Static Zzzzzt

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Background
Static Zzzzzt is a broken hologram found on East sublevel 4 Red of the Environmental Protection Agency who is suffering the effects of a broken projector. At first you were supposed to be able to fix his projector (or slow his speech) to learn some important things about the Environmental Protection Agency including the secret code to sub level blue.