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I'll tell you why: because Clover is the craziest girl I've ever seen. And I'm an expert on crazy girls. Crazy in a fight, crazy in the sack, crazy every which way but loose! But most of all, she's crazy in love with whoever's holding her leash. And for the low cost of a thousand Caps, Miss Clover could be crazy for you.

Eulogy Jones is the head slaver of Paradise Falls in Fallout 3.

Background

A 45-year-old, well-dressed man, Jones is persuasive, intelligent, and dangerous.[Pub 1] He supports entrepreneurship and wants for people to find their own paths to success,[1] and dislikes when people try to take advantage of him.[2] Jones has two personal slaves, Crimson and Clover.[Pub 2]

Publications

Eulogy Jones is a unique 45-year-old individual. He dresses as smoothly as possible for a Wasteland Dweller and leads by persuasion and intelligence, getting others to do his dirty work. But the man is definitely dangerous; if you mess with his slaving operation, he’ll be the first one to put a bullet in your brain. Eulogy got to where he is exactly as you’d expect: by being the craziest thug in a town full of crazy thugs. He’ll tell you that he did it the old-fashioned way: hard work. In truth, he used his slaves as prostitutes, and consequently, Eulogy knew nearly every secret in the camp. Eventually, he killed the former leader and took over. Every plot against his life has failed, and every Slaver in the camp has learned to back off when Eulogy loses his temper. Eulogy rules by fear.Fallout 3 Official Game Guide/Wasteland Census

Interactions overview

Interactions
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This character starts quests.
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This character is involved in quests.
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This character buys slaves.
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This character drops a finger upon death (Lawbringer).
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This character offers miscellaneous services.

He sells Clover to the Lone Wanderer if they have enough bad Karma.

Inventory

Fallout 3

Notes

  • His bed has a prompt for sleeping, but cannot be slept in.
  • He is one of only nine named characters in the base game to have "Very Evil" Karma.
  • His hat is worn by Rotface in Fallout: New Vegas.

Quotes

  • "Well then, you and I are a perfect fit. You want to buy slaves, and I want to sell them." – To the Lone Wanderer, talking "business"
  • "Well, well. The budding entrepreneur returns! Now see? This is what I want for the world. For men and women to make their own way, find their own paths to success. What can Paradise Falls do for you today?"
  • "I'll tell you why: because Clover is the craziest girl I've ever seen. And I'm an expert on crazy girls. Crazy in a fight, crazy in the sack, crazy every which way but loose! But most of all, she's crazy in love with whoever's holding her leash. And for the low cost of a thousand Caps, Miss Clover could be crazy for you."

Appearances

Eulogy Jones appears in Fallout 3 and Fallout Shelter, and is mentioned only in Fallout: New Vegas.

Bugs

  • PCPC Playstation 3Playstation 3 Xbox 360Xbox 360 If you agree to lure a kid out of Little Lamplight, it may cause Eulogy Jones to disappear from his home.
  • PCPC Playstation 3Playstation 3 If world objects are used to kill Eulogy, Crimson may ignore Eulogy's death entirely. Crimson and Eulogy will continue conversing with each other as normal, with the sound of Eulogy's voice clearly emanating from his corpse despite any lack of movement. Crimson will stand in place and converse with him indefinitely, even after leaving the area and/or waiting. When this happens the PC cannot speak with Eulogy and can only loot his corpse.

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References

  1. Eulogy Jones: "Well, well. The budding entrepreneur returns! Now see? This is what I want for the world. For men and women to make their own way, find their own paths to success. What can Paradise Falls do for you today?"
    (Eulogy Jones' dialogue)
  2. Eulogy Jones: "[sighs] You know what I don't appreciate? I don't appreciate when people try to take advantage of me. So right now, I'm not looking fondly on you. You want something from me, we do a straight-up deal. You don't try and pull one over on me."
    (Eulogy Jones' dialogue)
Publications
  1. 1.0 1.1 Fallout 3 Official Game Guide Game of the Year Edition p. 72: Eulogy Jones
    "Eulogy Jones is a unique 45-year-old individual. He dresses as smoothly as possible for a Wasteland Dweller and leads by persuasion and intelligence, getting others to do his dirty work. But the man is definitely dangerous; if you mess with his slaving operation, he'll be the first one to put a bullet in your brain. Eulogy got to where he is exactly as you'd expect: by being the craziest thug in a town full of crazy thugs. He'll tell you that he did it the old-fashioned way: hard work. In truth, he used his slaves as prostitutes, and consequently, Eulogy knew nearly every secret in the camp. Eventually, he killed the former leader and took over. Every plot against his life has failed, and every Slaver in the camp has learned to back off when Eulogy loses his temper. Eulogy rules by fear."
    (Fallout 3 Official Game Guide/Wasteland Census)
  2. Fallout 3 Official Game Guide Game of the Year Edition pp. 66-67: Crimson/Clover
    "Eulogy's prostitutes are two slaves caught a few months back. They have been systematically brainwashed and threatened until they've become completely subservient to their master. Eulogy verbally abuses them constantly. You can listen to the tirades as the girls meekly plead for forgiveness. When Eulogy is away, they're both catty to each other. You cannot speak to either of them; any conversations must be through Eulogy. You can purchase Clover as a Follower."
    (Fallout 3 Official Game Guide/Wasteland Census)