Doin' the Uptown Lowdown

"Doin' the Uptown Lowdown" is a song broadcast on Appalachia Radio in Fallout 76. It was written by Mack Gordon and Harry Revel for the musical film Broadway Through a Keyhole and was performed by the Isham Jones Orchestra with vocals by Joe Martin.

Lyrics
Screen celebs and state sattelites, Social debs and high-hatelites, Masses, classes, Doin' the uptown lowdown.

Where they spend their semolians, Just to watch those Creolians, Skippin', hippin', Doin' the uptown lowdown.

You'll find laugher after midnight, That's their play time, Hi-de-hay time, What price, yeah, man!

Bankers with their Cinderellatives, List'ning to those hot hi-yellatives, Up in, Harlem, Doin' the uptown lowdown.