User:KitMaelstrom

Because this is probably the biggest achievement of my life, I would like to scream it all over my profile page: I tied for first place in 2023 Fallout Creepypasta Booyah!!! Yaaaaayyy!!! Also, I participated in that contest, so also yaaaayy!

I am a guy who likes Fallout. Like, really like it. To the point of creating fictional sequels to Fallout 4 with thought-out movie reference questlines. I created the Haddon War timeline over on the fanfiction page, so if you want to check that out, then go ahead and do so. If you want nothing else, than here is my objectively correct view of everything.

Fallout Protagonists ranked based on battle prowess:
 * 1) Sole Survivor
 * 2) Chosen One
 * 3) Courier
 * 4) Vault Dweller
 * 5) Lone Wanderer

Fallout Protagonists ranked based on achievements:
 * 1) Chosen One
 * 2) Vault Dweller
 * 3) Sole Survivor
 * 4) Courier
 * 5) Lone Wanderer

Fallout Protagonists ranked by overall power and allies:
 * 1) Chosen One
 * 2) Courier
 * 3) Sole Survivor
 * 4) Vault Dweller
 * 5) Lone Wanderer

And now, here is a cat head made using ASCII art:

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