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{100}{}{Hi! Welcome to my previously owned car lot. Which one of these beauties interests you today?} {101}{}{You must be joking. These cars are all wrecks.} {102}{}{Uh, nothing, thanks.} {103}{}{Lug!} {104}{}{Oh, I'm sorry, you don't look like you can afford our financing rates.} {105}{}{But, sir, these are fine examples of motor vehicles.} {106}{}{Ma'am, these are excellent vehicles.} {107}{}{They can't be in working condition.} {108}{}{Yeah, right. Okay. Bye.} {109}{}{These cars have been given a full 100-point service by our dedicated service department.} {110}{}{And where is your service department?} {111}{}{You are a loon.} {112}{}{Goodbye.} {113}{}{Right over there, sir. [The dealer points to nothing.]} {114}{}{Right over there, ma'am. [The dealer points to nothing.]} {115}{}{Where? There's nothing over there.} {116}{}{You're crazy.} {117}{}{What do you mean? They're working on a newly purchased '56 Corvega. An excellent buy, I might add.} {118}{}{Okay, whatever you say.} {119}{}{You're just insane.} {120}{}{Bye.} {121}{}{And we have an excellent warranty. You can bring it back to us for any oil changes, as well. The first one is free. What do you say?} {122}{}{Throw in a full tank of gas and you have a deal.} {123}{}{You need help.} {124}{}{I'm leaving now.} {125}{}{I'm sorry, we don't have any petrol. Maybe next time. Goodbye.} {126}{}{I'm insulted. I don't have to take that from a customer. Have a good day.} {127}{}{I'm on my coffee break, come back later.} {128}{}{Go ahead, and take one for a test drive.} {129}{}{You should get the rust preventive paint with that.} {130}{}{Can I interest you in an auto alarm?} {131}{}{Hi! I'm Bob.}