Anything Goes

"Anything Goes" is a song that plays on Galaxy News Radio in Fallout 3, on Diamond City Radio in Fallout 4 and on Appalachia Radio in Fallout 76.

The song among others were originally recorded in 1934 by the composer himself for Victor Records and had long been regarded as "historical curiosities". As Cole Porter was described as a "horrible piano player", the track was overdubbed in 2004 with Vince Giordano and his Nighthawks to provide a "stylish, modern dance orchestra of the art deco era".

"Anything Goes" and "You're the Top" were both overdubbed in this manner for the 2004 album It's De-Lovely - The Authentic Cole Porter Collection. It coincided with the play's 70th anniversary and the release of the Cole Porter biographical film, De-Lovely.

Background
This is the title song from the musical Anything Goes, by Cole Porter (1934). The musical was written in the depths of the 1930s U.S. depression. Millionaires had become penniless, but not everyone had - and everyone still loved thrilling entertainment. Echoes from this musical can be heard in such places as the movies Blazing Saddles and Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

The two recording sessions included the following personnel:

November 27, 1934 - Victor Studios #3, New York, NY - (mono)

Cole Porter (vocals and piano)

May 4, 2004 - Clinton Recording Studio, New York, NY - (stereo)

Vince Giordano & The Nighthawks (backing instrumentals), Barry Feldman (reissue and overdub session producer), Troy Halderson (Clinton recording engineer), Doug Pomeroy (CD mastering)

Jazz critic, Will Friedwald, described the session in the liner notes.

''This current collection illustrates Cole Porter's eternal topicality in more ways than one; now, for the first time, we have Cole Porter, singing his own songs, with full orchestral accompaniment. Porter himself was far from a virtuoso pianist like his younger contemporary George Gershwin, nor did he take the occasional opportunity to put his voice down on wax, like Harold Arlen. He enjoyed singing and playing his own songs at parties, but that was principally when he was young and unknown; once the great stars began singing his music, he no longer felt the urge to do so himself. In 1934 and '35, Porter recorded eight rather modest tracks for the Victor Corporation, including, most importantly, a few future standards from his most recent Broadway hit, Anything Goes, The tracks sound like songwriter demos, and, as comedian Bert Lahr (who starred in two Porter shows), observed, "Cole was a horrible piano player. He played with a slow, wooden tempo. If you didn't know who it was, you'd think it was a learner."''

''But at the same time, this is authentic Cole Porter, and thanks to producer Barry Feldman and bandleader and multi-instrumentalist Vince Giordano, the Cole Porter Victor tracks are no longer mere historical curiosities. Now we can hear what Porter would have sounded like had he taken his singing seriously enough to work with a stylish, modern dance orchestra of the art deco era. To make sure the band parts would have an absolutely authentic mid-'30s sound, Mr. Giordano unearthed six different charts on each song, including four from the band book of the period bandleader Arnold Johnson (who, coincidentally, had employed a young Harold Arlen as arranger and vocalist a few years earlier). Mr. Giordano and his aide-de-camp banjo-guitarist John Gill combined aspects of the different arrangements, and then finessed them to fit around the Porter recordings.''

''Where the orchestrations are for dance purposes, which is to say that they're predominantly instrumentals, with brief one-chorus vocal refrains in the middle (and usually a modulation to the vocal), the Porter performances are essentially vocal from beginning to end. Adjustments had to be made for the key for Anything Goes (Porter sings, surprisingly, in B flat, a full step below the published key of C, which is the key that the orchestrations are in). Vince notes that this idea of improving upon a classical recording after the fact is also part of the Victor Records heritage; a decade or so after the death of Enrico Caruso, Victor house musical director Nathaniel Shilkret added a modern, electrically recorded symphony orchestra to some of the great tenor's originally acoustically recorded masters. Nearly 70 years later, Giordano and his Nighthawks - now expanded to include a three-piece string section - listened with headphones to the composer's performance of 70 years ago to make sure everything synced up perfectly.''

Lyrics
Times have changed, And we've often rewound the clock Since the Puritans got a shock When they landed on Plymouth Rock.

If today Any shock they should try to stem 'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock would land on them.

In olden days, a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking, But now, God knows, Anything goes.

Good authors, too, who once knew better words Now only use four-letter words writing prose. Anything goes.

If driving fast cars you like, If low bars you like, If old hymns you like, If bare limbs you like, If Mae West you like, Or me undressed you like, Why, nobody will oppose.

When every night, the set that's smart is intruding In nudist parties In studios. Anything goes.

When Missus Ned McLean (God bless her) Can get Russian reds to "yes" her, Then I suppose Anything goes.

When Rockefeller still can hoard en- Ough money to let Max Gordon Produce his shows, Anything goes.

The world has gone mad today, And good's bad today, And black's white today, And day's night today, And that gent today You gave a cent today Once had several chateaux.

When folks who still can ride in Jitneys Find out Vanderbilts and Whitneys Lack baby clo'es, Anything goes.

When Sam Goldwyn can with great conviction Instruct Anna Sten in diction, Then Anna shows Anything goes.

When you hear that Lady Mendl standing up Now does a handspring landing up- On her toes, Anything goes.

Just think of those shocks you've got, And those knocks you've got, And those blues you've got, From those news you've got, And those pains you've got, If any brains you've got From those little radios.

So Missus R., with all her trimmins, Can broadcast a bed from Simmons, 'Cause Franklin knows Anything goes.