Godfrey



Godfrey is a Mr. Handy robot butler that will take care of your apartment in Tenpenny Tower should you chose to blow up Megaton. He has a few small yet still useful features. He can sense when you are injured when you walk into your suite, he can tell you where to buy items for your room, he can dispense free Purified Water to a limited extent, he can give you a free haircut and also tell really bad jokes.

He is limited on the jokes and Purified Water, it may take some time for them to replenish.

Jokes

 * 1) I was going to the clairvoyance meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events.
 * 2) It is common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.
 * 3) Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?".
 * 4) Photons have mass?  I didn't even know they were Catholic.
 * 5) I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims.
 * 6) The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
 * 7) Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" to which the first replies "I'm positive."
 * 8) A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender responds, "For you, no charge."

Appearances
Godfrey appears only in Fallout 3.