MADSCI.MSG

{100}{}{You see a mad scientist. He is working diligently on something.} {101}{}{Good evening, brother. What brings you to our little corner of heaven?} {102}{}{Good evening, sister. What brings you to our little corner of heaven?} {103}{}{I'm here to check on your progress.} {104}{}{What might you be doing here?} {105}{}{What?! You dare question me? How about I experiment on your brain, you twisted skag?!} {106}{}{Gack.} {107}{}{You, again? And why are you disturbing the Master's glorious future this time?} {108}{}{The Master grows impatient with your failures, and I with your impudence!} {109}{}{I want to know what's happening with your experiments.} {110}{}{That's it, I'm putting an end to YOUR future right here and now, chump!} {111}{}{Oofah!} {112}{}{It's not going well. I've been injecting the FEV directly into the pineal gland, but I'm not getting the results I'd hoped for.} {113}{}{Why don't you try injecting it directly into the Amygdala?} {114}{}{Why don't you try injecting it into the Medula?} {115}{}{What results are you getting?} {116}{}{Hmmm. And?} {117}{}{I beg your forgiveness, sir. How may I be of service?} {118}{}{I beg your forgiveness, ma'am. How may I be of service?} {119}{}{You can speak to me with respect next time, or you'll never speak to anyone again!} {120}{}{The Master's truth is revealed, resulting in increased psychic ability. [shakes his head] But the poor souls become terminally insane and must be sequestered and nullified to keep them from harming themselves or others.} {121}{}{Oh, how thoughtful of you...} {122}{}{Where are they being kept?} {123}{}{You heartless butcher! I think I'll nullify your brain and sequester it from the rest of your body! Die, you bastard!} {124}{}{In a room northwest of here. Is there anything else I can help you with?} {125}{}{Thank you for your help. Bye.} {126}{}{Yeah, uh. What's FEV?} {127}{}{You can die!} {128}{}{I have no time for your tomfoolery!} {129}{}{What an intriguing idea! I must try it at once!} {130}{}{Uh, where are you keeping the failed experiments?} {131}{}{Don't mention it.} {132}{}{Yeah! Let's try it on you!} {133}{}{Vincent! Prepare our newest volunteer!} {134}{}{What? That's the most ludicrous thing I've ever heard! [looks at you suspiciously] Who are you, really?} {135}{}{Oh, sorry. I've got to go now.} {136}{}{I'm a new..uh...guy.... I've been sent to find out how you are doing.} {137}{}{I already told you, I've been sent by the Master to check up on you.} {138}{}{I've come to remove your spleen... without anesthetic!} {139}{}{Alright, then. So how is it going?} {140}{}{Your attitude has told me all I need to know. Goodbye.} {141}{}{Ah ha! An interloper! Just as I suspected. Vincent!} {142}{}{Who are you? And why are you wearing that suit? [to himself] I haven't seen one of those in a long time.} {143}{}{I'm in disguise. Intruders have infiltrated the Master's sanctuary, and I'm dressed like one of them to gain their confidence.} {144}{}{How dare you question one of the Master's special operatives!} {145}{}{When have you seen a suit like this before?} {146}{}{It's extruded rubber, so it's real easy to wipe your blood off after I kill you!} {147}{}{Oh, you know, when we got that last batch of pure-strain humans in... I think there is still one in the holding pens. Why do you ask?} {148}{}{No reason. How are the experiments going?} {149}{}{I've got to report back to the Master. I don't have time for this.} {150}{}{[shakes his head] Alas, the poor souls become terminally insane and must be sequestered and nullified to keep them from harming themselves or others.} {151}{}{Oh, how thoughtful of you...} {152}{}{You heartless bastard! I think I'll nullify your brain and sequester it from the rest of your body! Die, you bastard!} {200}{}{You see Vincent, a super mutant guard. He looks bored.} {201}{}{You see a super mutant, obviously guarding the scientists. He looks bored} {202}{}{Intruders!} {203}{}{I'm just watching the mads. Don't talk to me.} {204}{}{Leave me alone.} {300}{}{You see a sleeping mad scientist.} {301}{}{Zzzzzz} {302}{}{Huh! What? [rubs eyes] Vincent, remove this heathen from our chambers!} {303}{}{Huh? [snort] ...zzzzzzzzz} {400}{}{You see Vincent. He is guarding the sleeping mads.} {401}{}{You see a super mutant guard. He is nearly standing over the prone bodies.} {402}{}{Leave them alone, and get out. No one is allowed in here while they are sleeping.} {403}{}{You again! I told you to leave the scientists alone!} {404}{}{You have overstayed your welcome.}