Fcdaveh.msg

{100}{}{You see a sandy-haired man.} {101}{}{You see Dave H.} {102}{}{You see a sandy-haired man with a hopeful glint to his eye.} {103}{}{Why do you want to hurt us?} {104}{}{Greetings, enlightened one.} {105}{}{I'm going to move on Vikki... umm... soon.} {106}{}{How can I help you?} {107}{}{What do you want?} {108}{}{Da... oooh...} {109}{}{Who are you?} {110}{}{What do you do here?} {111}{}{I talked to Vikki. She and Juan made fun of you and said you're not a real man.} {112}{}{I talked to Vikki. She said you're hot and she wants you sometime.} {113}{}{You want me to talk Vikki up for you?} {114}{}{In no way. Thanks.} {115}{}{Ummm... oookay. Whatever. Say, what's that over there? [as you turn to look, he whips back to what he was doing and ignores you]} {116}{}{-done-} {117}{}{I'm Dave Handy. I'm down from Canada.} {118}{}{So, what do you do here?} {119}{}{What brought you down?} {120}{}{Thanks. Bye.} {121}{}{I show these guys how to move their data and I answer stupid questions all day long.} {122}{}{Would you be able to hack into the Shi database?} {123}{}{What sort of stupid questions?} {124}{}{Well, I have other questions for you.} {125}{}{Sounds great. Bye.} {126}{}{Promise not to laugh.} {127}{}{Okay.} {128}{}{No, forget it.} {129}{}{The Hub recruiter, Vikki Goldman. I saw one of her movies up in Canada, and I just knew that she'd fall in love with me. It hasn't happened yet, but I'm working on it.} {130}{}{I'll keep it under my hat. I have some more questions.} {131}{}{Ha ha! What a schlepp you are! She's a porn star, buddy. She doesn't want you.} {132}{}{You realize that she'll just act interested in you to make sure you stay a good Hubologist, right?} {133}{}{Well, yeah... but it's worth it in case something happens!} {134}{}{If you say so... if you say so. I have more questions.} {135}{}{Whatever. See you.} {136}{}{::he sits in stunned silence for a moment:: ::pain crosses his face:: Oh well. ::he turns his head away::} {137}{}{I'll bet you want to get back at her.} {138}{}{Sorry. I have more questions.} {139}{}{Having delivered that news... so long!} {140}{}{You bet I do. What do you need?} {141}{}{I need the vertibird plans from your computer.} {142}{}{I need you to format the Hubologist hard drive.} {143}{}{I want you to hack into the Shi databases and get some fuel channeled to the Poseidon tanker.} {144}{}{I want you to reroute the fuel from the spaceship into the Poseidon tanker.} {145}{}{Nothing. So long.} {146}{}{There you go. Now get out of here. I'm going to format the computer and leave.} {147}{}{I need the vertibird plans from your computer.} {148}{}{I want you to hack into the Shi databases and get some fuel channeled to the Poseidon tanker.} {149}{}{I want you to reroute the fuel from the spaceship into the Poseidon tanker.} {150}{}{Well, I was really just kidding. She didn't actually say that.} {151}{}{Good luck. See ya!} {152}{}{There. Teach these bastards to use and reject me. Goodbye.} {153}{}{Well, I was really just kidding. She didn't actually say that.} {154}{}{Goodbye.} {155}{}{She didn't say that. Oh good.} {156}{}{So, I've done all this harm for nothing. I'm going to kill you now.} {157}{}{Try it.} {158}{}{She did? Really? Wow. ::a beatific smile slowly crosses his face:: Thanks! What can I do for you?} {159}{}{I need the vertibird plans from your computer.} {160}{}{I need you to format the Hubologist hard drive.} {161}{}{I want you to hack into the Shi databases and get some fuel channeled to the Poseidon tanker.} {162}{}{I want you to reroute the fuel from the spaceship into the Poseidon tanker.} {163}{}{Ahh, nothing. Go on and have some fun.} {164}{}{There you go. Anything else?} {165}{}{I need the vertibird plans from your computer.} {166}{}{I need you to format the Hubologist hard drive.} {167}{}{I want you to reroute the fuel from the spaceship into the Poseidon tanker.} {168}{}{I want you to hack into the Shi databases and get some fuel channeled to the Poseidon tanker.} {169}{}{Nope. So long!} {170}{}{Format the hard drive? Are you kidding? No way! I can't do that!} {171}{}{It's just a routine cleaning. I've backed up everything else already.} {172}{}{Oh, all right. I have more questions.} {173}{}{Oh, all right. Bye.} {174}{}{Oh. Well, if you've backed everything up, I'll do it. ::he taps at the keyboard:: There you go.} {175}{}{Thanks! So long!} {176}{}{I just played you like a sucker. So long!} {177}{}{I'll check that myself. I don't think it's safe to format the mainframe just yet.} {178}{}{All right. I have more questions.} {179}{}{All right. Bye.} {180}{}{No, no... I'd be too embarrassed.} {181}{}{Fine, fine. I have more questions.} {182}{}{Fine, fine.} {183}{}{I should be able to. But only if you have a specific task in mind.} {184}{}{Divert fuel into the Poseidon tanker.} {185}{}{Can't think of anything specific right now. I'll let you know.} {186}{}{Oh, like:} {187}{}{"Does my terminal have 3D-card support?"} {188}{}{"Why can't I get multiuser hookup?"} {189}{}{"I think we ought to change the interface, even though this one works perfectly well!"} {190}{}{"Why can't I use a sword or a chainsaw on my monitor?"} {191}{}{"I should be able to have two guns. Why can't I use two guns?"} {192}{}{"The interface on my terminal is slow and clunky. I think it's your fault".} {193}{}{Like that.} {194}{}{I see. Those people sound like they're lots of fun. I have more questions.} {195}{}{I see. Well, so long.} {196}{}{I could do that. But I'd need a good reason to do it, and I just don't have that. Sorry. Anything else?} {197}{}{Yes, I have more questions.} {198}{}{No, I guess not.} {199}{}{Sorry, their system hasn't been responding for a while. There's no way for me to get into it.} {200}{}{I'm going to move on Vikki... umm... soon. What can I help you with?}