Wadsworth

Wadsworth can become the Lone Wanderer's personal Mister Handy butler at Megaton in the year 2277.

Background
When the resident of Megaton looks to RobCo Industries to furnish them with the finest in mechanized butlers, one admirable choice is the Wadsworth model. With the latest in hair-cutting and "humor array" technologies (sample quip: "War does not determine who is right; only who is left"), and the ability to keep a home looking shipshape and almost presentable, your plastic pal is fun to be with.

Other interactions
Services:
 * He may give instructions on how to spruce up your house, directing the player to Craterside Supply.
 * He may restyle haircuts.
 * He can tell jokes (only once per day, so he can recharge his 'humor emitter array').
 * He can give you purified water, but only five at a time before needing to refresh his supply. It takes the regular 3 days for him to refill his supply (meaning he can restore 100 HP every 3 days).
 * He will advise you to use My First Infirmary if you are injured.
 * He will tell you how to use My First Laboratory, My First Workbench and the Nuka-Cola machine.

Notable quotes

 * Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?"
 * Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" To which the first replies, "I'm positive."
 * A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender replies, "For you, no charge!"
 * I once visited a crematorium where they gave discounts to burn victims.
 * Photons have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic!

Appearances
Wadsworth appears only in Fallout 3.

Behind the scenes

 * The joke, "War does not determine who is right - only who is left." is a quote from Bertrand Russell.
 * Wadsworth the Butler is Tim Curry's character in the film Clue. Like other Mister Handy robots, Wadsworth speaks in a tone and voice similar to that employed by Tim Curry in the movie.

Bugs

 * Sometimes if the player is not aligned with Wadsworth's eyes while getting a haircut, half of players face will be cut off from the screen. Crouching may result in the screen showing the player's pelvic area.
 * Also, if the player is crouched while wearing the Chinese stealth armor, or gets their haircut with a Stealth Boy active, nothing will appear where the players face would be.
 * When speaking with him, it is possible that the combination of the focus-changing animation and his movement may result in the PC occupying the same space as him.
 * If you quick save, disintegrate Wadsworth with a critical shot from a plasma weapon, and then reload, he will be reassembled with his body components randomly jumbled.
 * Sometimes Wadsworth can get stuck in the ceiling floating above the players bed and it can be difficult to get him down.
 * Sometimes Wadsworth will remain static indefinitely in the house. If he is killed he will not ever respawn.