User:Black Devil

''They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics.''

We'll go through them like crap through a goose.

''Me? Duel you? Please. I would have a greater challenge playing Solitaire. ''

''Everything I said was true dear Doctor. Especially the lies. ''

''But I don't want to cure cancer. I want to turn people into dinosaurs''

When life gives you lemons, go murder a clown

Totally not where Dave's cult meets