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{100}{}{You see a cute "little person."} {101}{}{You see Stuart Little.} {150}{}{You see a midget in children's clothes. He is chewing on a toothpick and studying you.} {151}{}{You see Stuart Little, the midget boxing agent. He is chewing on a toothpick and studying you.} {152}{}{You see Stuart Little, the midget boxing agent. He looks so cute. Like a smelly, red-haired teddy bear.} {200}{}{Kid, I knew you'd do good, but I didn't know you were gonna save the world, too. Good job.} {201}{}{You done me proud, kid.} {202}{}{You went the distance, kid. You done Stuart proud.} {210}{}{I wish I coulda seen you put your fist through the Enclave.} {211}{}{That battle 'gainst the Enclave musta been something else. Damn.} {212}{}{Ha! Ever thought of using that energy o' yours in the RING rather than savin' the world?} {220}{}{How's it hanging, champ?} {221}{}{Looking good, fella.} {222}{}{Fists like gold is what you have.} {223}{}{Ya eat lightning and crap thunder, kid.} {224}{}{You dropped that sonuva bitch like a bad habit. Good job.} {225}{}{Glad I took the chance on you, sweetheart.} {226}{}{Looking good, darling.} {230}{}{Need some new talent�} {231}{}{Sorry lead asses�} {232}{}{If I was just a little taller�} {233}{}{These guys all fight like bums�} {240}{}{(The midget studies you as you walk up and takes the toothpick out of his mouth.) } {241}{}{Yeah, whatta YOU want, big guy?} {242}{}{What can I do for you, honey?} {243}{}{Hey there, hero. What can I do for you?} {244}{}{Hunh?} {245}{}{Why you soooo small?} {246}{}{Wander off} {247}{}{Who are you?} {248}{}{Nothing. I was just looking around.} {250}{}{(Makes a shooing motion.) Buzz off, asshead. Yer wasting my time.} {251}{}{Bzzzzzzz-bzzzzzz} {260}{}{(Sighs, looks like he is about to say something, then pauses as he studies your frame.) You fight at all? You look pretty fit.} {261}{}{Me fight a LOT. Me fight u?} {262}{}{Me no look pretty. U like men? Me willing} {270}{}{No, no�fight in the RING! You know, the ring? (Points at the boxing ring, makes jabbing motions in the air.) That something you might be interested in?} {271}{}{(Punch the tiny man in the face and take his lunch money)} {272}{}{Uh-huh} {273}{}{Can I get ice cream if fight?} {274}{}{Nuh-uh} {275}{}{Me married to advenshure me leave} {280}{}{(Jumps back.) Whoa there, asshead! Save it for the ring. Now look: you in or you out?} {281}{}{I'm an innie} {283}{}{I'm an outtie} {290}{}{(Smiles.) All right, it's a done deal. Name's Stuart, most call me Stuart Little, but that's only cause�well, all YOU need to know is I'm big in all the important ways. You got a name, asshead?} {291}{}{Me } {292}{}{Me�uh�me�} {293}{}{Me Big Stu} {296}{}{Wander away in search of adventure} {300}{}{Me-a-me, huh? "Miami�" I LIKE it. I LIKE it. All right then, let's go do some damage.} {301}{}{(Frowns.) Wise-ass, huh? Hmmph�can't get no respect in this town. (Shrugs.) All right then, let's go do some damage.} {302}{}{, huh? All right then, } {1302}{}{ let's go do some damage.} {305}{}{Run away and hide} {310}{}{(Puffs up indignantly.) Look. Just because I'm not of so-called "average height" does not mean I have to receive my thrills vicariously.} {311}{}{Is that so?} {320}{}{Get outta my sight, asshead. No hope for you in this town. Beat it!} {321}{}{I NEVER should have taken a risk on you, what a friggin' disappointment. Now get outta here! Beat it!} {322}{}{ME } {1322}{}{ NOT ASS HEAD ME KILL YOU KILL YOU KILL Y--} {323}{}{What about ice cream} {324}{}{Run off crying} {326}{}{(Smile calmly, nod, then attack him.)} {327}{}{Give me another chance, Stuart. Come on, just ONE more chance. I can go the distance!} {328}{}{(Leave.)} {329}{}{(Stuart looks disgusted with you as you're hauled out of the ring.) } {330}{}{What, the Masticator bite your ears off, boy?! } {331}{}{What, the Masticator bite your ears off, girl?! } {332}{}{I said BEAT it! Get outta here!} {333}{}{Kick the loud red little man} {334}{}{Tromp out angrily} {336}{}{(Hit the road.)} {337}{}{(Turns red.) } {340}{}{(One more chance. I get 75%, no arguments. } {341}{}{(One more chance. I still get 75%, no arguments. } {342}{}{Done. I'm ready to fight again right now. Lead on, Stuart.} {343}{}{Done. Give me a little time to rest up, and I'll be ready to fight again.} {344}{}{Nothing's worth this much grief.} {345}{}{(Stuart turns red, looks like he is about to start shouting, then simmers down.) Awright. } {346}{}{Screw up again, yer outta here.} {350}{}{(Stuart is smiling like a jackal.) Damn fine performance up there, } {1350}{}{�you doing all right, feeling all right? Let me know when you're ready for your next match.} {351}{}{Me ready now READY TO DO SOME DAMAGE NOW NOW} {352}{}{Me take brief nap then me ready to fight again} {353}{}{Me want some ice cream} {355}{}{I'm ready. Let's get down to business.} {356}{}{Let me rest a little, then I'll be ready.} {357}{}{I think I'm done with this, Stuart�I saw my death up there in that ring, and it has me spooked. I'm hanging up the gloves.} {360}{}{(The midget blinks, then frowns.) Ice�what?} {361}{}{I scream, you scream, everybody screams for ice cream} {362}{}{Uh-uh. Ice CREAM} {363}{}{Wander off in search of adventure} {370}{}{(The midget smiles uneasily.) } {371}{}{Well, I can get you some cream, pal�mostly of the whore or drug variety�but that's about it. } {372}{}{Well, I can get you some cream, honey�mostly of the male prostitute or drug variety�but that's about it. } {373}{}{Now you wanna fight or what?} {374}{}{Okay} {375}{}{Me want to rest a bit first.} {376}{}{Naw} {380}{}{Well, I ain't gonna force you, but it could have been a sweet deal, a rocket road to the top, a jackpot in the sky�come back if you change your mind. You're gold, kid.} {390}{}{All right then! Let's get this circus on the road!} {391}{}{Follow him.} {400}{}{Wha�you ain't HEARD of me? Stuart, Stuart Little? Biggest agent in all of Reno? } {401}{}{Someone's done you a disservice not telling you about me, pal. } {402}{}{Someone's done you a disservice not telling you about me, darling. } {404}{}{Hmmmph. So. What's your name?} {405}{}{I'm } {1405}{}{.} {1406}{}{, I'm looking to box. Can you help me out?} {407}{}{You ever worked in a circus, Stuart?} {408}{}{"Stuart Little?"} {409}{}{There's a little more to me than my legs, Stuart. So be polite, or else you're going to have even more trouble getting a date in this town, all right?} {410}{}{Actually, I was just looking around. Catch you later, Stuart.} {411}{}{(Sticks toothpick back in mouth, chews on it.) Got a name?} {412}{}{(Looks you up and down.) Got a name to go with those legs?} {420}{}{(Stuart nods.) } {421}{}{Awright, } {1421}{}{. Nice ta meet ya. } {422}{}{� } {1422}{}{� I like that. Pretty name. Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, } {3422}{}{. } {423}{}{What can I do for you?} {424}{}{I'm looking to box. Can you help me out?} {430}{}{(Stuart nods and smiles as you approach.) Hey, hero! Heard about what you did. Congratulations. What's up?} {431}{}{(Stuart nods as you approach.) Heeeey, } {1431}{}{(! What's up? Ready to get back in the ring?} {432}{}{(Stuart sneers as you approach.) Well, if it ain't "} {1432}{}{." What brings you back around?} {433}{}{Me wanta fight more} {434}{}{Th'sky. Byeee} {435}{}{I'm reeeeeeady to rumble.} {436}{}{Give me another chance, Stuart. I can GO the distance! C'mon�} {437}{}{Nothing. Just looking around.} {440}{}{You wanna BOX? Uh�awright, let me level with you, kid. You just don't look like you have the frame for it.} {441}{}{You wanna BOX? Awright, now I've heard it all. Look, most job opportunities in Reno for women are�hmmm.  Well, from the looks of it, maybe those jobs weren't cut out for you.} {442}{}{You wanna BOX? Awright, now I've heard it all. Look, not to be mean or nothing, it's just that boxing is an  UGLY sport�and it makes people in it ugly, too. In your case, that would be a damn shame.} {444}{}{Give me a chance, and I'll forget that LITTLE crack you just made.} {445}{}{Give me a chance, Stuart.} {446}{}{Oh, forget this brahmin shit. I'm out of here.} {450}{}{No, sorry, honey, too much of a risk�chances are, they wouldn't even let you fight. Now get on home, 'kay?} {451}{}{No, sorry, pal, too much of a risk�it'd be a massacre. Now get on home, 'kay?} {452}{}{There aren't any woman boxers, Stuart, and that's my point. You'll be the first agent sponsoring a woman boxer. People will come in DROVES to see it.} {453}{}{But that's just it, Stu�I can call you Stu, can't I?�it WOULD be a massacre. Do you know how much attention that would grab? It'd be like going to see an execution!} {454}{}{Oh, this is brahmin shit. I'm out of here.} {460}{}{No, sorry, honey, too much of a risk�chances are, they wouldn't even let you fight. Now get on home, 'kay?} {461}{}{No, sorry, pal, it wouldn't even be an entertaining massacre. Now get on home, 'kay?} {462}{}{It's a risk, sure�but you know, Stuart, I could *dress down* a little in the ring. Might draw more of a crowd than you're used to�} {463}{}{Oh, this is brahmin shit. I'm out of here.} {470}{}{Hmmmmm�awright, I'll give you a chance�but I ain't promising anything. This hurts business, even a little, and you're out. (Puts his hands on hips.) My take is half the winnings, no arguments.} {471}{}{Hmmmmm�I'll give you a chance�but I ain't promising anything; I'm doing you a favor taking some unknown under my wing. My take is half the winnings�no arguments.} {472}{}{Done.} {473}{}{Cut your take down to 25%, and we got a deal.} {474}{}{Oh, this is brahmin shit. I'm out of here.} {480}{}{(Stuart's frown deepens. He looks like he is about to protest, then he shakes his head with a smirk.) All right already! Now if yer ALL done whittling away my livelihood, let's talk management.} {481}{}{Okay�} {490}{}{Awright� (Stuart looks you over.) Yer gonna need a name, y'know, a handle. Something that sounds tough. Mean. Like } {1490}{}{ the Hurricane, } {2490}{}{ the Brawler, y'know.} {500}{}{(The midget frowns.) Didn't he die against that Russian guy way back when? Aw, whatever. Shall we hit the ring?} {501}{}{(The midget smirks.) Looks like you and th e "Masticator" will be getting along just fine. Just don't bite off too many ears. Well�shall we hit the ring?} {502}{}{(The midget smirks.) You don't look Russian. But whatever works for you�shall we hit the ring?} {503}{}{(The midget smirks.) "Pity the fo," huh? Well, okay�but let's hope YOUR career goes somewhere. Shall we head to the ring?} {504}{}{(The midget smirks.) Eye of the Tiger, huh? "Aaaydrian," "Aaaaydrian�" Heh-heh. I like it�lot of weight associated with it. Shall we head to the ring?} {505}{}{(The midget nods.) } {2505}{}{� not bad, not bad. It fits. (Nods at the ring.) Shall we get to it, then? You ready?} {506}{}{Let's do it.} {510}{}{No dice. Fifty-fifty or NOTHING. If you don't like that, walk.} {511}{}{Fine. Though I wasn't aware vampires came in your size.} {512}{}{Okay. 50/50. What's next?} {513}{}{Did I say 25/75? I MEANT 50/50. We'll split the profit right down the middle. No problems here.} {514}{}{Walk.} {520}{}{Yeah, yeah, I know, "Stuart Little." My Mom used to read a lotta E.B. White. Now, you got a name?} {521}{}{Hmmpph. You got a name?} {526}{}{Nice meeting you, Stu. I don't have time to talk right now. Catch you later.} {530}{}{And what makes you think I've ever spectated a circus, much less been enslaved by one?} {531}{}{Uh�well, I know that many of the citizens of New Reno act like they came out of a circus, and I thought�} {540}{}{YOU thought because I'm a person of short stature, the only career I could procure would be confined to the so-called 'big top.'} {541}{}{Uh�well, now�} {550}{}{You took one QUICK look at me and thought you could deduce my entire life. It would never have occurred to you that a person of my height could have obtained a career in *Boxing Management.*} {551}{}{I'm sorry, I meant no offense.} {560}{}{Why should I take offense? Just because it seems to be the habit of everyone in this game to make instantaneous judgments of other NPCs based solely on their physical appearance?} {561}{}{Well, I don't know about an INSTANTANEOUS judgment�} {570}{}{Why, I've done the same thing to you, for example.} {571}{}{Oh?} {580}{}{(Looks at you pityingly.) But do you see the TRAGEDY here? I have mistakenly reduced you to a stereotype, a caricature, a generic Fallout model, instead of regarding you as a specific, unique character.} {581}{}{Uh, but Stuart, I AM a typical hero model. In fact, I am the player character of this game.} {590}{}{Not all women are attracted to barrel-chested, overly muscled male character models. You'd be surprised how many women find my size intriguingly ALLURING.} {591}{}{And you'd be surprised how many men do as well.} {600}{}{I've taken in your ridiculously overly-muscled physique, your gritty Mad Maxx wanna-be demeanor, your unimaginative character point allocation and concluded you are a mini-maxing munchkin.} {601}{}{I've taken in your over-pixellated breasts, your ridiculous sashay when you walk, your unimaginative character point allocation and concluded you are a mini-maxing Laura Kroft wannabe�a "munchkin."} {602}{}{I�} {610}{}{You are nothing more than a typical 'RPG male hero model,' if you will, one of MANY such models that seems to fill this world in droves.} {611}{}{You are nothing more than a typical 'RPG female hero model,' if you will, one of MANY such models that seems to fill this world in droves.} {612}{}{Well�}
 * 1) 0. QUICK LOOK (WTG)
 * 1) 0. LOOK (WTG)
 * 1) 1. FLOAT DIALOGUES (ENCLAVE_DESTROYED = TRUE + PRIZEFIGHTER) (WTG)
 * 1) 2. FLOAT DIALOGUES (ENCLAVE_DESTROYED = TRUE) (WTG)
 * 1) 3. FLOAT [MALE, PRIZEFIGHTER] (WTG)
 * 1) 5. FLOAT DIALOGUES NORMAL (WTG)
 * 1) 6. INTRO (WTG)
 * 1) 7. HUNH?/ME NO LOOK PRETTY/WHY YOU SOOO SMALL? (6)
 * 1) 8. HUNH? [EXCEPT THE PLAYER LOOKS LIKE A FIGHTER] (6)
 * 1) 9. ME FIGHT A LOT. ME FIGHT YOU? (8)
 * 1) 10. PUNCH HIM BACK (9)
 * 1) 11. UH-HUH (9, 10)
 * 1) 12. ALL RIGHT NAME (11)
 * 1) 13. SEXY (22)
 * 1) 14. RETARD LOSE (WTG)
 * 1) 15. ANOTHER CHANCE�HELL NO (14, 24)
 * 1) 16. ANOTHER CHANCE�HELL NO (14, 24)
 * 1) 17. RETARD/NORMAL WIN (WTG)
 * 1) 18. ICE CREAM (9, 10, 17)
 * 1) 19. ICE CREAM (18)
 * 1) 20. NUH-UH/NAW (9, 10, 17, 19)
 * 1) 21. WIN, FIGHT AGAIN (17, 24, 30, 31)
 * 1) 22. WHO ARE YOU? (6, 40)
 * 1) 23. I'M X (22, 33)
 * 1) 24. BOXED BEFORE (WTG)
 * 1) 25. OFFER TO BOX, PC DOESN'T MATCH UP (23, 33)
 * 1) 26. CHANCE (FAIL) (25)
 * 1) 27. CHANCE (FAIL AGAIN) (25, 26, 27)
 * 1) 28. STRONG FELLA, AGREES (23, 25, 26, 27, 33)
 * 1) 29. WE'VE REACHED AN AGREEMENT (28)
 * 1) 30. YOU'RE GONNA NEED A HANDLE (28, 29, 32)
 * 1) 31. SPECIAL HANDLE (30)
 * 1) 32. WE HAVE NOT REACHED AN AGREEMENT (28)
 * 1) 33. STUART LITTLE (22, 33, 39)
 * 1) 34. DONE MUCH CIRCUS WORK IN YOUR LIFE? (33)
 * 1) 35. DONE MUCH CIRCUS WORK IN YOUR LIFE? (34)
 * 1) 36. DONE MUCH CIRCUS WORK IN YOUR LIFE? (35)
 * 1) 37. I MEANT NO OFFENSE . . . (36)
 * 1) 38. . . . (37)
 * 1) 39. . . . (42)
 * 1) 40. UH (13)
 * 1) 41. . . . (38)
 * 1) 42. . . . (41)