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Dialogue for Sid and Marty, the Corsican Brothers at the Golden Globes.

{100}{}{You see one of the Corsican Brothers.} {150}{}{You see a well-dressed man who smells like Vaseline. For some reason, he strikes you as faintly reptilian.} {151}{}{You see Marty, one of the Corsican Brothers. His hair is slicked back, and his face is covered with a thin sheen of sweat.} {152}{}{You see Sid, one of the Corsican Brothers. He is wearing a toupee, and he is wearing dark glasses.} {200}{}{Hey, } {201}{}{} {202}{}{Yo, } {210}{}{How the hell do you go to the bathroom with that thing on?} {211}{}{Is that some new kind of vibrator?} {212}{}{Is that some new body condom?} {220}{}{You're more eruptive than a volcano on a bad day.} {221}{}{You're a star. A SHOOTING star.} {222}{}{You're a star. A SPURTING star.} {223}{}{You're a star. A THROBBING star.} {224}{}{You deliver a performance worth a thousand hard-ons.} {225}{}{} {226}{}{You're a star. A shining star.} {227}{}{Hey, welcome back!} {228}{}{Come chat with me for a while.} {229}{}{Talk to me about business.} {230}{}{Come again!} {231}{}{Know what I'm staring at? I'm staring at the foxiest bitch in the whole world.} {232}{}{} {233}{}{Hey, welcome back, honey-tits!} {245}{}{Uh-oh. A suit. Everybody on their toes.} {246}{}{Hello, } {250}{}{Hey there, you sexual Hercules!} {251}{}{Check out those pecs. Flex a few times.} {252}{}{Ever thought about a career in the business, } {253}{}{I could get you set up for a few scenes, if you want. Just think about it, okay?} {254}{}{Nice fighting style you got. How's your bedroom style?} {255}{}{You're welcome here anytime. Say, if you want to talk business…} {256}{}{Say, } {257}{}{Come again!} {258}{}{Battle on, Xena.} {259}{}{Nice tight stomach you have there. Like a springboard.} {270}{}{We're all stocked up, slaver.} {271}{}{These slaves are mine, slaver. Watch those eyes.} {275}{}{Uh, nice robo-dog, but we don't do those kind of pictures. Yet.} {276}{}{That robo-dog housebroken?} {280}{}{Whoa. Check out the treads on that bot.} {281}{}{Is that one of those robotic vibrators I've heard about?} {282}{}{That robot o' yours interested in film?} {290}{}{Look, take your mutant friend outta here. We don't do those kind of movies here.} {291}{}{Frankly, I don't think any of our actresses could handle your mutant friend.} {292}{}{We already did one mutant picture - mutant ate all the actresses. And I mean that in the conventional sense.} {300}{}{Keee-rist! Get that ghoul stinkard outta here before the smell latches on.} {301}{}{We ain't interested in ghoul pictures. Get him outta here.} {302}{}{*Phewww* That ghoul stinks ta high heaven! Get an air freshner in here before I pass out.} {310}{}{Well, the lighting is all off…} {311}{}{Like anyone is gonna CARE if the boom is in the shot!} {312}{}{Can we concentrate on the booty, please?} {313}{}{Shoot's gone on too long. Going broke paying fluffers…} {314}{}{He wants WHAT?!! Tell him to screw himself and the brahmin he rode in on!} {315}{}{Things were better in the days of implants…} {316}{}{The overhead is going to kill us.} {317}{}{Loved that Diggler guy.} {318}{}{The guy is sexual dynamite!} {319}{}{I'm NOT going to shoot you like this.} {320}{}{He's a missile! He's a rocket! He's just taking off, Sid, I'm telling ya!} {321}{}{Abso-frigging-lutely!} {322}{}{You tell that bastard he can go to hell!} {323}{}{Look, if that candy-ass comes around again…} {324}{}{Wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am.} {325}{}{If that don't beat all…} {326}{}{No skin off my ass.} {327}{}{You tell that chicken-shit son of a bitch, you TELL him…} {328}{}{Well, then he caught a case of seam squirrels.} {329}{}{That's not an MP. That's a *YP.*} {330}{}{20 minutes, babe.} {331}{}{Let's see: (Checks script.) Enter Randy, he and Sylvia go at it…Christy goes to bathroom, Peter joins her, they go at it. Enter Ron…} {345}{}{The Corsican Brothers at yer service… (Glances up, irritated, then does a double take.) Hey...you're the one from before - you were looking to fluff, right?} {346}{}{The Corsican Brothers at yer service… (Glances up, irritated.) You again. Look, you interested in the fluffer position or not?} {347}{}{The Corsican Brothers at yer service… (Glances up, irritated, then does a double take.) YOU'RE the new fluffer?} {348}{}{The Corsican Brothers at yer service… (Glances up, irritated.) You the new fluffer?} {349}{}{Me fluf} {350}{}{Me no fluf! Me tuff!} {351}{}{Wander off} {353}{}{Sure am.} {354}{}{Actually, my spouse is.} {356}{}{No. I'm here for Big Jesus Mordino's money.} {357}{}{No. Sorry to bother you.} {358}{}{Nooooooo. Sorry to bother you.} {370}{}{Awright, brainiac. Pay's 5'er, 3 chips for one shoot. Get into the backroom and wax that fella's shaft.} {371}{}{Shaft…he's one bad mutha --} {372}{}{Do as man say} {380}{}{Watch your mouth.} {381}{}{I'm talking about Shaft!} {390}{}{(Holds up his hands.) I can dig it.} {391}{}{Go wax that fella's shaft} {400}{}{Hmmmm. How much you bench, pal?} {401}{}{Hmmmm. You as tough as you look, honey-tits?} {402}{}{Me bench} {403}{}{Me no do bench me do woman} {404}{}{Me money-tits} {405}{}{Me tuff} {415}{}{Riiiiight. Pal, I know where you're coming from, and I know EXACTLY where you're going. You like to act?} {416}{}{Riiiiight. Honey-tits, I know where you're coming from, and I know EXACTLY where you're going. You like to act?} {417}{}{Me like stuff} {418}{}{Act like what} {425}{}{No shit? So do I! We have so much in common already! See, we're a studio, we make MAGIC here. You…} {426}{}{you, pal, can be PART of that magic!} {427}{}{you, honey-tits, can be PART of that magic!} {428}{}{Okee-Dokee} {429}{}{Magic! Magic! Me like magic!} {435}{}{Act like a BEAST. Like a wild rhino. A primal animal, built only to harness his lust for the gratitude of the masses! MAGIC, BABY, MAGIC! THAT'S what I'm talking about!} {436}{}{Act like a BEAST. Like a wild mynx. A primal animal whose SOUL desire is to enflame the lusts of the masses! MAGIC, BABY, MAGIC! THAT'S what I'm talking about!} {445}{}{X-cellent! Now, time for a try-out. I need to see how you get over the 'hump.' } {446}{}{You game, pal?} {447}{}{You game, honey-tits?} {448}{}{Oh-Kay} {455}{}{Let's do it, then! No time to lose! Hey! Somebody get me an extra! } {456}{}{Alright, pal, time to shine…} {457}{}{Alright, honey-tits, time to shine…} {458}{}{Do as the odd man directs…} {459}{}{You bet. You ain't seen NOTHING yet.} {465}{}{Sorry, pal, yer just not FLEXIBLE enough for what we need. Work on it, and maybe we can talk business later, okay?} {466}{}{Sorry, honey-tits, yer just not FLEXIBLE enough, for what we need. Work on it, and maybe we can talk business later, okay?} {467}{}{Me LIKE doooo-ing business here. Me be BACK} {468}{}{*Snffff* O-kay. *Snffff* Me feel used} {469}{}{I'll try and work on my agility. Maybe next time.} {470}{}{I might be back. After a shower. A long shower.} {475}{}{Sorry, pal, yer handsome and yer flexible enough, it's just that y'ain't got the, uh, stamina we need... Work out a little, and then maybe we do some business, okay?} {476}{}{Sorry, honey-tits, yer pretty and yer flexible enough, it's just that y'ain't got the, uh, endurance we need... Work out a little, and then maybe we do some business, okay?} {479}{}{I'll try and work on my endurance. Maybe next time.} {485}{}{Sorry, pal, yer handsome, yer flexible, ye got the stamina of a brahmin, but y'need a bit more experience in the sack before we can do business, okay? We ain't got the time to train you.} {486}{}{Sorry, honey-tits, yer beautiful, yer flexible, ye got the endurance, but y'need a bit more experience in the sack before we can do business, okay? We ain't got the time to train you, sweetmeat.} {489}{}{I'll try and increase my uh, 'experience.' Maybe next time.} {495}{}{Pal, that was in-credible. } {496}{}{Honey-tits, that was in-credible. } {497}{}{You were gold out there, pure Reno gold! That performance was worth a THOUSAND hard-ons! You wanna do a movie with us? C'mon, let's talk, baby, let's TALK!} {498}{}{Okee Dokee …me talk with you. Me wanna do that stuff again and again} {499}{}{Uh-uh. Me wanna go now. Me feel dirty inside} {500}{}{I'm interested. My price: 200 chips a…shot.} {501}{}{I'm interested. But first, some conditions. First off, I only work with CLEAN actors, I expect at least 500 chips for each shoot, 20% royalties, and no BULLSHIT. I'm a star, and you know it.} {503}{}{No way. I need a shower. A long shower.} {515}{}{(He yanks out a piece of paper from his jacket, and has you to scrawl an "X" on it.) Done! Let's film! First, you'll need a stage name, something that screams STAR. Any ideas?} {516}{}{(He yanks out a piece of paper from his jacket, and directs you to scrawl your signature on it.) Done! Let's film! First, you'll need a stage name, something that screams STAR. Any ideas?} {517}{}{Awright - how about another name?} {525}{}{I...hmmmm...I...hmmmm. Look, I'll agree to the 500 chips, but NO ROYALTIES. You hear me?} {526}{}{All right.} {527}{}{No deal. I'll be seeing you.} {528}{}{No royalties, no } {5528}{}{. I'm outta this chicken-shit studio.} {535}{}{All right! "} {5535}{}{!" I LIKE it! I LIKE it! Now, let's FILM…} {6535}{}{! Lights! Camera! Action!} {536}{}{Achtung! Achtung!} {537}{}{Get down to business.} {545}{}{Eh…not THAT name, 'kay? Bad ass-ociations. I mean, nobody wants to see anybody named that in any decent porno. Choose another name, eh?} {546}{}{Okay…} {547}{}{But me really LIKE name} {548}{}{But I really like that name.} {555}{}{Now, THAT'S a name so bright and so sharp, that it'll just EXPLODE because it's just so powerful! Good choice, pal, good choice. Now, let's FILM! Lights! Camera! Action!} {556}{}{Now, THAT'S a name with some history and magic associated with it. Good choice, pal, good choice. Now, let's FILM! Lights! Camera! Action!} {557}{}{Now, THAT'S a name with some magic associated with it. Good choice, honey-tits, good choice. Now, let's FILM! Lights! Camera! Action!} {565}{}{All right! All right! Let's do this, people! Come on! Look alive! You ready?} {566}{}{Me ready like freddie} {567}{}{I was BORN ready.} {575}{}{All right then, my volcanic pal. We're done for today. STELLAR performance! STELLAR! And that money shot! Perfect! You want to do another, you come back and see us in a month, you hear?} {576}{}{All right then, honey-tits. We're done for today. STELLAR performance! STELLAR! You want to do another, you come back and see us in a month, you hear?} {577}{}{Okee…Bye-bye} {585}{}{Cut! All right then, pal. } {586}{}{Cut! All right then, honey-tits. } {587}{}{That's a wrap. STELLAR performance! } {588}{}{And that money shot! } {589}{}{And that crooning! } {590}{}{Perfect! Here's your cut: } {591}{}{200 chips. } {592}{}{500 chips. } {593}{}{You want to do another, you come see us in a month, you hear?} {594}{}{All right then.} {610}{}{You yanking my member? Look, if you gotta ask, then you AIN'T the person for the job. Now whaddya want?} {612}{}{A job, huh? Well then, I AM a fluffer. The best fluffer in the business.} {613}{}{Um, nothing. I must be in the wrong place.} {620}{}{Whoa, what am I thinking? You come in here, a class act, and I babble like an idiot! Look, pal, sorry 'bout that. Say, um, you looking for work? None of that fluffing crap. I'm talking ACTING, see?} {621}{}{Whoa, what am I thinking? You come in here, a class act, and I babble like an idiot! Look, honey-tits, sorry 'bout that. Say, um, you looking for work? None of that fluffing shit. I'm talking ACTING, see?} {622}{}{First off, what is this place?} {623}{}{If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'm interested.} {630}{}{Awright then. Head to the back, start waxing the shafts. Here's your pay: 5 chips.} {631}{}{Do as he says.} {632}{}{Um, actually, I changed my mind. No thanks. I'd best be going now.} {640}{}{Yer spouse, huh? Hmmmmm. Awright. Have yer life partner head to the back, start spit-shining the shafts. Here's the pay: 3 chips.} {641}{}{Do as the man says, Davin-honey. Do } {5641}{}{ proud.} {642}{}{Do as he says, Miria my sweet. NOW.} {650}{}{This place? C'mon, what, you jokin' with me? This here's the Golden Globes, a FILM studio, the only one in Reno, probably the ONLY one still erect and standing. What, you don't know your own home? That hurts!} {651}{}{This place? This here's the Golden Globes, a FILM studio, pal, the only one in Reno, probably the ONLY one still erect and standing, see? Now, you gonna talk my ears off, or you wanna job?} {652}{}{This place? This here's the Golden Globes, a FILM studio, honey, the only one in Reno, probably the ONLY one still erect and standing, see? Now, you gonna talk my ears off, or you wanna job?} {653}{}{This old place? This here's the Golden Globes, a FILM studio, probably the ONLY one still erect and standing in the world. But enough about this place'you looking for a job, pal? We NEED talent like you.} {654}{}{This old place? This here's the Golden Globes, a FILM studio, probably the ONLY one still erect and standing in the world. But enough about this place'you looking for a job, honey-tits?} {655}{}{How do you "film?" I mean, c'mon…you'd need cameras, film, projectors…where would you get all that stuff?} {657}{}{No thanks. I have to be going.} {658}{}{Just checking. I've been feeling a little drained, lately.} {670}{}{We lucked out…we don't NEED any of that stoneage crap. We stumbled across a WORKING porno…er, holo…graphic projector. No bulky equipment, no fuss…and no unsightly mess.} {671}{}{Reeeeally…what specs does the projector have?} {672}{}{I see…well, look: I'm interested in a job, if you're still offering.} {673}{}{Nice talking to you, but I have to be going.} {680}{}{Well…we ain't hit capacity on the QEWB drive yet - near as I can tell, it's about a 300 GB high density memory cube. Even though the Winblows 57 O.S. eats up 70-75% of that, we could film for a hundred years on that cube.} {681}{}{Where is this cube now? Can I see it?} {683}{}{Wow. That's a LOT of porn. I think I'm going to go think about that for a while.} {690}{}{No, we try and keep everybody outta the film room'everybody wants to throw in their two cents when it comes to editing and storage. 'Sides, the cube's gold to us - wouldn't want anything to happen to it.} {692}{}{Makes sense. God knows what use some thief could put that cube to if they got their hands on it. Oh, well. Bye!} {700}{}{X-cellent! A-course, I'll need ta see what yer made of, a little try-out to see how you get over the 'hump.' You game, pal?} {701}{}{X-cellent! A-course, I'll need ta see what yer made of, a little try-out to see how you get over the 'hump.' You game, honey-tits?} {702}{}{Sure.} {703}{}{Uh, no thanks. I've changed my mind. Some other time.} {710}{}{Then get the hell outta here, you little shit! We don't need you! Get lost! You'll never work in porn again!} {711}{}{Me no want to anyway! SO THERE!} {712}{}{Screw you! You're not my boss. You're not the boss of me. I'm the fucking boss of } {5712}{}{!} {720}{}{Get outta here. I got nothing to say to you.} {721}{}{Me and you got nothing to say to each other. Blow.} {730}{}{Hey, welcome back, } {5730}{}{! We ain't shooting today, but try back again soon. } {732}{}{Can you tell me a little about the studio first?} {733}{}{I'm glad you said that. See, I'm here for Big Jesus Mordino's money.} {734}{}{All right. I'll try back later.} {735}{}{(Winks.) You're money, baby, nothing but money!} {740}{}{The Corsican Brothers at yer service… (The man glances up, smiles.) Hey, welcome back, } {5740}{}{! You looking to go at another film session?} {743}{}{Sure am. Let's break some bedsprings.} {745}{}{Not really. I'm here for Big Jesus Mordino's money.} {746}{}{No thanks.} {755}{}{Whoa...you don't WANT to do it?! What, you too GOOD for us, now? We made you what you are, …} {5755}{}{!… And don't you forget it!} {756}{}{Me not forget no get mad make me sad me come back but me got to go now} {758}{}{Ignore him and wander off} {759}{}{Calm down. I just don't want to shoot today, okay? Sheesh. I'll just come back later when you've cooled off.} {760}{}{Screw you guys. I don't need this brahmin shit. I'm a star! A big bright shining star!} {765}{}{Hey...you all right? You seem a little out of it. You ain't on drugs, are you? Cause I AIN'T gonna shoot you like this.} {766}{}{Me want to film NOW little person} {768}{}{You're not the boss of me! I want to fuck, it's my big dick, so everybody get ready to fucking film right NOW.} {769}{}{You're not the boss of me! I want to fuck, it's my big vagina, so everybody get ready to fucking film right NOW.} {770}{}{All right. I'll try back later when I've, uh, calmed down.} {780}{}{The Corsican Bros at yer service… (The man glances up, irritated, then does a double take.) Holy...} {5780}{}{?! How come you ain't been by earlier? Great fight by the way! Great fight! What can I do for you?} {781}{}{Me 4! Me 4!} {782}{}{Nothing} {783}{}{What is this place?} {784}{}{Can you tell me a little about the studio?} {785}{}{Got any…openings…I could fill?} {786}{}{Got any work for someone like me?} {787}{}{I'm here for Big Jesus Mordino's money.} {788}{}{Nothing. Sorry to bother you.} {795}{}{The Golden Globes studio, the studio for all talent in what remains of the world. And you, friend, you could be a STAR, know what I'm saying? You interested in acting?} {797}{}{Sure. Are you serious?} {799}{}{Not at the moment. Sorry to bother you.} {805}{}{Hell, yes! Let's try you out! Hey! Get me some extras here! We gotta us a star in the making!} {806}{}{Do as the man directs...} {810}{}{The Corsican Bros at yer service… (The man glances up, irritated, then does a double take.) Holy...uh…hey, how you doing, } {5810}{}{?! How's Boss } {6810}{}{? Have a seat! So, um, what can I do you for?} {812}{}{Nuthin} {813}{}{What is this place?} {814}{}{Indulge me. Tell me a little about this studio.} {815}{}{Good question. You got any…openings…I could fill?} {816}{}{Good question. Got any work for someone like me?} {825}{}{The Golden Globes studio, THE studio for all talent in what remains of the world. So...uh, what can I do for you today?} {827}{}{You got time to audition ME? I'm thinking I could be a star, you know what I'm saying?} {829}{}{Nothing today. Sorry to bother you.} {835}{}{Um, sure. Sure. Let's, uh, give you a try. See if you got what it takes. I mean, we're pretty booked, but we can try you out, okay? Uh…some extras over here, please! Hurry up!} {836}{}{Do as the man directs.} {845}{}{Um, sure, sure! Sure...here ya go. 250 chips. And, uh, say hello to Big Jesus for me, okay?} {846}{}{Um, sure, sure! Sure...sorry about the misunderstanding. Here ya go. 250 chips. And, uh, say hello to Big Jesus for me, okay?} {847}{}{Before you're all quick to run me outta here, why don't you tell me about your little operation, slick?} {848}{}{Yeah. Maybe. Later for you, pal.} {855}{}{Corsican Brothers at yer service… (Glances up.) You again. You looking for more work, Mister Fluffs-A-Lot?} {856}{}{Corsican Brothers at yer service… (Glances up.) You again. You looking for more work, Little Miss Fluffs-a-Lot?} {857}{}{Corsican Brothers at yer service… (Glances up.) You! What HAPPENED to you? I mean, it's good, it's good…I musta missed something before. You were interested in fluffing, was that it?} {861}{}{Uh, what's a fluffer?} {862}{}{Yeah. Is there any more work for me?} {875}{}{Corsican Brothers at yer service… (Glances up.) Hey! You thought about my offer? Eh?} {876}{}{Corsican Brothers at yer service… (Glances up.) Hey! You want another try-out? Is that it?} {877}{}{Corsican Brothers at yer service… (Glances up.) Hey! You thought about my offer? You wanna go again, see if you still got the magic? Eh?} {879}{}{Doh-Kay} {881}{}{Yes. I've changed my mind. Should I just whip it out or…?} {882}{}{Yes. I've changed my mind. Should I just drop my pants or…?} {895}{}{… I heard about your X-ploits…how you blew the rig of every member in the Enclave. That took a stomach of iron.} {896}{}{Yup} {897}{}{Nup} {899}{}{Uh, I didn't blow every member of the Enclave. You see, what happened was --} {900}{}{I better go.} {910}{}{Don't be modest. I know it must have sucked. Most people wouldn't have had the stomach for it. But you swallowed your pride and did who had to be done. THAT'S star power.} {911}{}{Yup} {914}{}{Uh, look, I DIDN'T blow every member of the Enclave, see --} {915}{}{I better go.} {920}{}{Know what I'm thinking, } {5920}{}{? I'm thinking about a feature film based on your X-ploits. We'd call it 'Pullout: Post-Nuclear Boogalo.' Are we together on this? Eh?} {921}{}{Yer a hero, } {5921}{}{. A genuine hero. I'm not gonna forget all the shit you had to swallow for us. And once all the box office receipts come in, the whole world will know, too.} {922}{}{Yup} {924}{}{Yuppity-yup. Byeeee} {926}{}{Sure, what the hell. I solved this game. Let's do it.} {927}{}{Greeeeat. Thanks...} {928}{}{Let me go save the game first, then I might come back and do it.} {935}{}{Ruined. We're ruined.} {936}{}{Without that cube…ruined.} {937}{}{Oh, cruel, cruel sex gods! What offense did we give you that caused you to take the cube from us?} {938}{}{::Sigh:: With the cube gone, maybe I should take up macram….} {1000}{}{Me feel sicky-sick in belly.} {1100}{}{Ack! ::spit, spit:: That SUCKED!} {1101}{}{You have a foul, unhealty taste in your mouth, and you feel sick to your stomach. But hey, 5 chips is 5 chips!} {1200}{}{I...don't feel so good.} {1201}{}{True love triumphs once again. Your spouse looks deathly ill, but at least you're 3 chips richer!} {1250}{}{You have become a star. A big, bright shining star.} {5200}{}{! Just the hero we wanted to see!} {5201}{}{, our hero friend, have we got a deal for you!} {5202}{}{! We heard about what you did to the Enclave! Now let's discuss what we can do for YOU…} {5225}{}{ is gold. Pure gold.} {5232}{}{! Sweetheart! Honey-tits!} {5246}{}{. Nice weather today, huh?} {5252}{}{?} {5256}{}{, if you WANTED to do a shoot with us…}
 * 1) 0. QUICK LOOK
 * 1) 0. LOOK
 * 1) 1. FALLOUT2 = ENCLAVE_DESTROYED (WTG)
 * 1) 2. POWER ARMOR (WTG)
 * 1) 3. PORN STAR (WTG)
 * 1) 5. MADE MAN (WTG)
 * 1) 6. PRIZEFIGHTER (WTG)
 * 1) 8. SLAVER (WTG)
 * 1) 9. FLOAT/CLICK [COMPANION: ROBO-DOG] (WTG)
 * 1) 10. FLOAT/CLICK [COMPANION: ROBOBRAIN] (WTG)
 * 1) 11. FLOAT/CLICK [COMPANION: MARCUS] (WTG)
 * 1) 12. FLOAT/CLICK [COMPANION: LENNY] (WTG)
 * 1) 13. FLOAT DIALOGUES (WTG)
 * 1) 14. INTRO (NORMAL) (WTG)
 * 1) 15. ME fluff (UGLY) (14, 58)
 * 1) 16. SHAFT 2 (15)
 * 1) 17. SHAFT 3 (16)
 * 1) 18. ME fluff (GOOD-LOOKING) (14, 51, 54, 58)
 * 1) 19. ME BENCH/ME NO DO BENCH (18)
 * 1) 20. ME LIKE STUFF (19)
 * 1) 21. ACT LIKE WHAT (19)
 * 1) 22. MAGIC! MAGIC! ME LIKE MAGIC! (20, 21)
 * 1) 23. OKEE-DOKEE!/SURE! (22, 44, 59)
 * 1) 24. POOR AGILITY (23)
 * 1) 25. POOR CON (23)
 * 1) 26. POOR SEX EXPERIENCE (23)
 * 1) 27. PLAYER IS A STAR! (23)
 * 1) 28. OKEE DOKEE . . . ME TALK WITH YOU . . . (27, 29)
 * 1) 29. I'M INTERESTED, BUT . . . (SMART) (28)
 * 1) 30. INPUT LINE: X = NOT RECOGNIZED. (28)
 * 1) 31. INPUT LINE: X = RON JEREMY. (28)
 * 1) 32. INPUT LINE: X = DIRK DIGGLER. (28)
 * 1) 33."FILMING" FADE. (30, 31, 32)
 * 1) 34. FILMING DONE (STUPID) (33, 48)
 * 1) 35. FILMING DONE (SMART) (33, 48)
 * 1) 36. UH, WHAT'S A fluffER? (UGLY) (14, 58)
 * 1) 37. UH, WHAT'S A fluffER? (ATTRACTIVE) (14, 58)
 * 1) 38. SURE AM. (UGLY) (14, 36, 40, 41, 42, 43)
 * 1) 39. MY SPOUSE IS. (14, 58)
 * 1) 40. WHAT'S THIS PLACE? (14, 36, 37, 47, 48, 58, 59)
 * 1) 41. WHERE DO YOU GET THE STUFF (ATTRACTIVE) (40, 52, 55)
 * 1) 42. SPECS (41)
 * 1) 43. CUBE (42)
 * 1) 44. I'll TAKE A JOB . . . (ATTRACTIVE) (37, 40, 41, 42, 43)
 * 1) 45. FUCK OFF! (50)
 * 1) 46. BROS. PISSED (WTG)
 * 1) 47. PORN STAR, LESS THAN 30 DAYS (WTG)
 * 1) 48. PORN STAR, MORE THAN 30 DAYS (WTG)
 * 1) 49. NO THANKS (48)
 * 1) 50. DRUGS . . . (48)
 * 1) 51. PRIZEFIGHTER, BUT NOT PORN STAR (WTG)
 * 1) 52. PRIZEFIGHTER: WHAT IS THIS PLACE? (51)
 * 1) 53. ANY OPENINGS? (51, 52)
 * 1) 54. MADE MAN, BUT NOT PORN STAR (WTG)
 * 1) 55. MADE MAN: WHAT IS THIS PLACE? (54, 57)
 * 1) 56. MADE MAN: AUDITION ME? (54, 55)
 * 1) 57. I'M HERE FOR THE MONEY (14, 47, 48, 51, 52, 54, 55, 58, 59)
 * 1) 58. SECOND TIME (WTG)
 * 1) 59. SECOND TIME (WTG)
 * 1) 60. ENCLAVE_DESTROYED (WTG)
 * 1) 61. ENCLAVE_DESTROYED, PT 2 (60)
 * 1) 62. ENCLAVE_DESTROYED, PT 3 (61)
 * 1) 63. CUBE GONE (WTG)
 * 1) Display Messages
 * 2) stupid dude
 * 1) regular dude
 * 1) spouse
 * 1) END-LINES