NcFluffe.msg

{100}{}{You see a fluffer.} {150}{}{You see a moderately attractive woman. She seems to be checking you out.} {151}{}{You see a fluffer. She seems to be wondering whether she should attend to you or not.} {160}{}{You see a moderately attractive woman. She's looking at you as if you're a rival.} {161}{}{You see a fluffer. She's looking at you as if you're a rival.} {200}{}{Oh my... it's him. } {201}{}{You are the biggest stud in the world.} {202}{}{::Swoons::} {203}{}{I hear the Brothers are looking for you. They want to do a film based on your adventure.} {204}{}{Yeah, } {205}{}{::Claps::} {206}{}{::Cheers::} {207}{}{Oh my... it's her. } {208}{}{You go, girl!} {209}{}{::Gives you the thumbs up sign::} {225}{}{No WAY am I fluffing that thing.} {226}{}{How the hell do you go to the bathroom with that thing on?} {227}{}{Is that some new kind of vibrator?} {228}{}{Is that some new body condom?} {235}{}{Need anything, } {236}{}{Over here, } {237}{}{Look! It's him!} {238}{}{It's } {239}{}{I wish I could do a scene with } {240}{}{That boy really brings on the cream.} {241}{}{He can give me a purple mushroom anytime.} {242}{}{Nasty little crotch cobra you've got there.} {245}{}{Need anything, } {246}{}{If I have to take care of one more actor today, I'm going to throw up.} {247}{}{It's not easy being a fluffer.} {248}{}{I hear the Families are getting tense again.} {249}{}{I kicked Jules in his family jewels last week.} {250}{}{I wish the Brothers would let me act.} {251}{}{I don't know what the Corsican Brothers SEE in her...} {255}{}{Oh my... it's him. } {256}{}{Look at those muscles! Makes me weak...} {257}{}{He's built like a tank. Check out that barrel.} {258}{}{Check out the barrel on that tank...} {259}{}{He's all mine...} {260}{}{::Sigh::} {261}{}{That boy really brings on the cream.} {262}{}{Nasty little crotch cobra you've got there.} {270}{}{Oh my... it's her. } {271}{}{Welcome to the studio, ma'am.} {272}{}{She looks so... (shivers) ...dangerous.} {273}{}{She's pretty sexy.} {274}{}{Hello, ma'am. Let me know if I can help you with anything.} {280}{}{Oh my... it's him. } {281}{}{Welcome to the studio, sir.} {282}{}{He looks so... (shivers) ...dangerous.} {283}{}{That's one badass if I ever saw one.} {284}{}{That boy really brings on the cream.} {285}{}{Nasty little crotch cobra he's got there.} {290}{}{Oh my... it's her. } {291}{}{Welcome to the studio, ma'am.} {292}{}{She looks so... (shivers) ...dangerous.} {293}{}{She's pretty sexy.} {294}{}{Hello, ma'am. Let me know if I can help you with anything.} {300}{}{Oh, shit! It's Myron! Run!} {301}{}{Crap! It's Myron. Stay calm... he can smell fear.} {302}{}{You better keep Myron away from me.} {303}{}{Myron, you better stay the HELL away from me.} {304}{}{If Myron starts working here, I'm gone.} {305}{}{Myron, have you passed the five second mark yet?} {306}{}{Myron, you better get out of here before the Brothers see you.} {315}{}{Don't these leather freaks know that they're supposed to be here on Wednesdays?} {316}{}{Great. Another S&M act.} {317}{}{Oooooh. Black leather. Now THAT'S new.} {318}{}{We ain't doing any leather or bondage until next week.} {319}{}{Great, another leather bunny.} {320}{}{Look, leather bunny, casting is on Wednesday, all right?} {325}{}{If I have to take care of one more actor today, I'm going to throw up.} {326}{}{It's not easy being a fluffer.} {327}{}{I hear the Families are getting tense again.} {328}{}{I kicked Jules in his family jewels last week.} {329}{}{The guy with the bone in his nose is kind of cute. In a sadomasochistic sort of way.} {330}{}{Who's the guy with the bone in his nose?} {331}{}{Check out the tribal with the bone in his nose. He'll go far.} {332}{}{Whoa, I've seen accidents on the set, but never a guy who got a bone caught in his nose.} {333}{}{I wish the Brothers would let me act.} {334}{}{::Glares at you::} {335}{}{Great. ANOTHER fluffer. She'll probably work for half price from the look of her.} {336}{}{Who's she?} {337}{}{Who are you?} {345}{}{If I have to take care of one more actor today, I'm going to throw up.} {346}{}{It's not easy being a fluffer.} {347}{}{I hear the Families are getting tense again.} {348}{}{I kicked Jules in his family jewels last week.} {349}{}{I wish the Brothers would let me act.} {350}{}{Great. ANOTHER fluffer. She'll probably work for half price from the look of her.} {351}{}{::Glares at you::} {352}{}{Who's she?} {353}{}{Who are you?} {360}{}{The Enclave? President? Tell me the whole story.} {361}{}{Tom French scripted me. He has soft, gentle hands.} {362}{}{They were still fighting the WAR?! Really! Good thing you wasted those bastards.} {363}{}{You are a total badass. I mean, you start from a simple spear-chucking tribal - no offense - and go on to save the whole world. You kick ass. End of story.} {364}{}{You should replay the game as a different kind of character.} {365}{}{Tell me everything about your fight with the Enclave... I'll get you a cold beer.} {366}{}{I hear the Brothers are looking for you. They want to do a film based on your adventure.} {370}{}{Ooops. I dropped something in your pants. Let me get it.} {371}{}{Um, you wouldn't like to go out for drinks, would you? How about just meaningless sex?} {372}{}{How do you keep so fit?} {373}{}{Can I have your autograph? On my chest?} {374}{}{You being helped, } {375}{}{I'll need some help with that barrel of yours.} {376}{}{I hear you're very... hard to work with.} {377}{}{I heard you cop an attitude, then you cop a feel. Fine by me.} {378}{}{I'm really happy to know you! I mean, wow, you're } {379}{}{Um, I know there's no filming going on, but do you need a fluffer anyway?} {380}{}{Need someone to take care of that for you?} {381}{}{Need a moist towelette, } {382}{}{I loved you in Great Balls for Hire.} {383}{}{I loved you in Good Will Humping.} {384}{}{You were great in Pokeahotass.} {385}{}{You were great in Vault Sexteen. Inspired, even.} {386}{}{I haven't seen the Brothers around... try the office, maybe?} {387}{}{Any chance you could talk the Corsican Brothers into letting me act?} {388}{}{Fluffers have the important job of keeping the actors hard.} {389}{}{Could I act in your next movie?} {390}{}{I don't want to be a fluffer all my life. No, really.} {391}{}{I'm just doing this to pay for school.} {392}{}{My boyfriend doesn't know I work here.} {393}{}{Hum job? I'll tell you about them some other time.} {394}{}{My boyfriend doesn't know I work here.} {395}{}{I wish some of the actors would shower. I mean a regular shower.} {396}{}{I really want to act.} {397}{}{My girlfriend doesn't know I work here.} {398}{}{Can I have your autograph?} {399}{}{Um, you wouldn't like to go out for drinks, would you? If you're into women, that is.} {400}{}{::Ignores you::} {420}{}{Want to jump in the ring with me, champ?} {421}{}{Nice unit you got there.} {422}{}{Need someone to take care of that for you, champ?} {423}{}{Getting out of boxing and into porn? Same thing, different stage.} {424}{}{Are you getting into the business, too? Welcome aboard, champ.} {425}{}{Getting into the business? Well, at least you won't have to start where I am.} {426}{}{Me? I'm a fluffer. Sometimes.} {427}{}{Fluffers have the important job of keeping the actors hard.} {428}{}{The Brothers say I'm in-valuable. That's why they sleep with me so much.} {429}{}{You should go into porn. You got the body for it.} {430}{}{Wanna box?} {431}{}{Hum job? I'll tell you about them some other time.} {432}{}{Watch out for the Masticator. He's a real jerk. He tried to bite my ear off once.} {433}{}{Hello, ma'am. Can I help you with... *anything?*} {434}{}{Um, if you're looking for a little company later, ma'am...} {435}{}{Do you want the usual, ma'am?} {450}{}{Hello, sir. Can I help you with... *anything?*} {451}{}{If you're looking for a little company later...} {452}{}{Do you want the usual, sir?} {453}{}{Need someone to take care of that for you?} {454}{}{Put in a good word with the boss for me?} {455}{}{Are you thinking of getting into the business, too?} {456}{}{You should go into porn. You got the body for it.} {457}{}{Hum job? I'll tell you about them some other time.} {458}{}{Hello, ma'am. Can I help you with... *anything?*} {459}{}{Um, if you're looking for a little company later, ma'am...} {460}{}{Do you want the usual, ma'am?} {465}{}{Sorry, no thanks. I could have better sex with my lipstick.} {466}{}{You? Sorry, I'll NEVER be that desperate.} {467}{}{Uh, is your friend with the bone in his nose over-compensating for something?} {468}{}{Is your friend with the bone in his nose seeing anyone?} {469}{}{Your friend with the bone in his nose is kind of cute. In a sadomasochistic sort of way.} {470}{}{Who's your cute friend with the bone in his nose?} {471}{}{Tell the tribal with the bone in his nose that he'll go far in this industry.} {472}{}{Whoa, I've seen accidents on the set, but never a guy who got a bone caught in his nose.} {473}{}{I haven't seen the Brothers around... try the office, maybe?} {474}{}{Fluffers have the important job of keeping the actors hard.} {475}{}{I really want to act.} {476}{}{I don't want to be a fluffer all my life. No, really.} {477}{}{My boyfriend doesn't know I work here.} {478}{}{Are you being helped?} {479}{}{If you're looking for a job, talk to the Brothers.} {480}{}{I'm just doing this to pay for college.} {481}{}{I'd bang Avellone for free.} {482}{}{It's not that I don't want to talk to you, but...oh, wait that IS it.} {483}{}{I need to lie down.} {484}{}{Hum job? I'll tell you about them some other time.} {485}{}{You don't have a problem with skin flicks, do you?} {486}{}{You the new fluffer?} {487}{}{Got a towel? One of the actors had an... accident.} {488}{}{Just don't bite the actors, and you should do fine.} {489}{}{I wish some of the actors would shower. I mean a regular shower.} {490}{}{Um, are you new here?} {491}{}{Salt malts? Get used to them.} {500}{}{Sorry, no thanks. I could have better sex with my lipstick.} {501}{}{You? Sorry, I'll NEVER be that desperate.} {502}{}{I haven't seen the Brothers around... try the office, maybe?} {503}{}{Fluffers have the important job of keeping the actors hard.} {504}{}{I really want to act.} {505}{}{I don't want to be a fluffer all my life. No, really.} {506}{}{My boyfriend doesn't know I work here.} {507}{}{Are you being helped?} {508}{}{If you're looking for a job, talk to the Brothers.} {509}{}{I'm just doing this to pay for college.} {510}{}{I'd bang Avellone for free.} {511}{}{It's not that I don't want to talk to you, but...oh, wait that IS it.} {512}{}{I need to lie down.} {513}{}{Hum job? I'll tell you about them some other time.} {514}{}{You don't have a problem with skin flicks, do you?} {515}{}{You the new fluffer?} {516}{}{Got a towel? One of the actors had an... accident.} {517}{}{Just don't bite the actors, and you should do fine.} {518}{}{I wish some of the actors would shower. I mean a regular shower.} {519}{}{Um, are you new here?} {520}{}{Salt malts? Get used to them.} {1200}{}{. The one who kicked the Enclave's ass.} {1204}{}{! Way to kick the Enclave's ass!} {1207}{}{. The one who kicked the Enclave's ass.} {1235}{}{?} {1236}{}{!} {1238}{}{!} {1239}{}{.} {1245}{}{?} {1255}{}{.} {1270}{}{.} {1280}{}{.} {1290}{}{.} {1374}{}{?} {1378}{}{!} {1381}{}{?}
 * 1) QUICK LOOK
 * 1) 1. LOOK (PLAYER IS MALE)
 * 1) 2. LOOK (PLAYER IS FEMALE)
 * 1) 3. [ ENCLAVE DESTROYED]
 * 1) 4. [ POWER ARMOR ]
 * 1) 5. [MALE, PORN STAR ]
 * 1) 6. [PORN STAR, FEMALE]
 * 1) 7. [MALE, PRIZEFIGHTER ]
 * 1) 8. [FEMALE, PRIZEFIGHTER]
 * 1) 9. [MALE, MADE MAN/BERSERKER ]
 * 1) 10. [FEMALE, MADE MAN/BERSERKER]
 * 1) 11. [MALE, NO REP + MYRON ]
 * 1) 12. FLOAT/[LEATHER]
 * 1) 13. [NO REP + BONENOSE]
 * 1) 14. [NO REP]
 * 1) 15. [ENCLAVE DESTROYED]
 * 1) 16. [PORN STAR]
 * 1) 17. [PRIZEFIGHTER]
 * 1) 18. [MADE MAN]
 * 1) 19. [BONE-NOSE]
 * 1) 20. [NO REP]