Two Left Hands

Two Left Hands is a song that can be found on Appalachia Radio in Fallout 76. The song was released in 1948 by Capitol Records. Freddy Slack and his orchestra provided the music while Charlotte Blackburn provided the accompanying vocal performance.

Lyrics
I know you've heard About the Seven Wonders of the World The Colosseum, the Pyramids The Mausoleum, now listen kids The Tower of Pisa, Grand Canyon, Niagara Falls And the Painted Desert really enthralls But there’s an eighth An aid to the boy wonder Who plays piano in Savannah in a manner That brings down the house like thunder

He's got two left hands And they love to roam in the bass That man's got two left hands And they make their home in the bass

He's got the right amount of fingers And the right amount of toes He's even got two eyes right over his nose He's got two left hands And they love to roam in the bass

He plays Kansas-style In the really hip honky-tonks Yes, that man plays Kansas-style From Savannah up to the Bronx ‘Cause when he plays the boogie-woogie Oh, how they all applaud He doesn't have to look to find the lost chord He's got two left hands With a built-in beat in the bass

He's got the right amount of matter in his cranium Yes, the right amount of brains in his branium And when he plays it hits you like uranium U-235, solid jive He's got two left hands And he keeps them both in the groove That man's got two left hands And he keeps them both on the move Oh, he can buy a new tuxedo The kind of suit he loves His only trouble is when he's buyin' gloves ‘Cause he's got two left hands With a built-in beat in the bass A built-in beat in the bass