Ecbhead.msg

{100}{}{You see a large stone monument that appears to be...mumbling to itself?} {101}{}{You see a stone monument of the Vault Dweller's head. It's a pretty flattering likeness, though you doubt the Vault Dweller's head was actually that size.} {102}{}{You see a large stone monument.} {103}{}{You see a stone monument of the Vault Dweller's head. It's a pretty flattering likeness, though you doubt the Vault Dweller's head was actually that size.} {104}{}{Damn tourists...} {105}{}{"I'm the Chosen One." What crapola.} {106}{}{If I were you, "Chosen One," I'd get out of here.} {107}{}{Zzzzzz Snzzzzz Zzzzzzzzzz} {108}{}{ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz} {109}{}{Zsnzzz...*snort*...zzzzsZZZZZ} {110}{}{Zzssnnnnnzzzzz} {111}{}{ZZZZzzzzzZZZZZ} {112}{}{I wish I could see what's behind me.} {113}{}{If only someone would come along and dig the rest of me up...} {114}{}{I'm sure those stone-eating ants will be along at any moment to devour me.} {115}{}{"Be a big stone head! See the world!" What hogwash.} {116}{}{It is a mystery to me how I ended up out here in the desert.} {117}{}{I still don't see why I have to sit out here in the desert, while that other head gets to hang out at the village.} {118}{}{I mean, he gets worshipped and cleaned and prayed to...all I get is to look at sand all day.} {119}{}{I hear those guys at Easter Island have it pretty good.} {120}{}{I bet Stonehenge gets more visitors than me.} {121}{}{Hrnnfff...uh-uh, Mom...therez no school today...Zsnzzzzz} {122}{}{Zzzsnnnzzzz...I don wanna get up yet....Zzznnsss} {123}{}{Zzsssccs...eh?} {124}{}{Wha--?} {125}{}{GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFFA ME!} {126}{}{Player should turn around, take a few steps back, then turn back around and face the monument.} {127}{}{*Ahem*} {128}{}{WHO DARES APPROACH THE SACRED HEAD OF THE VAULT DWELLER?!} {129}{}{It is I, the Chosen One.} {130}{}{HA HA HA HA HA HA!} {131}{}{*YOU*?! THE CHOSEN ONE?!} {132}{}{YOU ARE NO BIGGER THAN MY FINGER!} {133}{}{YOU ARE *NOT* THE CHOSEN ONE.} {134}{}{Yes, I am.} {135}{}{NO, YOU'RE NOT.} {136}{}{Yes, I am.} {137}{}{UH-UH.} {138}{}{Uh-huh.} {139}{}{UH-UH.} {140}{}{Uh-huh.} {141}{}{UH...UH...} {142}{}{Uh...huh...} {143}{}{UH...ENOUGH OF THIS!} {144}{}{VERY WELL! YOU HAVE PROVEN YOURSELF!} {145}{}{YOU *ARE* THE CHOSEN ONE!} {146}{}{TAKE THIS!} {147}{}{NOW LEAVE ME!} {148}{}{Hey, thanks!} {149}{}{YEAH, WHATEVER. NOW GET OUTTA HERE.} {150}{}{DAMN TOURISTS.} {151}{}{I ALREADY GAVE YOU A GIFT.} {152}{}{BEGONE!} {153}{}{Idiot.} {154}{}{WHAT?! STEAL FROM ME, WILL YOU?!} {155}{}{DIE!} {156}{}{Disintegrate the player with plasma death animation.} {200}{}{(12 Hours Later)}