Germantown Police HQ

Before the War, Germantown was a town in what used to be the state of Maryland. Now, Germantown is a place where the super mutants have established a base of operations from which to launch raids on Big Town. The inhabitants of Germantown constantly wage unceasing war against Big Town, detain the humans captured during raids, and retrieve the cadavers of others for later consumption. In the Big Trouble in Big Town side quest, the player must rescue Red and Shorty, two Big Town residents from their imprisonment in the Germantown police station. Watch out for mines on the top floor of the Germantown Police station, where you will also find a computer terminal needed to unlock cell doors. There are also a few terminals detailing the final 911 calls before the Great War. These include a fire, a man who breaks into a woman's house and tells the police that his wife forgot to take her pills (successfully fooling the 911 caller in the process even though signs of a struggle can be heard in the background), and a man who tells strange stories about his shoes growing wings and other strange things.

Items
Behind the locked (hard) door in the office opposite the cells is a treasure trove of three first aid boxes, a combat shotgun, laser rifle, sniper rifle and ammo for each plus random meds.
 * Top Floor
 * D.C. Journal of Internal Medicine: Located on the top floor of the Germantown PD in a briefing room to the north in the middle of the building. The book is on the conference table beside the First Aid Box. Tripping over the land mine in front of the table may cause the book to be pushed away from its original position.
 * Ground Floor
 * Lying, Congressional Style: Located on the ground floor of the Germantown PD, on top of a desk in a room with three rows of short tables pushed together.
 * Pre-War Book: Located on the ground floor of the Germantown PD, it can be found on a desk near Red's cell.
 * Flying Bananas Cant Talk Note: On the ground floor in a locked cell beside Red's cell.
 * Jet: Located in toilet in the cell next to where Red is being held prisoner
 * Basement
 * Tumblers Today: Located on shelf in the basement near the firing range behind a closed set of average locked doors.
 * Fat Man: Located in the basement in a room near firing range.
 * Nuka-Cola Quantum: Located in the basement inside a small room on the ground next to a metal box.

Crazy Man Log
911: 911, what is the nature of your emergency? Man: (excitedly) The wings on my shoes have shrunk and now the moths won't eat my kidneys! When I shake my state capitol it only yields three fairy napkins but how... (interrupted) 911: Could you please repeat that sir? Man: (Continuing) my banana slippers are like water boats because when the moon blinks sometimes it burns my hamster punches... (interrupted) 911: Alright sir remain calm im going to send someone to help you. Man: (Continuing) And that's how you get to Llama School!

The 'flying bananas can't talk' note may have been written by this crazed person, indicating that he was arrested and wrote this in his cell.

The last line of the 911 call is a reference to Sifl & Olly (a puppet show on MTV 1997-1999), they had a song called "Llama School" which contained that line.