Fisto

"Please assume the position."

- Fisto

The Fully Integrated Security Technotronic Officer, (aka Fisto), is a robot that may be reprogrammed in Cerulean Robotics in Freeside in 2281.

Background
The Fully Integrated Security Technotronic Officer (abbreviated to "Fisto" by the Courier for convenience) is a unique, intact Protectron robot located in the ruins of Cerulean Robotics. Fisto can be reprogrammed to serve as a sexbot in order to fulfill James Garret's request for a sexbot for customer use in the quest Wang Dang Atomic Tango.

Fisto has significantly more health than a standard Protectron. However, unlike other Protectrons, Fisto's built-in lasers are not operative, thus forcing him to rely on weak unarmed punches to inflict damage. As he suffers from a Protectron's slow walking speed, this severely limits his ability to engage in combat.

Quests

 * Wang Dang Atomic Tango: Fisto is the only robot that can be programmed as the sexbot needed to complete this quest for James Garret.

Other interactions

 * You can have sex with Fisto regardless of gender, though most denizens of the Mojave look down on people who have sex with robots.

Notable quotes

 * "Numbness will subside in several minutes."
 * "Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please."
 * "Assume the position."

Appearances
Fisto appears in Fallout: New Vegas.

Bugs

 * After recruiting Fisto and returning to the Atomic Wrangler, speaking to it and declining its services will give the player 10 caps. This can be done as many times as desired. While only a small amount, it is a very convenient way to play the games in the Atomic Wrangler without losing too many caps. It is unknown as to why this bug occurs as there is no talk of exchange of any currency.
 * When opening the chamber where Fisto is, the chamber may not open, disabling the player from finishing the quest, unless the player reloads a previous save. This may occur if the player doesn't get the holotape from Ralph before finding Fisto. Going back and getting the holotape should allow the chamber to open, allowing the player to continue the quest.
 * If you get the holotape from Ralph, but choose to program the sexbot yourself instead, the one-pound holotape will remain in your inventory. Because it is a quest item, it cannot be dropped.
 * If you talk to Fisto after telling him to go to the Atomic Wrangler (before he reaches it) he will say "protect and serve" in a very sharp or acute voice. On the other hand, if you try to pickpocket him, he will say "Protect and Serve," but in a deep voice (tested on PS3).
 * It doesn't matter if you're standing or crouching; Fisto will say "protect and serve" in a similar manner to Primm Slim, or in the regular Securiton tone (also tested on PS3).
 * After having sex with Fisto at the Atomic Wrangler, you will be able to ask for its services. But when you enter the bedroom, your only option will be giving up on sex and having a refund.

Behind the scenes
Fisto was created by Robert Lee. Fisto is a reference to the show Archer, Season 1, Episode 4, mentioned by Dr. Hallinger.