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{100}{}{You see an old grubby man with stringy hair.} {101}{}{It's the guy they call Saltbeef Bob} {102}{}{He's got about three teeth and a face criss-crossed with the little veins of a drunkard. He smells bad too.} {103}{}{Howdy, stranger!} {104}{}{Gruh?} {105}{}{Who are you?} {106}{}{Name's Bob. Saltbeef Bob, yep. How about you?} {107}{}{What'd you say your name was again, stranger? I'm Saltbeef Bob.} {108}{}{[Player name]} {109}{}{Saltbeef? What kind of name is that?} {110}{}{What are you doing here?} {111}{}{That's a right fine name, yep. Say, you wouldn't have a drink on ya, pardner?} {112}{}{Yes.} {113}{}{No.} {114}{}{Get away from me, you stinking bum!} {115}{}{Well, there warn't no need to be rude about it. Just wanted a little sip, see. Steady my nerves...} {116}{}{Hoo-wee! Sounds like you got yerself some mighty fine hooch there! Say, hows about sharing a little? Just a little sip.} {117}{}{Drink! Good!} {118}{}{Grrrg!} {119}{}{Easy, pardner! Can't blame a man fer asking, can ya? I'll just leave you be then.} {120}{}{(Gulp, gulp, gulp) Aaaahhhh! That's right fine of you, stranger! Fine person, indeed. Kind a man should have as his pardner. (Gulp) Did I ever tell you about the time I made my big strike?} {121}{}{No?} {122}{}{Hey, quit drinking all my booze!} {123}{}{Rahhhg!} {124}{}{It was back in '78 and me and Bessie - best 'bot a man ever had - we was u-ra-ni-um prospecting west o' here. We hadn't turned up a rad's worth o' beans when all of a sudden five - no, I'm sure it was ten - deathclaws jumped us.} {125}{}{They fought like hellcats. I fired so much I melted down my rifle barrel and was going at 'em knife to claw when old Bessie finally fused her last circuit board. Well, I tried to save her, but it warn't no use. Finally had to cut and run, keeping 'em off with rocks all the way.} {126}{}{Well, things looked bad when I stumbled into this cave. Thought I was a goner fer sure. Figured it was their lair - but I had me my torch so I went inside. Hoo-wee, it was a deep cave. And that's when I saw it.} {127}{}{It was a great big door, like them kinds you see in the old video flics. Big and made o' steel. An on it was carved a great, big 13!} {128}{}{I knew I'd found it, the mother lode, the Vault 13. I sat right down and made me a map. Damn near died getting out o' there, past them deathclaws and then the sun o' the desert and no water.} {129}{}{By the time I staggered into Shady Sands, I was mostly dead. Took me to the doc and fixed me up, but that doc stole my map. I knows it and that's all I gots to say.} {130}{}{(Continue)} {131}{}{Tarnation, it's a good and honest name, is what it is! The boys let me do some cooking around here and if you weren't such a tinhorn you'd know that and know to respect yer elders.} {132}{}{Sorry, old-timer didn't mean to rile you.} {133}{}{Well bite me, old timer!} {134}{}{Rile me? Rile me! You ain't seen me riled yet! Now jes' git outta my sight before you gets me really upset! Gwan! Git!} {135}{}{Well bite me, too! Now yer talking. Don't take no lip from nobody, pardner! Say, you got any hooch on ya? Just a little sip?} {136}{}{Yes.} {137}{}{No.} {138}{}{Get away from me you, stinking bum!} {139}{}{Hee, hee, hee! It's mine now, pardner. You'll jes' have to find yer own!} {140}{}{Boss let's me stay here. I run this stable! Do a little cleaning, keep a square camp.} {141}{}{Saltbeef? What kind of name is that?} {142}{}{Pleased to meet you. I'm} {143}{}{Hell and thunder, you again? Git yer scrawny ass outta my sight!} {144}{}{Bite me!} {145}{}{You're a fiesty one, old timer} {146}{}{Damn right I am! You don't have a little drink on you, do you now? Fer an old man.} {147}{}{Yes.} {148}{}{No.} {149}{}{Get away from me you stinking bum!} {150}{}{.}
 * 1) took this out -- Got anymore o' that drink, stranger?