Gcpercy.msg

Dialogue for Percival Crump, a ghoul merchant in the Gecko junkyard.

{100}{}{You see a short ghoul.} {101}{}{You see Percy Crump, the successful ghoul merchant.} {102}{}{You see a shorter and rather stout ghoul. He's nattily attired-uh, for a ghoul, that is.} {103}{}{By gosh and by golly. I just shore cain't thank you enough fer gettin' my friend back. Gee-whillikers. I've got to give ya sumpin' fer yer troubles.} {104}{}{I was glad to help you out.} {105}{}{What do I get?} {106}{}{Well, it better be worth it. That sure was a lot of work, and a lot of travelling too. Hazardous, that's what it was. I coulda been hurt.} {107}{}{You shore you don't want to help ole Percy out with his problem? I shore could use the help.} {108}{}{Uh, let me think about it a bit longer. In the meantime, got anything to trade?} {109}{}{Well, why don't you tell me about it again.} {110}{}{I didn't know you were going to pester me about that everytime I came in. Sheesh. Goodbye.} {111}{}{You find Woody yet? I'm a-gettin' real worried-like. He ain't never been gone so long afore.} {112}{}{Uh, not yet, but I'm still looking. Hey, do you have anything I could barter for?} {113}{}{No, I sure haven't. I better get back out there and keep looking.} {114}{}{Hello there, Percy Crump here, Master Merchant in this locality. But you kin call me just plain ole Percy. Yes, you can. Heck, everybody does. Now, what can I do ya' for?} {115}{}{What can ole Percy do fer ya?} {116}{}{I was just wondering what's going on here in town.} {117}{}{I was wondering if you had anything I could buy or trade for?} {118}{}{Uh, nothing really, I was just looking around. Goodbye.} {119}{}{Trade?} {120}{}{Goo? Me go bye-bye.} {121}{}{Jist wanna congra-chew-late you fer makin' our atomic reactor run so purdy. She's a purrin' like a kitten now. Anyhow's, t'other than that, my friend Woody's done gone missin'.} {122}{}{I gotta be thankee-kindly for fixin' up our Atomic Reactor. That dang fool Festus tweren't never no darn good. Anyhow's, t'other than that, my friend Woody's done gone missin'.} {123}{}{Not a whole lot new here in town. I hear Wooz rooked some newbie out of a Black Orchid the other day. Heh, heh, hee. Anyhow's, t'other than that, my friend Woody's done gone missin'.} {124}{}{Well, tell me more about that.} {125}{}{Oh, that's too bad. Well, I hate sad tales. I'll leave you alone with your grief. Goodbye.} {126}{}{Why I shore do, heck, got all kinds of stuff here fer the right price I do.} {127}{}{Get everything you need or do you want some more?} {128}{}{Me want stuff?} {129}{}{Hmm, let's see what you've got.} {130}{}{Let me take another look at your wares.} {131}{}{That's it for me. Thanks, Percy. Goodbye.} {132}{}{Oog. Me go bye-bye.} {133}{}{This big ole chest of antee-radee-ation medicine shore ain't doin' me no good. Jist about a hunnert-sumpin' years too late fer me ta use it. Heh, heh, heee. Here ya go, I'm findin' that friends is worth more'n more every year. Thanks...friend.} {134}{}{I was glad to help you and Woody. Thanks for the meds.} {135}{}{Cool, easy job for lotsa loot. I like it.} {136}{}{Well you see, I had a friend, name o' Woody. That Woody, he can sleep like nobody I ever did see. What's worse, he likes to travel. Really likes to kick up the dust that one does.} {137}{}{Okay.} {138}{}{Well, that ain't so much of a problem, 'round here that is. But, last I heard Woody was goin' to take a stroll over to the Den. You know where the Den is?} {139}{}{Yes, I know where the Den is. Go on.} {140}{}{Actually, I don't know where the Den is.} {141}{}{Oh, it's real easy to get to. Here: I'll mark it in for ya on your little mappy-thing-doohickie.} {142}{}{Hey, be careful with that! Okay, go on now.} {143}{}{Well, anyhows, like I been sayin' that ain't so much of a problem 'round Gecko. But, ya see, people in other parts ain't so usta the way we look.} {144}{}{So?} {145}{}{Cain't ya put two an' two ta-gether? I'm worried that Woody might have takin' himself a nap in the Den - it's a long trip after all - and then they woulda buried the poor cuss alive! I need someone to go look fer 'im there.} {146}{}{And...?} {147}{}{Well, I miss 'im. That's why. (Percy blinks, moistly, at you) Oh, I see, you wanna know what's in it for you?} {148}{}{This is usually the part where I get more interested. Tell on.} {149}{}{Well, I know where I kin get ahold of a heck of a lot of pre-war stock of, jan-u-wine, Rad-X and RadAway. Don't do me no good no how, but I figure that outgha be worth sumpin to a smoothy like you. You gonna take the job fer me or not? I'll only pay ya off if'n I know Woody's safe.} {150}{}{Just how much is a heck-of-a-lot?} {151}{}{Yes, I'll do it. I'll get back to you soon.} {152}{}{No, I don't think I want to help you out right now.} {153}{}{Let me think about it. Goodbye.} {154}{}{It's a darn sight more'n you'll ever need, that's how much it is. You gonna do it?} {155}{}{Yes, I'll do it. I'll get back to you soon.} {156}{}{No, I don't think I want to help you out right now.} {157}{}{Let me think about it. Goodbye.} {158}{}{Thankee-kindly for findin' my pal Woody. Now what kin ol' Percy do fer ya?}