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{100}{}{You see Bob, proprietor of Bob's Iguana Bits.} {101}{}{Ok, Ok, I've got your money.} {102}{}{I've got more expenses. I need to increase the payment.} {103}{}{Screw this. I want ALL of your money now, or you're a dead Bob.} {104}{}{I can't take the heat. I'm calling off the payments.} {105}{}{I want information on Decker.} {106}{}{I want information on Doc Morbid.} {107}{}{Gimme' an iguana on a stick.} {108}{}{I'm sorry. I ain't payin' no more. Do what you want with me.} {109}{}{Bob, I thought we were pals! In fact, I was thinking about giving you a promotion in my organization. Instead, you betray me. This is very disappointing...} {110}{}{Bob, why should I take no for an answer? Especially from a scumbag like you?} {111}{}{Glad to see you're standing up for yourself.} {112}{}{Your reputation is history, Bob. Hi-sto-ree!} {113}{}{Fine, I'll decide what to do with you later.} {114}{}{Well, it was nice knowing you Bob. Say 'hi' to Satan for me.} {115}{}{What are you doing back so soon? It ain't time for the payment.} {116}{}{You've got a lot of nerve showing your face around here. Get lost!} {117}{}{Hey, I don't want any trouble!} {118}{}{Hi! Welcome to Bob's Iguana Bits, the family eating place. Can I take your order?} {119}{}{Forget it.} {120}{}{You are? Well, Ok...} {121}{}{He's a mean son of a bitch. You don't want to mess with him. Anything else?} {122}{}{Fine. What do you want me to pay?} {123}{}{I want } {124}{}{ bucks every five days.} {125}{}{Doc Morbid? All I know is that he's up around Junktown and he's the cheapest source of food I could find. That's all!} {126}{}{Let's see what I've got in stock.} {127}{}{I've got a whole iguana for twenty caps.} {128}{}{I've got prime cut choice for eight caps.} {129}{}{I'll take one of the real ones.} {130}{}{Nothing for me right now. I'm on a diet.} {131}{}{I'll take one of the prime cuts.} {132}{}{I could go for some prime cut right now. I'll even pay for it.} {133}{}{Uhh... Me no hungry now.} {134}{}{Fine! Take your money and get out!} {135}{}{You can stick it! I ain't ever payin' you! Get lost!} {136}{}{Yeah, sure. Why don't you find someone else to screw over.} {137}{}{You can't throw crap without getting some of it on your fingers. Get out of here!} {138}{}{Sure you will. Get lost!} {139}{}{Sorry. We're all out of iguana.} {140}{}{We only have whole iguana on a stick. Twenty bucks each.} {141}{}{We only have prime select choice. It tastes great, though. Eight bucks each.} {142}{}{Sure. We got whole iguana on a stick for twenty bucks, and our prime select pieces for eight bucks.} {143}{}{I'll take a whole iguana.} {144}{}{I'll take your prime select.} {145}{}{You know, I hear your prime select tastes like chicken. Do you like eating cowardly guys?} {146}{}{No sissy portions! Me want all iguana! Ugh!} {147}{}{Hmm, smell good! Me want prime!} {148}{}{Never seen any of them around here. Water Merchants don't need 'em.} {149}{}{Water Merchants?} {150}{}{Mr. Decker is a distinguished businessman in a less than distinguished business. Anything else?} {151}{}{} {152}{}{What kind of business?} {153}{}{What are you talking about?} {154}{}{Your secret ingredients. How fresh does the corpse have to be before it develops a bitter aftertaste? Do you use mutants, humans, or a mix?} {155}{}{I found an invoice in Doc Morbid's lair. An invoice for dead bodies...} {156}{}{If you've got a memory loss, I can talk to the sheriff.} {157}{}{Prime Choice Select is made of people!!!! It's made of people!!!} {158}{}{Nothing. Sorry to bring it up. Now is there anything else I can do for you?} {159}{}{Well, he's dead now, and my cash flow has increased because of it.} {160}{}{Someone killed Decker. We're in mourning. [snicker]} {161}{}{Someone shot Sheriff Greene. Don't know about the deputy, though.} {162}{}{Daren Hightower was murdered. And all that money couldn't save him. Ironic, ain't it?} {163}{}{Someone stole a necklace from the Hightowers. Man, did they ever make a big mistake. They're dead for sure!} {164}{}{Someone killed Jain over at the Cathedral. I hear she was a real pain in the butt!} {165}{}{Well, the only new thing is that the Children of the Cathedral has taken over the Hospital. It's pretty boring around here lately.} {166}{}{Anything else?} {167}{}{Man, I'm gonna be out of business in a week. Anything else, oh high and mighty?} {168}{}{I don't like your attitude.} {169}{}{Sorry, you can't afford it.} {170}{}{One whole iguana coming up! Anything else?} {171}{}{You know what they're made from and you still want one? You make Decker look like a charity worker! Anything else?} {172}{}{I don't like your attitude.} {173}{}{Sorry, you can't afford it.} {174}{}{One iguana prime select choice, coming up! Anything else?} {175}{}{Smart choice. You could stand to lose a few pounds.} {176}{}{Wh...what! Oh, I see, you're joking...} {177}{}{Of course I am...} {178}{}{No, I'm not. I'm going to see that you pay for your crime.} {179}{}{No, I'm not. And I want a piece of the action.} {180}{}{You must be new in town if you're asking me about the Water Merchants. Water is life, and you don't get much more powerful than life and death.} {181}{}{Who's in charge of the Water Merchants?} {182}{}{If there's anything that involves misery and suffering in the Hub, Decker either controls it or wants to control it. Anything else?} {183}{}{I don't know what you're talking about, and I don't appreciate your slander! I suggest you don't show your face in here again.} {184}{}{Don't do that! Fine, I've been using some questionable portions. But it's not like I'm committing murder. Doc Morbid's stuff is already dead, isn't it?} {185}{}{I'm sure it is, Bob. Have a nice day...} {186}{}{Cannibalism is a crime against humanity, Bob. I'm going to see that you pay for it.} {187}{}{Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't. I don't care. I want a piece of the action.} {188}{}{Not so loud! I don't need you saying that all over the Hub...} {189}{}{I guess I was rude. Have a nice day...} {190}{}{You know, the police station is just across the street. I really should take a little walk.} {191}{}{I can get even louder. But I can also shut up. Noise is cheap, silence is expensive.} {192}{}{How the hell am I gonna pay you if you eat all my stock? Fine! Have another iguana! I hope you choke on it!} {193}{}{I don't like your attitude.} {194}{}{Tough. You want money, I'll give it to you. You want food, I'll give it to you. You want to die, I'll arrange it. But "like" ain't part of the equation.} {195}{}{Nothing I can think of. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a business to run.} {196}{}{Sorry, we're all out of iguana.} {197}{}{We only have whole iguana on a stick. Twenty bucks.} {198}{}{We only have prime select choice. Eight bucks.} {199}{}{Again? Man you must be hungry. We got whole iguana on a stick for twenty bucks, and our prime select pieces for eight bucks.} {200}{}{I'll take a whole iguana.} {201}{}{I'll take your prime select.} {202}{}{You know, I hear your prime select tastes like chicken. Do you like eating cowardly guys?} {203}{}{No sissy portions! Me want all iguana! Ugh!} {204}{}{Hmm, smell good! Me want prime!} {205}{}{How the hell am I gonna pay you if you eat all my stock? Fine! Have another iguana! I hope you choke on it!} {206}{}{I don't like your attitude.} {207}{}{Uh, bye.} {208}{}{Wait a minute. We've got to find a way to reach a mutual understanding!} {209}{}{The only way you'll be able to keep me quiet is to kill me.} {210}{}{Sorry, no deal.} {211}{}{Fine. What can I get out of this?} {212}{}{Fine. What do you want me to pay?} {213}{}{I want } {214}{}{50} {215}{}{75} {216}{}{100} {217}{}{150} {218}{}{200} {219}{}{ bucks every five days.} {220}{}{I don't think I'll blackmail you. Carry on.} {221}{}{I'd change your mind if I were you, friend. People have died for less in the Hub.} {222}{}{Fine. It's a deal. } {223}{}{ bucks, due every five days. I guess I'll see you in five...} {224}{}{No way I'm going for that. I can't afford more than what I'm paying you now.} {225}{}{Too bad, Bob. I'd hate to start singing.} {226}{}{Fine. We'll stay with the current arrangement... for now.} {227}{}{Can you afford a funeral, Bob?} {228}{}{Fine. Maybe it would be good if our paths didn't cross again.} {229}{}{You may be a songbird, but I'm the golden goose. You ain't gonna sing, not when I'm the only goose you've got. Now get out!} {230}{}{First sensible thing I remember you saying. Now get out!} {231}{}{Gimme' an iguana on a stick.} {232}{}{What can you tell me about a Water Chip?} {233}{}{What can you tell me about Decker?} {234}{}{I think we need to talk about Doc Morbid and some of your secret ingredients.} {235}{}{Do you know anything about the missing caravans?} {236}{}{What, me trouble? What gives you that impression?} {237}{}{Anything interesting happening in the Hub?} {238}{}{Me hungry! Grrrrr!} {239}{}{Terrible business. Those poor people. Oh, those poor people. Losing their lives in such a ghastly way! Is there anything else I can do for you? Like feed you, perhaps?} {240}{}{Nothing, bye.} {241}{}{Me go now.}

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