Michael Hawthorne

 is a frequent at Tenpenny Tower's Federalist Lounge and is known as the local drunkard. On Wednesday nights he can be seen in bed with the local whore of the tower, Susan Lancaster. If the Feral Ghouls are unleashed in Tenpenny Tower and you decide to kill him during the massacre, he appears rather calm and just asks you to wait until he finishes his drink.