Ocvaldis.msg

{100}{}{You see a deathclaw. It watches you with strangely intelligent eyes.} {101}{}{You see Valdis, the deathclaw.} {102}{}{You see a typical deathclaw. The creature is huge, with a powerful body, sharp teeth, and long claws.} {103}{}{Greetings, human.} {104}{}{How may I serve you?} {105}{}{Who you be?} {106}{}{What you do?} {107}{}{Brain hurt. Me come back later.} {108}{}{Hello, who are you?} {109}{}{What's your job?} {110}{}{No offense to your fellow deathclaws, but you sound more... educated, shall we say?} {111}{}{Well, just passing the time.} {112}{}{I am called Valdis. And you are?} {113}{}{Me human.} {114}{}{Oooo! Something shiny. Me go.} {115}{}{Hey, I'm the one asking the questions here.} {116}{}{I've got to go.} {117}{}{Glad to meet you, I'm} {118}{}{Got it.} {119}{}{I am currently guarding this area of the vault against any unauthorized personnel.} {120}{}{Un awe thor iced person el?} {121}{}{Uh... sure.} {122}{}{You talk funny. Me leave.} {123}{}{I'll be leaving now, Valdis.} {124}{}{I see.} {125}{}{Well, you certainly seem to know your job well.} {126}{}{Do you have the brains to decide who is or is not 'authorized?'} {127}{}{Why yes, I do. I also have enough brains to decide who is or is not an asshole -- and I have concluded that you excel in that catagory! Now, why don't you leave before I dance on your face for half an hour?} {128}{}{All right.} {129}{}{Bad lizard. Now I have to shoot you.} {130}{}{Hey, I'm sorry. I'll watch my tongue from now on.} {131}{}{Yes. We are quite diverse in our levels of education. I am doing my best to continue mine in my spare time.} {132}{}{An iguana with a goal. How freaking cute.} {133}{}{You're doing ok.} {134}{}{That's an excellent goal. Keep it up.} {135}{}{Huh? I am well aware that you are human. I was inquiring about your name.} {136}{}{Not ask name, ask 'you are.' I are human.} {137}{}{Me know. Me just test you. Uh... you pass.} {138}{}{Hear someone call. Me go.} {139}{}{I see. Let us try this again. Hello. I am Valdis. What is your name?} {140}{}{Me} {141}{}{Bye.} {142}{}{Unauthorized personnel. Meaning 'people who do not have permission to be here.'} {143}{}{Ok. Me understand.} {144}{}{Me get another of those headaches. Me go now.} {145}{}{My goal is to maintain as much patience as I can, in light of the fact that you are being rude. If you can not deal with me civilly, then please leave.} {146}{}{Sorry, I'll try to be more civil.} {147}{}{Shove it.} {148}{}{Yeah.} {149}{}{Good day to you.} {150}{}{I regret the fact that I must kill you.} {151}{}{.}