REPCONN Shakes

REPCONN Shakes
The REPCONN Shakes is a fictional illness that was caused when a few Pre-War children drank the glowing blue liquid from a Rocket souvenir toy. The children mistook the liquid inside of said Rocket toy for Nuka-Cola Quartz (presumably) and drank it down after getting them at the REPCONN Giftshop.

Symptoms
It is assumed that the symptoms would be the same as drinking any other poisonous substance such as Windex. 1. Severe diarrhea 2. Vomiting 3. Severe shaking 4. Fever 5. Teeth chattering 6. Pale-looking face 7. Blood in vomit 8. increased blood flow to compensate for lost blood after vomiting

Aftermath
The REPCONN Shakes was a bad thing indeed for RobCo. Having no want for the Rocket toys after that incident, They unloaded all of their stock of Rocket toys onto the Dinky the T-Rex giftshop, where they have sat for over 200 years doing nothing but collecting dust. Thus ends yet another embarrassing chapter in the life of Robco. So what did we learn today kids? That's right: Don't drink a glowing blue liquid out of a toy you morons."

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