Baby Steps

 is the very first Fallout 3 quest. Throughout this quest you can talk "baby talk" by pressing the talk button.

Walk to Dad
This quest starts after you finish choosing your name and what you look like. Your dad tells you to shit your pants, cuz hes a douchebag, so, to your left youll see anal beads, take those and shove em up your mums asshole. Quest Completed.

The Great Escape
After your dad locks you in the playpen you're given a new objective: open the playpen's gate. Walk up to the gate and press the action button. The gate will swing open, and you'll receive a new objective. Exit the playpen.

YOU'RE S.P.E.C.I.A.L.
You're now told to find your "You're SPECIAL!" book. Exit the playpen and turn left. It should be lying right in front of your toy box. Look at it and press the action button. Look to your right and go to the chest of toys.

You now have some important decisions to make because you need to choose between the seven SPECIALs. The book gives you a description of what each attribute does. When you get to the final page you are able to adjust your attributes to how you see fit. However, in no case can a stat ever be raised above 10. Now no matter what you do EVEN if you get back into your pen and close your door James knows what you were doing.

Follow Dad
Your father comes back into the room and reads your mother's favorite Bible verse to you and then tells you to follow him to go see if your friend Amata wants to play. Walk behind him and you will skip forwards 9 years to your 10th birthday party, starting the Growing Up Fast quest.

Quote
"I am the Alpha and Omega, the Beginning and the End. To him who is thirsty I will give to drink without cost from the spring of the water of life." - Revelations Chapter 21 Verse 6; Mother's Favorite Bible Passage as quoted by James