Wazer Wifle (Fallout 3)

The  is a unique version of the AER9 Laser Rifle.

Characteristics
While identical in appearance to the Laser Rifle, it does 5 more damage and also comes equipped with a larger magazine at 30 rounds instead of the standard 24 rounds.

Appearances
The only appears in Fallout 3.

The Dogmeat Hoax
There are numerous rumors that this weapon can be used by Dogmeat.

However, Dogmeat is a creature that cannot equip weapons. Using a weapon gets tagged with [CANNOT EQUIP]. You can force him to wear weapons using the console command, and the weapons will drag along on the ground, but because he is not human and is a creature he won't be able to use it - there are no glitches that allow this to happen either. To try it yourself (on the PC):


 * The thread that started it at somethingawful.com, with a picture (named shhhthisisajoke, to prove the fact).

Dogmeat can be theoretically made to do anything with a lot of code tinkering; this can include the ability to make him use big guns or even be a trader. While it's not possible to make Dogmeat use the Wazer Wifle, it can be done should a person want to modify the code of the game.

How to get two Wazer Wifles
Don't speak with Biwwy. Pickpocket Biwwy's Microfusion Cells, then leave the Great Chamber and save the game. Load the saved game, re-enter the Great Chamber and you will notice that Biwwy now has the Wifle in his inventory. Pickpocket it and proceed as normal, i.e. talk to him and buy another one. Little Biwwy is very perceptive and stealing a copy may prove rather difficult. Its known that reverse pickpocketing a more expensive item first makes pick-pocketing easier so giving Biwwy say a fully repaired plasma rifle first may make stealing the first copy easier. Also you can use a stealth boy and quickly open his inventory and take it as fast as you can. If you have the Child at heart perk ( or something along those lines ) if you just speak to him you have the ability to just receive it as a gift.