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{100}{}{You see an elderly man.} {101}{}{You see Old Man McGee.} {150}{}{You see an elderly man. He looks angry and is mumbling to himself.} {151}{}{You see Old Man McGee. He looks angry and is mumbling to himself.} {200}{}{You sumabitch! Ye took all o' me luck!} {201}{}{I'll kill you! Take this, ye raider!} {202}{}{Think I ain't got the sand, whippersnapper? C'mon then!} {203}{}{Dog and son uva dog!} {204}{}{I'll knock the wind outta you, shove it back in, then kick it outta ye again.} {205}{}{You want some of Old McGee, whippersnapper?} {206}{}{I got yer number, you little cocksucker.} {207}{}{I'm gonna whale the holy, howling tar outta you.} {208}{}{You want some of me, that it? I'll fix your wagon.} {209}{}{I'm gonna cut the fig off you, fella.} {210}{}{I'm gonna geld you like a brahmin.} {225}{}{You sodabottle whore! Ye done stole mah luck!} {226}{}{I got yer number, you little slut.} {227}{}{Yer lookin' to catch my fist, girlie?} {228}{}{Gonna smack you up, girlie.} {235}{}{Goddurn piece o' brahmin shit!} {236}{}{Friggin' one-armed raider! Pay ol' McGee!} {237}{}{Stop holdin out on ol' McGee, darling�} {238}{}{House's gainst me again!} {239}{}{C'mon now, girl, be good to McGee now�} {240}{}{Give me sum luv, sweetheart.} {241}{}{I done ast you fer the payoff, c'mon now!} {242}{}{Jest one more pull�} {243}{}{Gonna GIT my goddurn chips, iffen it takes all year�} {244}{}{Pox on yore hide, ye one-armed bandit!} {245}{}{Mebbe I has a chanst today�} {246}{}{Tomorry's got to have a pretter face.} {247}{}{Today's I gonna win. Lady Luck sez it's nigh-on certain.} {248}{}{::Bangs machine::} {255}{}{Touch my machine again, and ah'll see yer hide rottin' in Golgotha.} {256}{}{You jest better stay the hell away from my machine, if you know what's good fer you...} {260}{}{Dammit! Ah'm broke again!} {261}{}{House's gainst me again!} {262}{}{Need ta git some more chips�} {263}{}{Goddurn machine! Keeps taking all my chips�} {270}{}{You done have my apology, stranger. Luck be with ya.} {271}{}{Sorry I lost my temper. Desert sun makes a man say some damn awful things.} {272}{}{::Tips an imaginary hat::} {275}{}{} {276}{}{} {277}{}{You! You the one who done hit the jackpot on MY machine! The one I been playing fer *five goddamnable years* and ain't never got one goddurn chip outta it!} {278}{}{Ernnhh?} {279}{}{Now, hold --} {285}{}{I pumped all me life savings inta that one-armed little slut and she ain't even give me the time o' day. Then YOU come along n' take it all! } {286}{}{I got yer number, you little cocksucker!} {287}{}{I got yer number, you little dimestore slut!} {288}{}{Hunh? Little koksuker? Me BIG koksucker} {289}{}{Hunh? Where slut? Me have dime} {290}{}{No me koksucker. Me } {291}{}{No me slut. Me } {292}{}{Calm down, Mr. McGee. Can we talk about this?} {293}{}{Calm down now, sir. Can we talk about this?} {294}{}{Look, I won the money square and fair.} {295}{}{Hold on a minute. How about I give you the money I won?} {296}{}{Cocksucker? COCKSUCKER?! Gramps, you're gonna need surgery to get my boot outta your ass.} {297}{}{Slut? SLUT? Gramps, you're gonna need surgery to get my boot outta your ass.} {298}{}{Whatever. I'm leaving.} {305}{}{Talk?! TALK?! What in HELL do we have to talk about, you goddamned thief!} {307}{}{Look, I won the money square and fair, gramps. Don't like it? That's YOUR problem.} {309}{}{Thief? Gramps, you better watch your tongue before I shove it down your throat.} {310}{}{Forget it then. I'm leaving.} {315}{}{Boy, we ain't gonna talk about SHIT. Only thing yer gonna be doin' is catching bullets.} {316}{}{Girlie, we ain't gonna talk about SHIT. Only thing yer gonna be doin' is catching bullets.} {317}{}{(Reaches for his rifle, clutches air) Eh? Where the hell is my rifle�?} {318}{}{Let me show you...} {325}{}{Square and fair, my lily white ASS! Boy, you gone and done signed yore own death warrant!} {326}{}{Square and fair, my lily white ASS! Girlie, you gone and done signed yore own death warrant!} {335}{}{What? (Blinks) You talkin' about givin' me my winnings back? All 473 chips?} {336}{}{Uh, how about 250 chips?} {337}{}{Sure. All 473 chips. Here ya go.} {338}{}{Well, I can't yet. I don't have that much on me.} {339}{}{Forget it. I'm leaving.} {345}{}{} {346}{}{} {347}{}{Hmmmmmm. Wahl, now�that ain't nowhere near what I lost to that machine, but that don't sound like too bad a deal to me. } {348}{}{All right then, boy. 250 chips, and that'll settle things jest fine.} {349}{}{All right then, girlie. 250 chips, and that'll settle things jest fine.} {350}{}{All right then.} {355}{}{No dice, boy. I'm a-taking my winnings back right now.} {356}{}{No dice, girlie. I'm a-taking my winnings back right now.} {365}{}{} {366}{}{} {367}{}{(Blinks as chips change hands) Well, now...hell, I don't know what to say. } {368}{}{That was mighty kind of you, boy...er, mister. I�} {369}{}{That was mighty kind of you, girlie...er, miss. I�} {370}{}{Yes?} {375}{}{Don't you DARE turn yore back on me, boy!} {376}{}{Don't you DARE turn yore back on me, girlie!} {385}{}{} {386}{}{} {387}{}{Eh? What do you want, boy?} {388}{}{Eh? What do you want, girlie?} {389}{}{Eh? What in damnation ye be wantin' now, boy?} {390}{}{Eh? What in damnation ye be wantin' now, girlie?} {391}{}{Who you} {392}{}{ wanna play machine} {393}{}{Wander off} {394}{}{Who are you?} {395}{}{What are you doing?} {396}{}{Mind if I give it a pull?} {397}{}{Nothing. Sorry to bother you.} {405}{}{(A series of symbols roll by on the slot machine, and there is a *bzzzzt*) Dammmit! Stubborn machine! I'm gonna get my chips back anyday now�} {407}{}{ go now! By-yye} {409}{}{Uh�how long have you been doing this?} {410}{}{Nevermind. Sorry to bother you.} {415}{}{} {416}{}{} {417}{}{Close now to five years�I reckon anyday now this machine's gotta break, and when it DOES� Paydirt! Heh-heh!} {418}{}{Uh, good luck to you then.} {419}{}{Greeeeeat. Talk to you later then.} {425}{}{} {426}{}{} {427}{}{(Sneers) Let you touch my machine? N' Jinx mah luck?! Hell, no! Git outta here!} {428}{}{All right then...} {435}{}{Damn slobberin' retard! I'm taking that money back right now!} {445}{}{Looks like I'll be taking my money off yer corpse then, boy! Get ready ta eat lead!} {446}{}{Looks like I'll be taking my money off yer corpse then, girlie! Get ready ta eat lead!} {455}{}{I pumped alla me life savings inta that one-armed little slut and she ain't even give me the time o' day. Then YOU come along and take it all!} {465}{}{Desert sun can make a man say sum downright terrible things, and you done have my apology right here and now. (Tips an imaginary hat respectfully.) } {466}{}{Luck be with you, mister.} {467}{}{Luck be with you, miss.} {468}{}{All right then. Apology accepted.} {1290}{}{.}
 * 1) QUICK LOOK
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 * 1) 1. FLOAT [McGEE = JACKPOT, MALE] (WTG)
 * 1) 2. FLOAT (McGEE = JACKPOT, FEMALE] (WTG)
 * 1) 3. FLOAT (SLOT MACHINE) (WTG)
 * 1) 4. FLOAT (McGEE WARNING] (WTG)
 * 1) 5. FLOAT (McGEE BROKE] (WTG)
 * 1) 6. FLOAT (McGEE APOLOGIZES] (WTG)
 * 1) 7. JACKPOT, ATTACK (WTG)
 * 1) 8. JACKPOT, CHANCE TO TALK (7)
 * 1) 9. JACKPOT, McGEE NEGOTIATING (8)
 * 1) 10. JACKPOT, McGEE COMBAT (8)
 * 1) 11. JACKPOT, SQUARE AND FAIR (8, 9)
 * 1) 12. RECOMPENSATE McGEE . . .? (8, 9)
 * 1) 13. GIVE McGEE BACK � (12)
 * 1) 14. McGEE SAYS NO DICE (12, 9)
 * 1) 15. PAY McGEE BACK EVERYTHING (12)
 * 1) 16. TURN BACK ON McGEE (8, 12, 9)
 * 1) 17. McGEE INTRO (WTG)
 * 1) 18. BOTHERING McGEE (17)
 * 1) 19. McGEE's REASON FOR LIVING (18)
 * 1) 20. McGEE JEALOUS (17, 18)
 * 1) 21. RETARDED vs. McGEE (8)
 * 1) 22. McGEE LOSES TEMPER, VOL. 56 (9, 12)
 * 1) 23. JACKPOT, ATTACK 2 (7)
 * 1) 24. PAY McGEE BACK EVERYTHING (15)
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