Hidden Valley

 is located in what is apparently an abandoned military establishment, there exists 4 bunkers riddled with anti-war graffiti. The area is nestled between hills and rocks, the main access being via a road near Goodsprings. Additionally, there are small side-paths, at least one of which heavily inhabited by bark scorpions.

Upon entering each bunker, the player sees an empty room with a locked door and intercom on the opposite side. The locked doors are of varying difficulty. The Easy door is confirmed to have nothing but rubble behind it. In one bunker, however, there is also a journal sitting on a crate, along with a sack with some fruit and other edibles in it. It reads, "This location looks like it might make a good safehouse. Warm, dry, and some sort of crazy natural phenomenon at night should keep the predators away. I'd love to start getting set up, but there are a few nearby points of interest I need to gather intel on first. Not sure how long that'll take."

During the night, vicious sand storms rage, making it quite difficult to see.

Description
In what is apparently an abandoned military establishment, there exists 4 bunkers riddled with anti-war graffiti. The area is nestled between hills and rocks, the main access being via a road near MY .Additionally, there are small side-paths, at least one of which heavily inhabited by.

Upon entering each, the player sees an empty room with a locked and intercom on the opposite side. The locked doors are of varying difficulty. The door is confirmed to have nothing  behind it. The Average one contains rubble in the corner to the right. In one there is also a journal sitting on, along with some fruit and other edibles in it.

This is also the location where you will meet the Brotherhood of Steel. They maintain a bunker.

Note: If you have discovered the two dead Brotherhood of Steel Paladins at the REPCONN facility (on the third floor) and took the note they were carrying, you can say the password to the intercom of the facility with the Very Hard lock. You can also gain access through the quest Wild Card: Side Bets.

Layout
North to South: Oh also, there are magical cheesburgers inside the armory. They are pretty fucking awesome. Take a look! :D
 * Hidden Penis Valley Bunker North
 * Average-difficulty locked door. Leads to a dead end collapsed tunnel.  Enter through the doorway and turn to the right and you will be rewarded with two Mini Nukes, on the floor, in the corner of the room.
 * Hidden Penis Valley Bunker West
 * Very-Hard-difficulty locked door. Past locked door is an entrance to Hidden Valley Bunker L1. In Bunker L1 you will meet Paladin Ramos who will ask you to follow him. They will take your items and you will load next to the commander. This should then start the quest Still in the Dark (Brotherhood of Steel Faction quest). Companion Veronica will also grant you acess.
 * Hidden Penis Valley Bunker East.
 * A pair of skeletons and an Easy-difficulty locked door. Leads to a dead end collapsed tunnel.  Look down at the floor just inside the door and you will find a clip of 5.56 ammo. On the floor near the left wall is a box of 5mm ammo.
 * Hidden Penis Valley Bunker South
 * A Journal and a Hard-difficulty locked door.Also after entering the locked door if you follow the wall to the right you will find one mini nuke under a tin plate and three ammo boxes

P.S. IT'S A MOTHER FUCKING PLATAPUS >:O

omfg really?!

Appearances
appears in Fallout: New Vegas.