Crazy Ivan's New and Used Guns

"More guns than Canada!"

- Slogan

 is a weapon and item store that appears in The Armageddon Rag, Vol. 4. It was founded and is owned by Crazy Ivan.

Background
They sell various weapons and items ranging the Chemblaster™ 3000™ CDS to the Super Duper Stimpak. They always claim that their items are the "absolute BEST" in their category.

Guns

 * The AKA-47, an assault rifle that is "dependable, reliable, and trusty!" It is also ideal if you're "looking for one gun to carry for any occasion, from hunting to self-defense to proactive self-defense".
 * Garry’s Modified Shotgun with Accessories, a shotgun that comes with "mandatorily included" accessories which is ideal if you're "looking for one gun to carry for any occasion, from clay shooting, Clay Jones shooting, to target plinking".
 * The 9mm Burreyetta, Model 86d, a pistol that "packs a wallop and delivers high-quality manufactured precision lethality with minimal kick.". It can also be fitted with a blade attachment and a scope.
 * The .25 VOLCANOESQUE multi-chamber Handgun, a pistol that is "perfect if need extra firepower, in a handy and convenient form factor".

Energy weapon
The Chemblaster™ 3000™ CDS (CDS stands for Chemical Delivery System), a high pressure chemical blaster that is "perfect for all pressure situations, low to high".

Item
The Super Duper Stimpak is the "absolute BEST life-saving healing drug available on the market today".

Appearances
appears in The Armageddon Rag, Vol. 4.