Wadsworth

 is your personal Mr. Handy butler in Megaton in the year 2277, which you get, together with a house, for disarming the nuclear bomb that lies in the middle of the town.

Effects of player actions
He can give you instructions on how to spruce up your house, give you haircuts and tell science-related jokes (only one at a time, so he can recharge his 'humor emitter array'). Wadsworth can also give you Purified Water, but only five at a time before needing to refresh his supply. It takes 7 days for him to refill his supply.

Notable quotes
To which the bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"
 * Did you know that the best contraceptive for old people is nudity?
 * Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?"
 * Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" To which the first replies, "I'm positive."
 * War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
 * Did you know Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
 * A neutron walks into a bar and ask the bartender, "How much for a drink?"
 * I once visited a crematorium where they gave discounts to burn victims.

Appearances
appears only in Fallout 3.

Behind the scenes

 * The joke, "War does not determine who is right - only who is left." is a quote from Bertrand Russell.
 * His name could be a reference to Tim Curry's Character "Wadsworth The Butler" in the movie Clue. In the movie "Wadsworth" is a rather cynical butler with a distinctive English accent.

Bugs

 * If the player kills Wadsworth and then reloads a previous save, it is possible that Wadsworth will become a floating corpse of himself.
 * Sometimes Wadsworth will stay in the player's bedroom, or get stuck on the player's bed, preventing the player from entering and using their bed.
 * Sometimes if the player is not aligned with Wadsworth's eyes while getting a haircut, half of players face will be cut off from the screen. Crouching may result in the screen showing the player's pelvic area.
 * When speaking with him, it is possible the focus-changing animation and his movement may result in the PC occupying the same space as him.
 * He sometimes confuses the PC condition phrases: you may enter your home in full health and he advises you to seek medical attention; conversely, he might say, "It's good to see you alive and well" when you're seriously wounded.