Gold Ribbon Grocers

 is a store on Jury St, just northwest of Jury Street Metro Station. It is part of a small Easter Egg involving a Rube Goldberg machine.

Layout
The entire store appears to have been set up as a Rube Goldberg machine, using pressure plates, a long row of boxes, several traps and explosions. A few missiles, a mini nuke, and copies of Nikola Tesla and You and Tumblers Today can be located at the top of a slide in the left-hand corner of the store, which can be accessed by setting off the machine. The back half of the store will ignite in a gas leak during the display.

Notable loot

 * 6 boxes of Sugar bombs
 * Nikola Tesla and You
 * Tumblers Today
 * 3 Missiles
 * One Mini-Nuke

Bugs

 * Upon exiting the store, your game may occasionally freeze up.
 * Occasionally, if you did not activate the machine but only took some of the various boxes of Abraxo Cleaner etc, on re-entering the building all other boxes and parts of the trap may have disappeared.
 * Occasionally, when you activate the machine, the gas leak explosion won't make it to the end of the device, resulting in the corpse and loot not falling down. To make it still drop stuff, you can shoot the corpse (while aiming in the ceiling hole where it's supposed to drop). Save first; there's a chance that the solution could cause items to get stuck up in the ceiling instead of knocking them down. Another solution is to try and throw a grenade up through the hole in the ceiling.