Wadsworth

 is your personal Mr. Handy butler in Megaton, which you get, together with a house, for disarming the nuclear bomb that lies in the middle of the town. He can give you instructions on how to spruce up your house, give you haircuts and tell science-related jokes (only one at a time, so he can recharge his 'humor emitter array'). Wadsworth can also give you Purified Water, but only five at a time before needing to recreate his supply. It takes 2 days for him to recreate his supply.

Jokes

 * 1) I was going to the clairvoyant's meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events.
 * 2) It is common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.
 * 3) Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?".
 * 4) Photons have mass?  I didn't even know they were Catholic.
 * 5) I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims.
 * 6) The best contraceptive for old people is nudity. (He actually says "Ah, do you know, the best contraceptive for old people is nudity?" and then makes a satisfied sort of snigger, but these changes are not shown in the subtitles)
 * 7) Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" to which the first replies "I'm positive."
 * 8) A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
 * 9) War does not determine who is right- only who is left.

Appearances
 appears only in Fallout 3.

Trivia

 * The joke, "Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic." could be a reference to Angels and Demons.   Robert Langdon says this in the book Angels and Demons, the prequel to the famous book, The Da Vinci Code, except about neutrons, not photons.
 * The joke, "War does not determine who is right- only who is left." is a quote from Bertrand Russell.
 * His name could be a reference to Tim Curry's Character "Wadsworth The Butler" in the movie "Clue".
 * His name could also be a reference to Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, an American poet who lived in the 19th century.