Gcpacoff.msg

{100}{}{} {101}{}{} {102}{}{} {103}{powr1}{ENCLAVE here. Why isn't your video feed working?} {104}{}{Uh, it's working just fine. I can see you.} {105}{}{It's broken.} {106}{}{We're working on the visual link right now. I just wanted to test it.} {107}{}{(Logoff.)} {108}{powr2}{Who the hell is this?} {109}{}{Uh, we're all fine here. How are you?} {110}{}{This is caau, rit, sss, pu-, -ear me. Over.} {111}{}{I'm the Chosen One, so you just better watch your language.} {112}{}{This is Unit Three reporting in.} {113}{powr3_c}{Well, your unit still doesn't appear to be operational, Pal. Who is this?} {114}{powr3a}{That didn't make a damn bit of difference. I'm still not gettin' a damn thing. Who are you?} {115}{}{Please repeat. Over.} {116}{}{I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.} {117}{}{I'm the Chosen One.} {118}{}{Well, that's not unusual, is it? Nothing works right anymore.} {119}{}{That's for me to know and you to find out. Goodbye.} {120}{powr3b_b}{What are you talking about? Who-who is this?} {121}{}{I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.} {122}{}{I'm the Chosen One.} {123}{}{Well, that's not unusual, is it? Nothing works right anymore.} {124}{}{That's for me to know and you to find out. Goodbye.} {125}{powr4a_a}{The President! I, uh...} {126}{powr4b_b}{Oh? A wise guy, huh? Look, I'm tracing you right now, pal. We'll see how smart you feel with internal security all over your fricking ass. Dickhead!} {127}{powr4c_a}{Now, I've had enough of your bullshit. How would you like to play dodge-the-plasma with the Assault Squad? Huh?} {128}{}{Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you.} {129}{}{I've got your trace for you, and I can show you just where to shove it.} {130}{}{You're putting a trace on me? Well, I'm putting a trace on you too, pal.} {131}{}{I'd love to stick around and talk to all of your pals about that bridal shower you've been planning but I've got better things to do with my time. Goodbye.} {132}{}{Well, I, uh, I've got to be going. Goodbye.} {133}{powr5_a}{Try the gain.} {134}{}{There' that should do it. Any better?} {135}{}{Gain? What am I'm supposed to gain? I keep pretty active, I don't think I can gain anything.} {136}{}{I'll just try back later. Goodbye.} {137}{powr6_a}{Chosen One, huh? Well, uh, pardon me for not blowing sunshine up your ass, but I'm a little too busy for this bullshit.} {138}{}{Kneel before me and I may spare your life. Gee, I like the sound of that.} {139}{}{I no longer insist upon genuflecting. A slight bow to kiss my ring should be sufficient.} {140}{}{Uh, I meant I was the one *chosen* to fix the comm-unit. Seems like nothing works anymore.} {141}{}{Well, I think I've had just about enough of your insolence. Goodbye, peasant.} {142}{powr7_a}{Unit Three? I thought you were still at Navarro base?} {143}{}{Navarro base? Oh yeah, Navarro base. That's where we are. Sure. I knew that.} {144}{}{No, we had to get out of there.} {145}{}{Your signal's breaking up. Goodbye.} {146}{powr8_a}{Huh, ain't it the truth. Just don't let anyone who's got the President's ear hear that. You'll be making cattle-runs to New Reno 'til the end of time, pal.} {147}{}{The President?} {148}{}{Only got two legs. I'd be pretty tired by the time I got there.} {149}{}{Well, no rest for the wicked. I better get back to fixing this. Goodbye.} {150}{powr9_a}{Yeah, that's a new one. Since my video's working you can see I'm rolling on the floor here. It does seem like everything's a damn secret though, huh?. All the special ops on the mainland. I don't see how anything gets done.} {151}{}{On the mainland? Why, where are you?} {152}{}{Well, it's like that all over.} {153}{powr10_a}{Yeah, you know how unhappy he gets when people complain. He takes it personal, like it's a loyalty thing. Maybe that just goes with being the President of the United States. Or what's left of 'em.} {154}{}{The President of the United States?} {155}{}{I didn't vote for him. I thought he was too interested in getting laid. I prefer a candidate that's too old to get it up anymore'keeps their mind on the job more.} {156}{}{Maybe so. You know, I better get back to work. Goodbye.} {157}{powr11}{Oh, very funny. But you'd have a great place to recover from your run ' at least from what I hear.} {158}{}{So you're not in New Reno then?} {159}{}{Well, I better get back to work. Gotta get this link fixed. Goodbye.} {160}{powr12}{The President of the United-fucking-States-of-America. Who'd you think I was talking about? Who the fu - Who is - What - I should kick your fucking ass, who is this?} {161}{}{I'm the Chosen One. Kiss my...feet.} {162}{}{I'm the Chosen One.} {163}{}{I'm the President. You're in a heap of trouble.} {164}{}{You're not important enough for that information.} {165}{}{Uh, I better be going. Lots of work to do here. Goodbye.} {166}{powr13}{This is ENCLAVE main comm. ...But you should know that. Who are you?} {167}{}{Oh, I'm just'hey, you ever notice that cooked gecko tastes kind of like brahmin butt. } {168}{}{I'm the Chosen One and you'll learn to remember that.} {169}{}{Nobody important. Goodbye.} {170}{powr14}{Ah, a few more moments and I'll have your sorry ass in a sling. Hey, wait a minute. This can't be right... I've got you somewhere on the mainland.} {171}{}{That's right, sucker. Right where you can't get me.} {172}{}{That can't be right. I'm at the comm desk right across the hall from you....Made you look. What a rube.} {173}{}{Yeah, I'm at the Poseidon Oil power plant number 12. Come and get me.} {174}{powr15}{I've got you, at Poseidon Oil, reactor number 5. Ah, well, why don't you just sit tight and I'll order up a little celebration for ya. Including fireworks.} {175}{}{Oh, goodie. I just lo-ove fireworks. Send me a lot.} {176}{}{I'm the Chosen One. You just better make sure you say that with a smile.} {177}{}{I'm not anyone important. I'm going to go now. Goodbye.} {178}{powr16_a}{Yeah well, whoever you are, I just dispatched a verti-assault team to your location. Have a nice day.} {179}{}{Gee, if the video worked you could see me tremble.} {180}{}{And what are they going to do?} {181}{}{Well, I better get going then. I'd hate for them to show up before I get the red carpet all unrolled. Goodbye.} {182}{powr17}{Usually they just go in shooting. They let someone else sift through the ashes to figure out what was going on.} {183}{}{Yeah, well, they aren't going to catch me.} {184}{}{Oh, now you've got me all scared. I need to change my undies.} {185}{}{Well, I'd hate to think I spent all day yesterday polishing my guns for nothing.} {186}{}{Yeah, sure. I've killed better. Goodbye.} {187}{powr18}{Goodbye. Next news on you will be when I read the after-action report.} {188}{}{What? You can read!} {189}{}{Yeah, sure whatever.} {190}{}{Hey, you just went on my list.} {191}{powr19_a}{You had to get out? Why? You're on the coast. You got great defenses. I didn't hear anything about that....Hey, who the hell is this anyway?} {192}{}{I am the great and powerful Willie. Kneel before me and entreat my forgiveness and I may yet spare thee.} {193}{}{Nobody important. Where's this Navarro again?} {194}{}{Yeah, well, we took Navarro and I found those nude pictures of your mother. Or was that just your dad cross-dressing again? No wonder you're so fucking ugly. Goodbye, asshole.} {195}{powr20}{Yeah, you can say that again. And everything's always tighter out here at ENCLAVE and the fuckin' President's watching us like a hawk.} {196}{}{The President?} {197}{}{Out here? Where are you exactly?} {198}{}{Well, that's how things go. Well, I better get back to work. Goodbye.}