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{100}{}{You see a dirty-looking mutant.} {101}{}{He's wearing a sweat-stained button-down dress shirt with a yellowed undershirt beneath. He seems to be waiting for something.} {102}{}{You see an annoyed-looking female mutant.} {103}{}{She's wearing a stained apron with a poodle on it. There are pink, plastic curlers in her hair.} {104}{}{Where's my freakin' brahmin pot pie, woman?!} {105}{}{Go easy on the pepper this time, you cow!} {106}{}{Where were you last night?!} {107}{}{Where's my Cat's Paw? You threw it out again, didn't you?} {108}{}{**Phhhhhhhttttttt**} {109}{}{Zaius at the mine says he may have some work for me next month.} {110}{}{This place it a damn mess! When are you gonna' get to cleanin', woman?} {111}{}{You got a real smart mouth on ya' woman!} {112}{}{I love you, woogums.} {113}{}{Do you want the backside of my hand, woman?} {140}{}{Fix your own damn pot pie, you lazy lump of pus!} {141}{}{...(mumble) give him as much damn pepper as I want to (mumble)... } {142}{}{Scrubbing your dirty drawers in the town well, as usual!} {143}{}{What do you need that filth for when you've got me right here?!} {144}{}{I told you to stop eating that iguana-on-a-stick! Open a window! Augh!} {145}{}{Good! If it'll get your fat ass out of the house, I'm all for it!} {146}{}{As soon as you start showing me some fucking respect, you bastard!} {147}{}{There's gotta be some brains SOMEWHERE in this house!} {148}{}{I love you too, sugerplumps.} {149}{}{I don't want ANYTHING associated with your backside!} {200}{}{What the hell do you want? Get outta' my house, pinkie.} {201}{}{I swear, one of these days I'm gonna' just up and leave. Then what's his lazy hide gonna' do?}