Jukebox Saturday Night

Jukebox Saturday Night is a song broadcast on Appalachia Radio in Fallout 76. It was written by Al Stillman and Paul McGrane, and recorded by Glenn Miller in 1942. A revue of big bands and other popular music during the 1930s and 1940s, it references the Ink Spots, Benny Goodmann, Kay Kyser, Harry James and Miller himself.

Lyrics
Moppin up sodapop rickeys To our heart's delight Dancin to swingeroo quickies Jukebox saturday night

Goodman and Kyser and Miller Help to make things bright Mixin' hot licks with vanilla Jukebox saturday night

They put nothin' past us Me and honey lamb Making one Coke last us Till it's time to scram

Money we really don't need bad We make out alright Lettin' the other guy feed that Jukebox saturday night

After sippin' a soda we got a scheme Somebody else plays the record machine It's so easy to say pet names When you listen to the trumpet of Harry James...

(Instrumental interlude á la Harry James)

We love to hear that tenor croon Whenever the Ink Spots sing a tune...

("The Ink Spots"): If I didn't know why the roses grow Then I wouldn't know why the roses grow...

(Spoken) Now listen, honey child If I didn't know all them little things I'm supposed to know Then I sure would be a SAD man If I didn't know...

Money we really don't need it We make out alright Lettin' the other guy feed that Jukebox saturday night!