Ronald Laren

 is Sierra Petrovita's neighbor in Girdershade. He has a unique sawed-off shotgun called the "Kneecapper". Ronald is obsessed with Sierra and the prospect of having sex with her (although he proclaims to the player that she is "nutty as a fruitcake"), and states that the only reason he stays in the obscure little settlement is for her. When asked about the surrounding area, he tells the Lone Wanderer to stay away from the nearby Dunwich Building to the south of Girdershade, claiming the place is "bad mojo".

The Nuka-Cola Challenge
Should you accept Sierra's mission to obtain Nuka-Cola Quantum for her, Ronald will attempt to convince you to give all the Quantums to him, so he can "plow her bean field." Should your (female) character have the Black Widow Perk, you can convince him to fetch the Nuka-Cola Quantums for you with the promise of a threesome with yourself and Sierra. Excited, Ronald will run off to the distant Nuka-Cola Plant, resulting in his death(script effect).

If you give the Nuka-Cola Quantums to Ronald, he will attempt to woo Sierra with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, but she fails to notice his obvious innuendo-laced words and instead interprets his behavior as an imminent marriage proposal.

If you kill Sierra and then speak with Ronald, you have the option of convincing him (with a speak check) that it was at the hands of the Nuka-Cola Corporation. On success, he attributes this to the Nuka-Cola machine he got her, which possessed a warning label declaring that anyone caught tampering with the unit would answer to the Nuka-Cola Corporation. This obviously is a nod to the movie "Dr. Strangelove" where in one scene paratroop colonel "Bat" Guano (Keenan Wynn) is ordered by RAF Group Captain Lionel Mandrake (Peter Sellers) to shoot the lock off of a Coca Cola machine in order to get change to make a long distance phone call to the president of the United States. Guano, who suspects Mandrake of leading a mutiny of "deviated preverts"[sic] responds by telling Mandrake that if he's wrong about it he'll have to answer to the Coca Cola Company.

Unmarked quest: Grady's Package
Ronald is also the recipient of Grady's package, the Naughty Nightwear found in Marigold Station. Depending on your Speech/Barter skills you can get him to pay up to 300 caps for it.

Related Quests

 * The Nuka-Cola Challenge
 * Grady's Package

Appearances
only appears in Fallout 3.

Glitches

 * Sometimes when you tell Ronald that you killed Sierra, he will say you're dead, but not actually turn hostile.
 * If you have stolen the Kneecapper off of Ronald then kill Sierra, he will say "Meet the Kneecapper" but only use his fists.

Trivia

 * Ronald's comment about "plow[ing] her bean field" is possibly a reference to the song "Sex Farm" by Spinal Tap.


 * Ronald Laren's name could be a reference to a Star Trek character called Ro Laren.


 * Another name reference could be "Ralph Lauren" due to the Naughty Nightwear quest.