I Can't Dance (I Got Ants in My Pants)

"I Can't Dance (I Got Ants in My Pants)" is a song broadcast on Appalachia Radio in Fallout 76. It is performed by Chick Webb and his Orchestra with a vocal refrain by Taft Gordon, and was released in 1934.

Lyrics
Oh baby, let's have a party, (Let's have a party,) Let's all begin;

(Let's all begin;) You bring the women, (You bring the women.) And I'll bring the gin. (I'll bring the gin.)

Let's go for a ride, (Let's go for a ride,) Ain't going far, (Ain't going far,) You fix the blow-out, (You fix the blow-out,) Boy, and I'll drive the car. (I'll drive the car.)

Oh, zaz-zoo, (Oh, zaz-zoo,) Oh, zoo-zaz, (Oh, zoo-zaz,) Oh, zaz-zoo, (Oh, zaz-zoo,)

I can't dance, (I can't dance.) Got ants in my pants, (Got ants in my pants.) I can't dance, (I can't dance,) Got ants in my pants!

Boys, I can't dance, I got ants in my pants. Oh, man, Chick can't dance. (Why?) He's got ants in his pants.