Maltese Falcon drunk

The Maltese Falcon drunk is a character at the Maltese Falcon $$

Background
This person has become drunk from the drinks the bartender is serving at the Maltese Falcon.

Quotes

 * "Yer my bestest friend."
 * "Why are there two of you?"
 * "Drinks are on me, I mean you."
 * "Leave me to my sorrows."
 * "Why you're... (hic) where am I?"

Appearances
The Maltese Falcon drunk appears only in Fallout.