Mister Five by Five

"Mister Five by Five" is a song broadcast on Appalachia Radio in Fallout 76. The song was released in 1942 by Capitol Records. Freddie Slack and his Orchestra provided the music while Ella Mae Morse provided the accompanying vocal performance with a cameo from Johnny Mercer.

Lyrics
Well, twirl my turban, man alive! Here comes Mister Five by Five He's one of those big fat bouncing boys Solid avoirdupois!

Mister Five by Five He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide He don't measure no more from head to toe Than he do from side to side

Mister Five by Five Got fifteen chins and a line of jive He's a mellow old cat, a real hep fat He be Mister Five by Five

That man Can really jump it for a fat man The only trouble is there's no way of knowin' Whether he's comin' or, or goin'

Mister Five by Five He's slightly plump on his mother's side He don't shake it no more from head to toe Than he do from side to side

That man (my, my!) Can really jump it for a fat man (fat man!) Boys, the trouble is there's no way of knowin' Whether he's comin' or, or goin'

Mister Five by Five He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide He don't measure no more from head to toe Than he do From side to side Mister Five by Five

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