NcWillie.msg

Dialogue for Coffin Willie in Golgotha.

{100}{}{You see Coffin Willie.} {150}{}{You see an old, stinky, crusty ghoul. And boy, does he SMELL.} {200}{}{Whoa. This grave SMELLS.} {201}{}{Oh, well... better keep digging.} {202}{}{What th-?} {203}{}{About friggin' time! Could you dig any SLOWER, idjit?} {204}{}{Outta my way, smoothie.} {205}{}{D'dad?} {206}{}{Not now, Lenny, I ain't in th' mood to be talkin'.} {300}{}{Jest pop inta Reno fer a lil' drinking n' whoring, n' damned smoothies jam me inna goddamn grave...} {301}{}{Good thing I ain't got no nose, or I woulda choked on my own stink.} {302}{}{Ghouls don't get no damn r'spect.} {303}{}{Just stopped in the city for a drink, n' those Reno assholes bury me alive.} {304}{}{Nothing more boring than bein' in a coffin for months.} {305}{}{Hands off, smoothie. I got places to go.} {306}{}{Get your smoothie mitts offa me, smoothie.} {500}{}{The headstone reads: "Here lies the dumbest son of a bitch ever to set foot in New Reno."} {550}{}{There's a horrible odor flowing from the grave.} {600}{}{Hey!} {601}{}{I ken hear someome movin' round out there!} {602}{}{Don't step onna grave! It packs the dirt in!} {603}{}{Quick, GET A SHOVEL!} {604}{}{Would somebody dig me up already? I need a drink!} {605}{}{That a worm I feel? Oh...nevermind.}
 * 1) 0. QUICK LOOK (WTG)
 * 1) 0. LOOK (WTG)
 * 1) 1. DIG UP (WTG)
 * 1) lenny in party
 * 1) 2. CLICK/FLOAT (WTG)
 * 1) HEADSTONE