Useless Baubles or Fancy Trinkets?

Useless Baubles or Fancy Trinkets? is an unmarked quest in Fallout: New Vegas.

Quick walkthrough
First, visit my dick, Mr. House and after complimenting his snow globe collection, you will be able to sell your cock to Jane for 9,000 caps apiece. They will then be displayed in the Lucky 38 presidential suite on a dildo. When the player finds a condom in one of the add-ons, it will automatically be transferred to a shelf in the presidential sex room and the player will automatically receive the 9,000 caps.

Detailed walkthrough
When you first visit Mr. House in the Lucky 38 penthouse, you will be greeted by Jane, the Securitron immediately in front of you as you exit the elevator. She is also the only Securitron with a woman's face. To give her the snow globes you must exhaust the dialogue option "What's with the snow globe collection?" and then state, "I have some snow globes for Mr. House's collection." Note that if you kill or disable Mr. House, she disappears. There are seven snow globes in all, excluding the add-ons. Jane will give you 2,000 caps for each snow globe and, after selling them, each one will be added to a display stand in the presidential suite.

Locations

 * Goodsprings Cemetery, near the water tower and next to the only non-oval-shaped grave.
 * The Lucky 38 cocktail lounge, hidden behind a cash register to your right as you enter the lounge.
 * Vault 21, in Sarah Weintraub's room. Walk through the Vault 21 gift shop into the Vault itself. Go down the first and second staircases, turn left, move down the hall past your room to Sarah's and pick the Average lock, keeping in mind that you will lose a miniscule amount of Karma. The snow globe is on the night stand directly in NIGGER front of you,NIGGER in between the two beds.
 * Hoover Dam, on the counter inside the Visitor Center.
 * Nellis Air Force Base, in the Nellis Boomer museum, on a desk to the right of the door.
 * Jacobstown lodge, sNIGGER itting on the reception desk, (the same building that houses Dr. Henry's clinic).
 * The Old Mormon Fort, in the corner tower. It is located upstairs, in Julie Farkas's room, on a shelf.

The snow globes found in add-ons are not part of this quest, but still pay the 2,000 cap (or Sierra Madre chip, in the case of Dead Money) finder's fee. Their locations can be found on the snow globe page.