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{100}{}{You see Irwin.} {101}{}{Oh boy, can't you leave me alone? I have enough problems on my hands already.} {102}{}{Problems? Maybe I can help you.} {103}{}{Like you are the only one with problems.} {104}{}{Okay, okay. No reason to yell at me.} {105}{}{Hmm... I don't know. It takes a different caliber of hero than you. Listen, why don't you come back when you have a little more experience under your belt?} {106}{}{This is a tragedy, believe me. Nothing is the way it used to be. I have a small farm outside town and a few days ago a bunch of Raiders appeared out of nowhere and now use my home as their camp. They killed Pugsley, my donkey and they threatened to kill me if I ever dare to come back.} {107}{}{Just tell me where and I'll take care of the rest.} {108}{}{Sorry Irwin, but I have more important things to do.} {109}{}{Really, you would do that? You know, I don't dare to go there any more. Why don't you come back and let me know when it is safe to go back home again?} {110}{}{Listen freak, I told you to let me alone in the first place. Now beat it!} {111}{}{I knew you would chicken out. Everyone does when it comes to the Raiders.} {112}{}{So, have you been able to teach those Raiders a lesson? Is my home safe again?} {113}{}{It sure is, buddy.} {114}{}{I didn't have the time yet to take care of it.} {115}{}{Oh, thank you so much. I am sorry I don't have any riches to give to you, but here, take this rifle for saving my home.} {116}{}{You're trying to fool me, right? Please don't play with me. Come back and let me know when it is really safe to get back into my home, will you?} {117}{}{Thank you so much for helping me.} {118}{}{Grunk?} {119}{}{Look, I don't have time for idiots. Come back when you've got some smarts.} {120}{}{Uh Huh, Uh Huh, Uh Huh. I dood it.} {121}{}{Me no fix yet.} {300}{}{Meet your maker!} {301}{}{Get him... dead!} {302}{}{You have just had your last cheesebread!} {303}{}{I'll perforate you like some swiss cheese!}