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Disclaimer: Slocum Joe's cannot be held responsible for any burns caused by ingesting their products.Pirate Radio

Slocum's Joe was a pre-War coffee and donut company based in Malden. The company ran numerous coffee shops around the eastern United States and had a special of a large coffee and jelly donut for 30 dollars.

Background

Slocum's sold coffee and doughnuts. While their food was noted by some to exceed the daily recommended amount of carbohydrates and fat,[1] Slocum's always tried to stay one step ahead of the competition, such as by trying to solve the problem of keeping coffee hot and doughnuts fresh.

Their answer was Slocum's BuzzBites, a delicious doughnut filled with hot coffee and chemically preserved to stay hot, which had a 90% chance of inflicting third-degree burns on consumers. This led to it being deemed too dangerous for distribution by authorities.[2] The actual coffee was noted to be "stale, acidic rubbish," priced at 28 dollars.[3]

Locations

Image Name Games
Signslocumsjoe01 d.png Slocum's Joe Fallout 4

Slocum'sJoe-MonsignorPlaza-Fallout4.jpg Slocum's Joe Fallout 4

FO76 Location Slocum's Joe Charleston 01.webp Slocum's Joe Fallout 76

FO76 Slocum's Joe.png Slocum's Joe Fallout 76

Signslocumsjoe01 d.png Slocum's Joe Fallout 4

Slocums Joe Switchboard.jpg Slocum's Joe Fallout 4

FO4 Locations 27621 29.jpg Slocum's Joe Fallout 4

Signslocumsjoe01 d.png Slocum's Joe Fallout 76

FO76 Watoga SP 8.png Slocum's Joe Fallout 76

SlocumJoeHQ-Fallout4.jpg Slocum's Joe Corporate HQ Fallout 4

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Notes

The company's mascot is Dough-Boy.[4][5]

Behind the scenes

The Bethesda Gear Store sells Slocum's Joe merchandise, such as the Slocum's Joe Franchise Kit,[Ext 1] tee shirts,[Ext 2] and mugs.[Ext 3]

Gallery

References

  1. Curie: "Be careful. Much of Slocum's Joe food greatly exceeds the daily allowance of carbohydrates and fat."
    (Curie's dialogue)
  2. Notice to Slocum's Joe
  3. Slocum Woes
  4. Pirate Radio/Advertisements
  5. Unused Content Fallout 76 Pip-Boy 2000 Mark VI Dough-Boy Paint description: "Embrace your love of Slocum's Joe with the Slocum's Joe Dough-Boy Pip-Boy Paint!"
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