Museum of History

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Location
The museum is on the north side of The Mall, north and a little east of the Washington Monument. Its east and west wings straddle the Museum Station western exit.

Access
As with many Buildings, like the Washington Monument and Capitol Building, the only access to it would be through the Metro. Be warned, the Metro is inhabited by a number of raiders, and the only way to get through the Metro to the Museum would be to fight your way through. The easiest way to get to the museum through the Metro would be to go in Anacostia Crossing and head up the tracks, then through the Museum Station.

The Metro entrance is misleading; - if you're trying to get to the Museum of History, or Underworld inside it, you can avoid the escalators and go in through the door on the surface level behind them. The metro station does not connect to the museum, the only access to the museum is through the surface entrance behind the metro entrance.

Inhabitants
The Museum - except Underworld - is infested by - depending on your difficulty - feral ghouls, glowing ones, and even reavers. However, while wearing the ghoul mask, all ghoul enemies will be friendly.

Lincoln's Artifacts
The Museum of History houses a considerable number of artifacts of Abraham Lincoln. As the former president is a symbol of hope for slaves in the Wastelands, his artifacts are highly sought after by both slaves and slavers (and historians, of course).

See the main article for item locations and buyers.

Museum of History Entrance

 * Nikola Tesla and You on the floor of a stall in the women's restroom in the Museum of History Entrance.

Museum of History Lower Halls

 * D.C. Journal of Internal Medicine in the kitchen area of Museum of History Lower Halls on a shelf. It is in the kitchen room with a first aid kit.(East Kitchen, West wall, bottom shelf.)
 * Nuka-Cola Quantum south of the kitchen area of Museum of History Lower Halls, underneath a table, in a crate. (One of the vending machines next to it may also contain a Quantum.)
 * Lincoln's Diary is found on the second floor of Museum of History Lower Halls inside the Northwest corner of the exhibition room

Museum of History Offices

 * Chinese Army: Special Ops Training Manual on the desk next to the case containing Lincoln's repeater (second floor of museum offices).
 * John Wilkes Booth wanted poster as well as the Civil War draft poster are found in the Museum of History Offices, Library section (the 2-story room with the turret), on the first floor on a book shelf in the southwest and southeast corners (respectively) of the room.
 * Antique Lincoln coin collection on the top floor of the library section, when you get to the top of the stairs go through the door in front of you and across the hall. It is on the west wall of this room.
 * Action Abe action figure item found in the Museum of History Offices on a desk in the Archives room behind a Very Hard locked door. You can access this without lock picking by going through the large hole in the wall nearby.
 * Lincoln's hat is found in the Museum of History Offices in the room on the first right after going up the stairs to the first floor by the half buried desk around the left side of the room. The room has a large hole in its ceiling and is located next to the men's bathroom.
 * Lincoln's voice is found in the Museum of History Offices. It is located in the Library (the 2-story room with the turret), upstairs, on a desk to the left of the hole blown in the main room up there.
 * Lincoln's repeater is found in the display case in the Museum of History Offices. Up the stairs, through the hole in the wall, in the middle room towards the back left.
 * Civil War draft poster can be found in the southeast corner of the museum on the lower office level, on the top shelf of the bookcases you see when looking westwards. It seems that the poster can also fall to the ground as well. This maybe a result of the turret shooting at ghouls or maybe an odd placement by developers which causes it to fall. Check both top shelf or ground.
 * Lincoln Memorial poster is found on the upper level of the Museum of History Offices to the right of the broken section of wall, hanging on the wall behind a desk. The poster will not appear there until the player talks with Caleb Smith during the Head of State quest. Be aware it is also in the line of fire of the defense turret hanging from the ceiling, so additional caution would be advised when retrieving it. Note that the Lincoln Memorial Poster is a quest item, so if you wanted to keep it in your house, you're out of luck.

Bugs

 * The main door to the museum may freeze. Sometimes when this happens, it never corrects itself, and the player may get locked out forever.
 * When the player first enters the lower levels of the Museum of History, the feral ghouls, reavers, and one glowing one may not attack the player. They may just run around after each other, not attacking the player until attacked, while appearing as enemies on the players radar.(PC Version)
 * It is possible to re-lock the exhibit security gates, after they have been picked, by hacking the nearby computer and closing them. You may then proceed to pick the locks again and again using this method- gaining exp.
 * When fast traveling to the Museum, a super mutant brute will likely appear in front of you or in the plaza of the museum.
 * On the first floor of the Museum of History Offices, around the middle of the map, there is a room with an empty metal box sitting on top of a short shelf that does not indicate [EMPTY] when looking at it.
 * When leaving Underworld, while walking through the museum entrance, your followers will disappear. This does not happen with Fawkes, due to the fact that it is his waiting point. The followers should reappear on exiting the area. Curiously, the game seems aware of this glitch, due to the fact followers may materialize through the door a few seconds after you have left, rather than just appearing instantly.
 * To the right of the Museum of History is a rubble pile, if you switch to 3rd person mode, and jump repeatedly/walk from left to right, you will eventually make it to the top, leaving you to drop down and explore a glitched up devoid world with floating buildings which have no collision data.