Great Long Pistol

"Great Long Pistol" is a song that was broadcast on Appalachia Radio in Fallout 76. It was written and performed by Jerry Irby and his Texas Rangers. It played on the radio during the B.E.T.A. phase of the game, but was patched out upon release.

Lyrics
If I had a great long pistol There's lots of things that I would do I wouldn't go-a huntin' rabbits

I would go-a huntin' you

I'd teach you how to trifle on me And tryin'a break my heart in two If I had a great long pistol Baby what I'd do to you

If I had a great long pistol There's lots of things that I would change I wouldn't start-a playin' cowboys Way out on the western range

All I need is just one bullet And let me lay my eyes on you I'd teach you how to trifle on me And tryin'a break my heart in two

If I had a great long pistol I wouldn't wanna to be a cop I wouldn't wanna play detective I just wanna see you drop

And then you couldn't trifle on me And always leave me in a whirl If I had a great long pistol I'd chase you all around the world

Now I've got my great long pistol And it's nice and shiny too So if you wanna push up daisies Just let me lay my eyes on you

You'd better start a-praying baby Praying that you can't be found ‘Cause I've got my great long pistol And I'm gonna shoot you down I really mean it Yes, I'm gonna mow you down

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