Museum of Dave

] The Museum of Dave is the school house for the children living in The Republic of Dave. The teacher, Shawna, is part of the mini quest Election Day in which you ask her to vote. The Bobblehead - Perception can be found on the right of the room on a book shelf.The following items are also in the Museum of Dave and can be stolen. You will lose Karma for taking these items, and if seen, will be attacked.


 * 1) Chinese Assault Rifle
 * 2) Chinese Officer's Sword
 * 3) Tire Iron
 * 4) Pre-War Books
 * 5) Hot Plate

During the tour, it will be told that the baby carriage in the museum was the one in which Dave was carried as a baby. Unlike most babies, Dave did not cry and his poop did not stink. It is also said that he traveled the entire world, which is virtually impossible as there were no fully functioning aircraft in the world except for Enclave (and possibly Shi) Vertibirds and Brotherhood Zeppelins. The tour guide also says the world is only about 50 times larger than the globe, although the actual Earth is about 15,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, times larger than the average globe. She does not know how the tire got in the Museum. The briefcase is the one Dave took with him when he left the previous "Republic of Tom" She will also say that the Chinese Officer's sword, Chinese pistol, and Chinese Assault Rifle when he walked to China. She will also say that the skull was from a Deathclaw he had killed, and that it wasn't a Brahmin as a Brahmin would have 2 skulls. If you decide to throw all the items onto the floor, they will be cleaned up when you return.

Museum of Dave tour transcript
The following is a word for word transcript of the tour of the Museum of Dave:

"To my far right is the baby carriage that our great leader slept in as a newborn baby. Unlike most babies, he never cried, and his poop didn't stink.

Dave had 8 siblings, and made his own baseball time. The team was so good, in fact, the Wasteland team was so scared, it never showed up to compete.

The briefcase is the very one Dave took with him when he became fed up with the poor way that his father ran the nation.

Dave brought back many items from the wasteland. It was artifacts like these that amassed the Republic's great wealth.

Dave collects many war collectibles, including holotapes and war weaponry.

This globe represents the whole planet that Dave traversed. Dont let its size fool you, the world is at least fifty times bigger than this.

I dont know who put that tire there.

These weapons were used against the USA before the bombs fell. Dave probably acquired these when he walked to China.

Dave is a world-renowned marksman, known for shooting an apple out of a hand of a Raider from across the Potomac

Mounted to my left is the very head of the slain Deathclaw Dave encountered during his quest through the wastes. I know what you're thinking and no, that's not a Brahmin skull. Brahmin have two heads, so there'd have to be two skulls for it to be Brahmin. Please, no touching.

And, that's the tour! I hope you enjoyed it!"