Hcchuck.msg

{100}{}{You see a dusty, sleepy-looking man.} {101}{}{XXX} {102}{}{You see a dusty, sleepy-looking man. His clothes look very, VERY old fashioned.} {103}{}{::he rubs sleep from his eyes:: Wha'... huh? Where am I? How long have I been asleep?} {104}{}{Urr?} {105}{}{Who are you?} {106}{}{I have no idea how long you've been asleep, but you're in Broken Hills, near the New California Republic.} {107}{}{Oh no! I've slept so long the world has turned stupid! Aieeeeeeee! ::he flees in panic::} {108}{}{-done-} {109}{}{I'm Chuck Stodgers, the greatest aeroplane pilot in the world! Unfortunately... I crashed. I staggered into this cave to get away from the explosion, and the fumes overwhelmed me.} {110}{}{That sounds suspiciously like the premise of a pulp cartoon series.} {111}{}{New WHAT? CALIFORNIA? THE WORLD HAS CHANGED THAT MUCH? AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ::he flees in panic::} {112}{}{Hey, now, wait a second...} {113}{}{Yes, it does, doesn't it? I have to go see what's happened in the world. Good luck, friend!} {114}{}{You too, Mr. Stodgers!} {115}{}{You've uncovered yet another obscure pop culture reference.} {116}{}{Zzzzzzzzzzz.}