Bob's shack

Bob lived in the town of Riverdale, but he had to run away after framing chick as the gargoyle king.He brought his wiener dog named Francesca and his gecko named William. He built a shack in the middle of the woods near kemble mountain, Ontario. Concession 20 to be exact, it was then deserted but is now a rarely used trail. Anyway, to cope with the pain he became and alcoholic. His shack soon became a spot where highschoolers would come after school to drink. It was going fine until a group of already drunk teens came in and knocked over all the barrels. The barrels squished and killed Williams and they trampled Francesca. Know bobs shack is a historical landmark, representing literally nothing.

Here's some random facts:
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 * The term "Pitbull" isn't actually a breed of dog, it represents multiple bulldog terrier breeds.
 * T-rexs are extinct