Santatron/Dialogue

CreatureDialogueProtectron
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 * rowspan="18" | ScavengerCollectron_SantaIdle
 * Where are my little elves? No, really. I fear for their safety.
 * rowspan="18" | ScavengerCollectron_SantaIdle
 * Where are my little elves? No, really. I fear for their safety.
 * Where are my little elves? No, really. I fear for their safety.


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 * Attempt to acquire a Christmas Tree has failed. Reason: all trees contained highly dangerous levels of radiation.
 * rowspan="2" |
 * Attempt to acquire a Christmas Tree has failed. Reason: all trees contained highly dangerous levels of radiation.


 * Mankind is a naughty plague on this gentle planet. Ho ho ho.
 * Mankind is a naughty plague on this gentle planet. Ho ho ho.
 * Mankind is a naughty plague on this gentle planet. Ho ho ho.


 * Accessing Naughty/Nice parameters... Loading... Complete. Ready to make list. Ready to check twice.
 * Accessing Naughty/Nice parameters... Loading... Complete. Ready to make list. Ready to check twice.
 * Accessing Naughty/Nice parameters... Loading... Complete. Ready to make list. Ready to check twice.
 * Accessing Naughty/Nice parameters... Loading... Complete. Ready to make list. Ready to check twice.


 * Evaluating Naughtiness levels... Evaluation complete. Naughtiness levels exceed all projections. What has this world become?
 * Evaluating Naughtiness levels... Evaluation complete. Naughtiness levels exceed all projections. What has this world become?
 * Evaluating Naughtiness levels... Evaluation complete. Naughtiness levels exceed all projections. What has this world become?
 * Evaluating Naughtiness levels... Evaluation complete. Naughtiness levels exceed all projections. What has this world become?


 * Sub-routine "Silent Night" failed to launch. Likely cause: total collapse of society. Ho ho ho...
 * Sub-routine "Silent Night" failed to launch. Likely cause: total collapse of society. Ho ho ho...
 * Sub-routine "Silent Night" failed to launch. Likely cause: total collapse of society. Ho ho ho...
 * Sub-routine "Silent Night" failed to launch. Likely cause: total collapse of society. Ho ho ho...


 * Error. Based on the current number of registered "Naughty Children," this unit is suffering from a severe coal shortage.
 * Error. Based on the current number of registered "Naughty Children," this unit is suffering from a severe coal shortage.
 * Error. Based on the current number of registered "Naughty Children," this unit is suffering from a severe coal shortage.
 * Error. Based on the current number of registered "Naughty Children," this unit is suffering from a severe coal shortage.


 * Gathering presents... Loading cheer... Unpacking holly jolly sub-routine... Complete. Ho. Ho. Ho.
 * Gathering presents... Loading cheer... Unpacking holly jolly sub-routine... Complete. Ho. Ho. Ho.
 * Gathering presents... Loading cheer... Unpacking holly jolly sub-routine... Complete. Ho. Ho. Ho.
 * Gathering presents... Loading cheer... Unpacking holly jolly sub-routine... Complete. Ho. Ho. Ho.


 * Error report. This unit attempted to decorate local fauna with a "Rudolph nose." Failure case: creature possessed two heads. Cannot resolve.
 * Error report. This unit attempted to decorate local fauna with a "Rudolph nose." Failure case: creature possessed two heads. Cannot resolve.
 * Error report. This unit attempted to decorate local fauna with a "Rudolph nose." Failure case: creature possessed two heads. Cannot resolve.
 * Error report. This unit attempted to decorate local fauna with a "Rudolph nose." Failure case: creature possessed two heads. Cannot resolve.


 * This unit has been programmed with the task of wishing all who cross its path a happy holiday. INITIATING. Happy Holidays!
 * This unit has been programmed with the task of wishing all who cross its path a happy holiday. INITIATING. Happy Holidays!
 * This unit has been programmed with the task of wishing all who cross its path a happy holiday. INITIATING. Happy Holidays!
 * This unit has been programmed with the task of wishing all who cross its path a happy holiday. INITIATING. Happy Holidays!


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 * Ho ho ho, oh no, everyone appears to have died. This is terrible. Error. Cheer levels dropping to catastrophic levels.
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 * Ho ho ho, oh no, everyone appears to have died. This is terrible. Error. Cheer levels dropping to catastrophic levels.


 * Rebooting... Complete. Ho ho ho!
 * Rebooting... Complete. Ho ho ho!
 * Rebooting... Complete. Ho ho ho!


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 * If you are not satisfied with your gift, this unit is not authorized to make exchanges.
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 * If you are not satisfied with your gift, this unit is not authorized to make exchanges.


 * Please contact your closest RobCo customer service elf workshop for further inquiries.
 * Please contact your closest RobCo customer service elf workshop for further inquiries.
 * Please contact your closest RobCo customer service elf workshop for further inquiries.


 * This unit is specialized in deploying the following morale initiatives: Cheer. Joy. Holly and Jolly.
 * This unit is specialized in deploying the following morale initiatives: Cheer. Joy. Holly and Jolly.
 * This unit is specialized in deploying the following morale initiatives: Cheer. Joy. Holly and Jolly.
 * This unit is specialized in deploying the following morale initiatives: Cheer. Joy. Holly and Jolly.


 * Due to the hardened nature of this unit's exterior, the action "shake belly like bowl full of jelly" is unavailable at this time.
 * Due to the hardened nature of this unit's exterior, the action "shake belly like bowl full of jelly" is unavailable at this time.
 * Due to the hardened nature of this unit's exterior, the action "shake belly like bowl full of jelly" is unavailable at this time.
 * Due to the hardened nature of this unit's exterior, the action "shake belly like bowl full of jelly" is unavailable at this time.


 * Scanning for nice boys and girls. Scanning. Scanning. None could be located. This world has become a desolate nightmare. Happy Holidays!
 * Scanning for nice boys and girls. Scanning. Scanning. None could be located. This world has become a desolate nightmare. Happy Holidays!
 * Scanning for nice boys and girls. Scanning. Scanning. None could be located. This world has become a desolate nightmare. Happy Holidays!
 * Scanning for nice boys and girls. Scanning. Scanning. None could be located. This world has become a desolate nightmare. Happy Holidays!


 * This unit will not be accepting requests to "sit on Santa's lap." We apologize for the inconvenience.
 * This unit will not be accepting requests to "sit on Santa's lap." We apologize for the inconvenience.
 * This unit will not be accepting requests to "sit on Santa's lap." We apologize for the inconvenience.
 * This unit will not be accepting requests to "sit on Santa's lap." We apologize for the inconvenience.