Fisto

"Please assume the position."

The Fully Integrated Security Technotronic Officer, (aka Fisto), is a robot in found in Cerulean Robotics in Freeside in 2281.

Background
The Fully Integrated Security Technotronic Officer (abbreviated to "Fisto" by the Courier for convenience) is a unique, intact Protectron robot located in the ruins of Cerulean Robotics that can be reprogrammed to serve as a sexbot, in order to fulfill James Garret's request for a sexbot in the quest Wang Dang Atomic Tango.

Fisto has significantly more health than a standard Protectron. However, unlike other Protectrons, Fisto's built-in lasers are not operative, and he relies on weak unarmed punches to inflict damage. As he suffers from a Protectron's slow walking speed, this severely limits his ability to engage in combat.

Quests

 * Wang Dang Atomic Tango: Fisto is needed to complete this quest for James Garret. Fisto can be found in Cerulean Robotics in Freeside. To activate him you will need a science of 50 or higher or a lockpick of 50 to get the password to access the computer next to Fisto's pod, or get a sexbot program holotape from Ralph in Freeside.


 * As well, you can find a key to the 50 lockpick locker on a skeleton (opposite side of the building). This way you can do the quest regardless of skill and still not need to speak with Ralph.

Other interactions
You can have sex with Fisto regardless of gender, though most denizens of the Mojave look down on people who have sex with robots.

Notable quotes

 * "Numbness will subside in several minutes."
 * "Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please."
 * "Assume the position."

Appearances
Fisto appears in Fallout: New Vegas.

Bugs

 * There is an infinite caps glitch in which talking to Fisto. Talk to him once he has been activated in the Atomic Wrangler and then end the conversation, you will be given ten caps each time. While only a small amount it is very convenient way to play the games in the atomic wrangler for free.
 * After recruiting Fisto and returning to the Atomic Wrangler, speak to it and decline its services, you will gain ten caps. This can be done as many times as desired.
 * When opening the chamber where Fisto is, the chamber may not open and rendering the quest uncompletable unless reloading. This may occur if you don't get the holotape from Mick and Ralph before finding Fisto, going back and getting the holotape should allow the chamber to open allowing you to continue the quest.
 * If you get the holotape from Mick and Ralph, but choose to program your own sexbot program instead, then the one-pound holotape will remain in your inventory. Because it is a quest item, it cannot be dropped.
 * If you talk to Fisto after telling him to go to the Atomic Wrangler (before he reaches it) he will say "Protect and Serve" in a very sharp or acute voice, but if you try to pickpocket him, he will say "Protect and Serve", but in a deep voice. (Tested on PS3)
 * After having sex with Fisto at the Atomic Wrangler you will not be able to use him again and will have only the declining option to choose. (Tested on PC)

Behind the scenes
Fisto was created by Robert Lee. Fisto is a reference to the show Archer, Season 1, Episode 4, mentioned by Dr. Hallinger.