Wadsworth

"I was going to attend the clairvoyant's meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events."

- One of Wadsworth's jokes

Wadsworth may become the Lone Wanderer's personal Mister Handy butler at Megaton in the year 2277.

Other interactions
Services:
 * He may give instructions on how to spruce up your house, directing the player to Craterside Supply.
 * He may restyle haircuts.
 * He can tell jokes (only once per day, so he can recharge his 'humor emitter array').
 * He can give you purified water, but only five at a time before needing to refresh his supply. It takes the regular 3 days for him to refill his supply (meaning he can restore 100 HP every 3 days).
 * He will advise you to use My First Infirmary if you are injured.
 * He will tell you how to use My First Laboratory, My First Workbench and the Nuka-Cola machine.

Notable quotes

 * Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
 * Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" To which the first replies, "I'm positive."
 * A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"
 * I once visited a crematorium where they gave discounts to burn victims.
 * Photons have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic!

Appearances
Wadsworth appears only in Fallout 3.

Behind the scenes

 * The joke, "War does not determine who is right - only who is left." is a quote from Bertrand Russell.
 * Wadsworth the Butler is Tim Curry's character in the film Clue. Like other Mister Handy robots, Wadsworth speaks in a tone and voice similar to that employed by Tim Curry in the movie.

Bugs

 * Sometimes if the player is not aligned with Wadsworth's eyes while getting a haircut, half of players face will be cut off from the screen. Crouching may result in the screen showing the player's pelvic area.
 * Also, if the player is crouched while wearing the Chinese stealth armor, or gets their haircut with a Stealth Boy active, nothing will appear where the players face would be.
 * When speaking with him, it is possible that the combination of the focus-changing animation and his movement may result in the PC occupying the same space as him.
 * If you quick save, disintegrate Wadsworth with a critical shot from a plasma weapon, and then reload, he will be reassembled with his body components randomly jumbled.
 * Sometimes Wadsworth can get stuck in the ceiling floating above the players bed and it can be difficult to get him down.
 * Sometimes Wadsworth will remain static indefinitely in the house. If he is killed he will not ever respawn.

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