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{{dialoguefile Dialogue for all members of the Unwashed Villagers, fighting the Grim Reaper {100}{}{You see Buffy, a member of the Unwashed Villagers.} {101}{}{You see Doombot, a member of the Unwashed Villagers.} {102}{}{You see Panoply, a member of the Unwashed Villagers.} {103}{}{You see Lerk, a member of the Unwashed Villagers.} {104}{}{You see Ymir, a member of the Unwashed Villagers.} {105}{}{You see Iguana Eater, a member of the Unwashed Villagers.} {106}{}{You see Night Owl, a member of the Unwashed Villagers.} {107}{}{You see Shadow Dancer, a member of the Unwashed Villagers.} {108}{}{You see Amish Commando, a member of the Unwashed Villagers.} {109}{}{You see Alexand the Killer Bee, a member of the Unwashed Villagers.} {110}{}{You see Hatchetman, a member of the Unwashed Villagers.} {111}{}{You see BlueCross, a member of the Unwashed Villagers.} {113}{}{You see Buffy, a very beautiful, intelligent and perky cheerleader. First Woman of the Unwashed Villagers.} {114}{}{You see Doombot, Sound Goddess and sister to Buffy. She kinda looks like Marie Osmond.} {115}{}{You see Panoply, a pixie-like girl, whose eyes betray a slight case of dementia.} {116}{}{You see Lerk, Leader of The Unwashed SWAT Team - Artist Of The Unwashed Villagers - Tree Talker.} {117}{}{You see Ymir, the down under Poet & Co-Founding Member of the Poetry Bastards - Village Educator.} {118}{}{You see Iguana Eater, High Lord of Smeet Lite.} {119}{}{You see Night Owl, He Who Watches Over The Sleeping - Co-founder Of the Poetry Bastards.} {120}{}{You see Shadow Dancer, Gothic Poetry Bastard - Oddly, he looks a lot like Kevin Bacon.} {121}{}{You see Amish Commando, Commissar Of Blunt Force Trauma, Sub-commander Of The Unwashed SWAT Team.} {122}{}{You see Alexand the Killer Bee, a gentle and intelligent variety of killer bee - Head Scribe Of The Unwashed Villagers.} {123}{}{You see Hatchetman, Gunsmith of the Unwashed - Starter of fires - Keeper of the Shadowrun lore.} {124}{}{You see BlueCross, Low Priest of the Unwashed - Manufacturing Director.} {200}{}{Unwashed Villagers save the day, once again!} {201}{}{Death is too good for him.} {202}{}{And stay dead!} {203}{}{The village is safe, once again!} {204}{}{We protect the innocent and keep the peace.} {205}{}{And we're off to patrol the wastes. Keeping it save from spammers.} {206}{}{Come join us sometime!} {207}{}{Parting is such sweet sorrow....} {208}{}{And the Devil came and saw how awful goodness was ....} {209}{}{Payback's a bitch, aint it?} {210}{}{Grim has finally found a use - fertilizer.} {211}{}{That's what you get for using soap...} {212}{}{We're out of here!} {213}{}{'This house is clean.'} {214}{}{Can I poke him with a stick to make sure?} {215}{}{Don't wait up for us!} {216}{}{Its a dirty job, and I really enjoy it!} {217}{}{Back to patrol!} {218}{}{The Unwashed Villagers. Keeping peace in a blasted wasteland.} {219}{}{He got what he deserved.} {220}{}{I'll race ya!} {300}{}{Soap? We don't need no sticking soap!} {301}{}{Rally unwashed! Destroy the Spammer!} {302}{}{Death to the Spammer!} {303}{}{This is for threatening people's lives!} {304}{}{Now you will die Grim Reaper.} {305}{}{You're going back 'down under'!} {306}{}{The gene pool needs a little chlorine.} {307}{}{Pay back time!} {308}{}{Now you're going to get it.} {309}{}{The Unwashed Villager are here to protect people from scum like you!} {310}{}{Leave people alone!} {311}{}{The power of DIRT!} {312}{}{We may be Unwashed but we're here to clean up!} {313}{}{You can not escape us this time!} {314}{}{Protect the Chosen One from the Spammer's idiocies!} {315}{}{Chosen One! Join us!} {316}{}{UNWASHED VENGENCE!} {317}{}{You will never be 'Unwashed' childish fool!} {318}{}{You don't have a chance!} {319}{}{We're not finished yet!} {320}{}{I've been waiting for this day for a looooong time.} {400}{}{This is for threatening me!} {401}{}{Like I'm sure! You wouldn't hurt a girl are you?} {402}{}{'Revenge is a dish best served cold.'} {403}{}{I'm Buffy... your toast.} {405}{}{No one threatens Doombot!} {406}{}{Grim Buster!} {410}{}{Only a guanabana could compare with the taste of this victory...} {415}{}{The village is a happy place, but you made it very, very angry.} {420}{}{You have embarrassed our country with your actions for the last time!} {430}{}{I'm gonna put you to sleep for good!} {435}{}{We're all going to hell, and I'm driving the bus.} {436}{}{Come my child, let me take your pain away.} {437}{}{You're dead. You just don't know it yet.} {440}{}{Get some!} {441}{}{You want some of this?} {442}{}{Not the face, not the face!} {445}{}{Dante hasn't written about the hell I'm sending you to...} {450}{}{Guns! Guns! Guns! Where are my guns!} {451}{}{Ok, yes. I'm crazy. Deal with it.}
 * 1) Examines
 * 1) UV Leaving Floats
 * 1) UV Combat Floats
 * 1) 1 Buffy Personal Floats
 * 1) 2 Doombot Personal Floats
 * 1) 3 Panoply Personal Floats
 * 1) 4 Lerk Personal Floats
 * 1) 5 Ymir Personal Floats
 * 1) 6 Iguana Eater Personal Floats - None
 * 2) 7 Night Owl Personal Floats
 * 1) 8 Shadow Dancer Personal Floats
 * 1) 9 Amish Commando Personal Floats
 * 1) 10 Killer Bee Personal Floats
 * 1) 11 Hatchetman Personal Floats
 * 1) 12 BlueCross Personal Floats - None