LC044_IrritableSurvivorHolotape
Form ID	003337E4

I Hate Flatwoods is a holotape in Fallout 76.

Location

The holotape can be found at a camping the western side of Flatwoods, inside the white tent next to the two hanging radstags, under the pillow on the white mattress with the blanket.

Transcript

Irritable Survivor: Well, my back hurts. Sick of eating varmints with two pair a' eyes. Yeah, I tell 'em I seed a big ol' boomer out yander. They tell me, "What's a boomer then?" Then some sweet young thing come up to me askin' for help with that garden next door. Then just this morning, I heared talk of crawdads big as the barn door 'cross the mountains and worse. Flatwoods had better days. Now every thing catywompus or'll kill ya. Now, I ain't no cussin' lady but damn if God had just let a bomb fall on my head. Jesus, just let me die.

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