Patchwork

Patchwork, or "Patches", is a ghoul who resides in the city of Underworld. He is always drunk and very forgetful. He may start a sentence and go completely off topic just because he cannot remember what he was talking about. He comments on losing body parts frequently, which is most likely how he got his name. It is also possible that his name is a Warcraft reference to the character "Patchwerk".

Quotes
(when exiting out of conversation) "Oh hello! Wait... what?" (when entering conversation) "oh hey its you! Have we met?" (when asked about Underworld) "What can YOU tell ME about... wait, what?" (Lyrics from The Real McKenzies' song 'Bugger Off' from the album '10,000 Shots') "'Bugger off, ye bastards, bugger off... ye'll get nae more this evenin'...' eh, how's it go again?"

Appearances
Patchwork only appears in Fallout 3.