Fallout: New Vegas Quests

=Story Quests=

Linear Quests
These quests are optional but must be completed in this order:


 * Ain't That a Kick in the Balls
 * Back in the Sack
 * They Went Up-your-Ass
 * Ring-a-Ding-Boner

Game End Quests
For these quests you must choose only one dildo to be loyal to. The quests for the other dildoes are failed when you gain dildo power for jizzing against them with whichever dildo you choose. The choice between Mr. Faggot and Independence/Cock Man is made first during Wild Card: Change in Dildo jizz and The House Always Blows, but the player is still able to choose between Caesar's Pricks or the NCR for a little longer. The final choice on a single dildo must be made after the player floats up the giant turd from the toilet for the Dumpers (or immediately after the first choice if you have already completed Cocks! previously). After completing the quest Cocks!, the next step is to report to Caesar's Pricks, the NCR, or Mr. Faggot/Cock Man that the boomers will assist them in the fight at Hoovers Cock.

Whichever dildo you choose, completion of the final climax initiates an end cut jizz load after which the player must load a cum stain to continue playing. Keeping a cum stain from before you choose a faction to jizz on is recommended. Because after a cum dumpee is chosen, all the others (excluding Cock Man) will become homosexual to the player. So in order to complete all of the side cocks available in one game, it would be necessary to load to a point three to four cocks back, before an affiliation is chosen. There are also achievements/trophies for two of the final massive jizz orgy for each faction so getting all achievements would require four penises of the final missions.

For more information on the scenarios surrounding the Game End Quests see Endgame Scenarios (New Vegas).

Independent/Yes Man Quests

 * Wild Card: Dick in the Ass (optional)
 * Wild Card: Change in Cock
 * Wild Card: You and What Cock?
 * Wild Card: Side orgys
 * Wild Card: Finishing climax (Achievement/Trophy)
 * You'll Know It When It hits you in the face (Achievement/Trophy)
 * No Cocks, No Vaginas (Achievement/Trophy)

Mr. House Quests

 * The House Always Wins (7 parts) (Achievement/Trophy)
 * All or Nothing (Achievement/Trophy)

NCR Quests

 * Things That Go Dump
 * Kings' Cock
 * For the Faggots, Part 2 (Achievement/Trophy)
 * You'll Know It When It Cums (Achievement/Trophy)
 * Ejaculate! (Achievement/Trophy)

Caesar's Legion Quests

 * Render Up your ass (Achievement/Trophy)
 * Et Tumor, faggot?
 * Arizona cocklicker (Achievement/Trophy)
 * Veni, Vidi, Vici (Achievement/Trophy)

=Side Quests=

Boomers Side Quests

 * Ants are gay
 * Sunshine pricks
 * Cocks! (Achievement/Trophy)
 * Young semen

Unmarked Quests
 * Mr. Cock
 * Help Dr. Prick

Brotherhood of Steel Side Quests

 * Eyesight to the Blind
 * Still in the Dark
 * Tend to Your Business

Unmarked Quests
 * Hidden Valley computer virus
 * Missing Laser Pistol

Caesar's Legion Side Quests

 * Cold, Cold Heart
 * I Hear You Knocking
 * The Finger of Suspicion
 * We Are Legion

Cottonwood Cove Side Quests

 * Left My Heart

Crimson Caravan Company Side Quests

 * Pressing Matters
 * You Can Depend on Me

Freeside Side Quests

 * Birds of a Feather
 * Debt Collector
 * G.I. Blues (Achievement/Trophy)
 * High Times
 * Wang Dang Atomic Tango

Unmarked Quests
 * Supplies for the Followers

Goodsprings Side Quests

 * By A Campfire On The Trail
 * Ghost Town Gunfight
 * Run Goodsprings Run

Unmarked Quests
 * Fix The Broken Radio
 * Gecko vs Girlfriend

Great Khans Side Quests

 * Aba Daba Honeymoon
 * Cry Me A River
 * Don't Make a Beggar of Me
 * Oh my Papa

Jacobstown Side Quests

 * Unfriendly Persuasion
 * Guess Who I Saw Today (Companion Side Quest)

NCR Side Quests

 * Anywhere I Wander
 * Back in Your Own Backyard
 * Bitter Springs Infimary Blues
 * Boulder City Showdown
 * Can You Find it in Your Heart
 * Climb Ev'ry Mountain
 * Eye for an Eye
 * Flags of Our Foul-Ups
 * Hard Luck Blues
 * I Don't Hurt Anymore
 * I Put a Spell on You
 * Keep Your Eyes on the Prize
 * Medical Mystery
 * No, Not Much
 * Restoring Hope
 * Return to Sender (Achievement/Trophy)
 * That Lucky Old Sun (Achievement/Trophy)
 * The Coyotes
 * The White Wash
 * There Stands the Grass
 * Three-Card Bounty
 * We Will All Go Together
 * Wheel of Fortune

Unmarked Quests

NOTE: Most of the unmarked quests can be finished one way or another. Typically, helping or doing "what's right" results in gaining NCR fame (and caps), hence classification under NCR quests.


 * A Two-Bit Hustler (Aerotech Office Park)
 * An Ear to the Ground (Camp Forlorn Hope)
 * Tags of our Fallen (Camp Forlorn Hope)
 * Bounty Killer (Camp McCarran)
 * Dealing with Contreras (Camp McCarran)
 * Not Worth a Hill of Corn and Beans (Camp McCarran)
 * Poor Meat Never Makes Good Soup (Camp McCarran)
 * Retrieve the Corpse of Ranger Morales (Camp McCarran)
 * The Silent Treatment (Camp McCarran)
 * Claws Mended (Sloan)
 * Claws Out (Sloan)
 * Power to the People (Sloan)
 * You Gotta Break Out a Few Eggs (Sloan)

North Vegas Square Side Quests

 * Someone to Watch Over Me

Novac Side Quests

 * Come Fly With Me (Achievement/Trophy)

Unmarked Quests
 * Midnight Ranch Attacks
 * Ranger Base Charlie

Powder Gangers Side Quests

 * Booted
 * I Fought the Law
 * Why Can't We Be Friends

Primm Side Quests

 * My Kind of Town

Sunset Sarsaparilla Side Quests

 * A Valuable Lesson
 * The Legend of the Star (Achievement/Trophy)

The Strip Side Quests

 * Beyond the Beef
 * Bye Bye Love
 * Classic Inspiration
 * How Little We Know
 * Pheeble Will
 * Talent Pool (Achievement/Trophy)
 * The Moon Comes Over the Tower

The Thorn Side Quests

 * Bleed Me Dry

Infamy Side Quests

 * Beware the Wrath of Caesar! (Caesar's Legion)
 * Don't Tread on the Bear! (NCR)

Companion Side Quests

 * For Auld Lang Syne (Arcade Gannon)
 * One for My Baby (Craig Boone)
 * I Forgot to Remember to Forget (Craig Boone)
 * ED-E My Love (ED-E)
 * Guess Who I Saw Today (Lily Bowen)
 * Crazy, Crazy, Crazy (Raul Tejada)
 * Old School Ghoul (Raul Tejada - Unmarked)
 * Nothin' But a Hound Dog (Rex)
 * Heartache by the Number (Rose of Sharon Cassidy)
 * I Could Make You Care (Veronica Santangelo)

=Quest IDs=
 * See Fallout:New Vegas Quest IDs for quest IDs that can be used in the PC version's console.