Wadsworth

Wadsworth may become the Lone Wanderer's personal Mister Handy butler at Megaton in the year 2277.

Other interactions
Services:
 * He may give instructions on how to spruce up your house.
 * He may restyle haircuts.
 * He can tell jokes (only once per day, so he can recharge his 'humor emitter array').
 * He can give you purified water, but only five at a time before needing to refresh his supply. It takes 1 week for him to refill his supply (meaning he can restore 100 HP every game week).
 * He will advise you to use My First Infirmary if you are injured.
 * He will tell you how to use the My First Laboratory and the My First Workbench.

Notable quotes

 * Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
 * Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" To which the first replies, "I'm positive."
 * A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"
 * I once visited a crematorium where they gave discounts to burn victims.
 * I was going to attend the clairvoyant's meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events.

Appearances
Wadsworth appears only in Fallout 3.

Behind the scenes

 * The joke, "War does not determine who is right - only who is left." is a quote from Bertrand Russell.
 * His name could be a reference to Tim Curry's character "Wadsworth The Butler" in the movie Clue. In the movie "Wadsworth" is a rather cynical butler with a distinctive English accent.

Bugs

 * Sometimes Wadsworth will stay in the player's bedroom, or get stuck on the player's bed, preventing the player from entering and using their bed. Shooting Wadsworth only once may make him move to try and attack back, however quickly holstering the weapon will make him friendly again.
 * He can also become stuck at the top of the stairs, but in this case can usually be pushed out of the way without causing a fight.
 * Sometimes if the player is not aligned with Wadsworth's eyes while getting a haircut, half of players face will be cut off from the screen. Crouching may result in the screen showing the player's pelvic area.
 * Also, if the player is crouched while wearing the Chinese stealth armor, or gets their haircut with a Stealth Boy active, nothing will appear where the players face would be.
 * When speaking with him, it is possible that the combination of the focus-changing animation and his movement may result in the PC occupying the same space as him.
 * If you kill Wadsworth, he will re-animate at a later date. Upon doing so, he could "straighten up" your house, resulting in loss of some items in your home, including items stored in lockers.
 * If you quick save, disintegrate Wadsworth with a critical shot from a plasma weapon, and then reload, he will be reassembled with his body components randomly jumbled.

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