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V. 114 Interview #87 is a holotape in Fallout 4.
Locations
A recording of the Vault-Tec Corporation's interview with Soup Can Harry. It can be found in the Overseer's office of Vault 114, next to the Speech Bobblehead.
Transcripts
Interviewer: This is Vault-Tech interview #87 for the position of Overseer for Vault 114. The candidate has refused to give his real name and has only provided the name "Soup Can Harry."
Soup Can Harry: That's right, I ain't telling you nothing. My name is the name I call myself not the rank and number the government brands on me, no sir.
Interviewer: Fascinating. Mister, um, Soupcan, would you mind telling me why you're distrustful of the government?
Soup Can Harry: I've seen what they do. Gum up the works with red tape and bureaucracy, take every hard earned cent and use it to fund their Illuminati free mason sex parties. I'm a free man! I should be able to live as I see fit! My taxes pay for them streets and alleys and dumpsters. I'll sleep where I want!
Interviewer: Sir, according to this you haven't paid taxes in many years...
Soup Can Harry: I seen the back of them Abraxo boxes! "Not for consumption?" Don't you tell me what to do, I'll eat what I want!
Interviewer: Sir, you may just be the perfect candidate. How would you like to be the new Overseer for Vault 114?
Soup Can Harry: I ain't wearing no goddamn tie. Or pants.
