Wadsworth

Wadsworth is your personal Mr. Handy butler in Megaton in 2277.

Other interactions
Services:
 * He can give you instructions on how to spruce up your house.
 * He can give you haircuts.
 * He can tell jokes (only one at a time, so he can recharge his 'humor emitter array').
 * He can give you purified water, but only five at a time before needing to refresh his supply. It takes 1 week for him to refill his supply (meaning he can restore 100 hp every game week).

Notable quotes

 * Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
 * Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" To which the first replies, "I'm positive."
 * A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"
 * I once visited a crematorium where they gave discounts to burn victims.
 * I was going to attend the clairvoyant's meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events.
 * Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.
 * It's common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.
 * How may I serve you master? *mumbling* not that I really want to......
 * Good evening mad'am! What can I do for you? *mumbling* even though I don't want......
 * You know, the best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
 * War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
 * Good evening madame! What can I do for you? *mumbling* nothing, I hope...
 * It's good to see you alive and well, madame. *mumbling* well, it's good to see you anyway.
 * [Sigh]Why must you humans always resort to violence?
 * Oohh yesss...let's all beat up on the robot!
 * You have insulted my honor, and for that, you must die!
 * So, that's it then?
 * Do stand still!
 * Have at thee!
 * For queen and country!

Appearances
Wadsworth appears only in Fallout 3.

Behind the scenes

 * The joke, "War does not determine who is right - only who is left." is a quote from Bertrand Russell.
 * His name could be a reference to Tim Curry's character "Wadsworth The Butler" in the movie Clue. In the movie "Wadsworth" is a rather cynical butler with a distinctive English accent.
 * The joke, "Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, 'Does this taste funny to you?'" was also told by a servant robot named 'Andrew' (Robin Williams) in the movie Bicentennial Man.

Bugs

 * Sometimes Wadsworth will stay in the player's bedroom, or get stuck on the player's bed, preventing the player from entering and using their bed. Shooting Wadsworth only once may make him move to try and attack back, however quickly holstering the weapon will make him friendly again.
 * Sometimes if the player is not aligned with Wadsworth's eyes while getting a haircut, half of players face will be cut off from the screen. Crouching may result in the screen showing the player's pelvic area.
 * Also, if the player is crouched while wearing the Chinese Stealth Armor, or gets their haircut with a Stealth Boy active, nothing will appear where the players face would be.
 * When speaking with him, it is possible that the combination of the focus-changing animation and his movement may result in the PC occupying the same space as him.
 * If you kill Wadsworth, he will re-animate at a later date. Upon doing so, he could "straighten up" your house, resulting in loss of some items in your home, including items stored in lockers.

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