BOB.MSG

{100}{}{You see Bob.} {101}{}{No way I'll let you rob me blind!} {102}{}{Hey, I don't want no trouble!} {103}{}{Gimme an iguana on a stick.} {104}{}{What can you tell me about a water chip?} {105}{}{What can you tell me about Decker?} {106}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.} {107}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?} {108}{}{What, me trouble? What gives you that impression?} {109}{}{Me hungry! Grrrr!} {110}{}{Hi. Welcome to Bob's Iguana Bits, the family eating place. May I take your order?} {111}{}{Gimme an iguana on a stick.} {112}{}{What can you tell me about a water chip?} {113}{}{What can you tell me about Decker?} {114}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.} {115}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?} {116}{}{Anything interesting happening in the Hub?} {117}{}{Me hungry! Grrrr!} {118}{}{Sorry, we're all out of iguana.} {119}{}{We only have whole iguana on a stick. Twenty bucks each.} {120}{}{We only have prime select choice. It tastes great, though. Eight bucks each.} {121}{}{Sure. We got whole iguana on a stick for twenty bucks, and our prime select pieces for eight bucks.} {122}{}{I'll take a whole iguana.} {123}{}{I'll take your prime select.} {124}{}{You know, I hear your prime select tastes like chicken.} {125}{}{No sissy portions! Me want all iguana! Ugh!} {126}{}{Hmm, smell good! Prime select make tummy happy!} {127}{}{We don't serve that here. Anything else?} {128}{}{Gimme an iguana on a stick.} {129}{}{What can you tell me about Decker?} {130}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.} {131}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?} {132}{}{Anything interesting happening in the Hub?} {133}{}{Me hungry! Grrrr!} {134}{}{Mr. Decker is a distinguished businessman in a less than distinguished business. Anything else?} {135}{}{I want information on Doc Morbid.} {136}{}{Gimme an iguana on a stick.} {137}{}{Nothing.} {138}{}{He was a mean son of a bitch and anyone who isn't glad he's dead is a damned liar. Can I take your order?} {139}{}{Gimme an iguana on a stick.} {140}{}{Tell me a little about the water merchants.} {141}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.} {142}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?} {143}{}{Anything interesting happening in the Hub?} {144}{}{Me hungry! Grrrr!} {145}{}{I don't know what you're talking about. Okay. I'll pay you one hundred bucks if you keep your mouth shut. Take it and get out.} {146}{}{I want two hundred.} {147}{}{I'll take the hundred.} {148}{}{I'm going to the police.} {149}{}{Stop selling them. Now.} {150}{}{Terrible business. Those poor people. Oh, those poor people. Losing their lives in such a ghastly way! Is there anything else I can do for you? Like feed you, perhaps?} {151}{}{Gimme an iguana on a stick.} {152}{}{What can you tell me about a water chip?} {153}{}{What can you tell me about Decker?} {154}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.} {155}{}{Anything interesting happening in the Hub?} {156}{}{Nothing. Sorry to bring it up. I just hear stories. Now is there anything else I can do for you?} {157}{}{Gimme an iguana on a stick.} {158}{}{What can you tell me about a water chip?} {159}{}{What can you tell me about Decker?} {160}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.} {161}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?} {162}{}{Anything interesting happening in the Hub?} {163}{}{Someone killed Decker. We're in mourning, at least until the Hub runs out of booze.} {164}{}{Someone shot Sheriff Greene. Don't know about the deputy though.} {165}{}{Daren Hightower was murdered. And all that money couldn't save him. Ironic, ain't it?} {166}{}{Someone's really pissed off someone important, because I hear that there's a big hit out on some poor sod.} {167}{}{Someone stole a necklace from the Hightowers. Man, did they ever make a big mistake. They're dead for sure.} {168}{}{Someone killed Jain over at the Cathedral. I hear she was a real bitch!} {169}{}{Well, the only new thing is that the Children of the Cathedral have taken over the Hospital. It's pretty boring around here lately. Mind you, they're a strange crowd.} {170}{}{Anything else?} {171}{}{Gimme an iguana on a stick.} {172}{}{What can you tell me about a water chip?} {173}{}{What can you tell me about Decker?} {174}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.} {175}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?} {176}{}{Sorry, you can't afford it.} {177}{}{One whole iguana, coming up! Anything else?} {178}{}{Gimme another iguana on a stick.} {179}{}{What can you tell me about a water chip?} {180}{}{What can you tell me about Decker?} {181}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?} {182}{}{Anything interesting happening in the Hub?} {183}{}{Me want another iguana!} {184}{}{Me stuffed! URRRP!} {185}{}{Sorry, you can't afford it.} {186}{}{One iguana prime select choice, coming up! Anything else?} {187}{}{Gimme another iguana on a stick.} {188}{}{What can you tell me about a water chip?} {189}{}{What can you tell me about Decker?} {190}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?} {191}{}{Anything interesting happening in the Hub?} {192}{}{Me want another iguana!} {193}{}{Me stuffed! URRRP!} {194}{}{Thank you. Come again!} {195}{}{You must be new in town if you're asking me about the Water Merchants. Water is life. And you don't get much more powerful than life and death.} {196}{}{Gimme an iguana on a stick.} {197}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.} {198}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?} {199}{}{Anything interesting happening in the Hub?} {200}{}{Me hungry! Grrrr!} {201}{}{You greedy son of a bitch!} {202}{}{You greedy whore!} {203}{}{All right, you win. Here's your money. Take it and don't come back!} {204}{}{I'd change your mind if I were you, friend. People have died for less in the Hub. Now get out and don't come back!} {205}{}{Maybe I've been using some questionable portions. But it's not like I'm committing murder. Like Morbid's stuff is already dead, ain't it?} {206}{}{I'm sure it is, Bob. And I'm sure the police will agree.} {207}{}{Cannibalism is a crime against humanity, Bob. I'm going to see that you pay for your it.} {208}{}{Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't. I don't care. It's immoral. Stop it.} {209}{}{No way! I ain't letting you screw me! Eat this!} {210}{}{I ain't going broke because of your scruples, but you are going to die from them! Eat this!}

BOB.MSG