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{100}{}{You see a Vault Citizen.} {101}{}{You see a Citizen in a bright blue jumpsuit relieving himself.} {102}{}{I'd clap right now, but my hands are occupied.} {103}{}{Uh, congratulations on defeating the Enclave. Did you catch them all in the bathroom, too?} {104}{}{I'd rather hear about your exploits when I'm not peeing, thanks.} {105}{}{Out! Out, damn pee! Out!} {106}{}{Knew I shouldn't have had so much synthetic alcohol.} {107}{}{I feel like I've been in here forever.} {108}{}{Ahhhhhhhh.} {109}{}{I feel exposed. Like someone's watching me from above.} {110}{}{Nothing like a satisfying urinating experience.} {111}{}{Don't distract m...dammint! My pant leg!} {112}{}{Don't talk. It makes it crawl back up.} {113}{}{Look, "Chosen One," I'm trying to concentrate here, okay?} {114}{}{Wish this place had a stall.} {115}{}{People who talk in the bathroom have a lot to learn about evacuation etiquette.} {116}{}{I think you've mistaken me for someone who ISN'T PEEING!} {117}{}{Is this one of those Kevin and Bean bathroom interviews?} {118}{}{Who does Number Two work for?!?!} {119}{}{I knew communal bathrooms weren't a good idea.} {120}{}{Not now, sweetheart. In case you didn't notice, I'm urinating.} {121}{}{Sorry, honey. Bathrooms don't do it for me.} {122}{}{This isn't a rest area, pal. Move along, okay?} {123}{}{I think you've mistaken me for someone who wants to meet men like you in the bathrooms.} {124}{}{No, I'm not going to give you instructions on how to use the toilet.} {125}{}{A mutant! Guards! Guards!} {126}{}{A ghoul! Guards! Guards!} {127}{}{Hey! Stop pushing! Wait your turn!} {128}{}{There's another toilet! Use that one!} {129}{}{Push me again, and I'll pee on you. Understand? No, really!}