The Legend of RedEye's Name

"The Legend of RedEye's Name" is a song by RedEye in the Fallout 4 add-on Nuka-World.

It tells the story of how he got his name during a drinking contest at the Combat Zone with a supposedly largely built man.

Lyrics
So, this one time, LONG time ago, I'm enjoying myself, you know, out in the Combat Zone. A few bets, a few drinks, a WHOLE lotta jokes. I'm makin' friends, havin' a good time. This one guy, he gets jealous, I mean, I can't blame him--it happens to me all the time! People just get upset that they ain't as cool.

Anyway, he's this REALLY big guy, I mean like, HUGE guy, actually. I don't remember his name, doesn't matter, shut up! So this big idiot decides he's gonna challenge me to a drinking contest. Guess he figures he'll make me look like a fool in front of the nice folks at the Combat Zone. So, he lumbers up to me, comes up to my table, tells me he could drink me UNDER the table. I'm like, "The HELL you can! Try me!" So, everybody gathers 'round, 'cause it's clear this is gonna be the COOLEST thing that happens all night, and we just go at it, just shot after shot after shot! Now the whole time, he's talking shit about me, I mean, telling me I'm gonna lose, telling me that I'm a piece of shit, all that stuff, and I'm just laughin', I'm laughin', I'm takin' my shots.

Now, I'm so drunk, I mean, SO drunk, that it's crazy. Later on, people were like "Man, you were so amazing! I didn't even know how you could still be standing! I never seen anyone drink that much!" And after a while, I see that big guy startin' to get wobbly, right? Like, he's not gonna last much longer. But, like, I take a minute to make sure I'm not so drunk that I'm just seein' shit, but I'm right--it's him! He is wobbly so I push through it, man! I knuckle down, and I keep takin' shots!

Finally, he just goes face-first into the table! Out cold! No question! And I'm so pumped up, I pick this guy UP! I kid you not! I shit you not! I picked him right up, totally raged out, and just, BAM! Slammed him back down onto the floor, and I'm screamin' "YEAH, MAN! YEAH! WHO'S THE BEST!? WHO'S THE BEST?! WHO'S THE BEST?!" And this one guy, he comes over, he looks me in the eye, and he's like "Oh man! You blew all the blood vessels in your eye, man! That's totally messed up! That's SO COOL!" Then everyone cheers even more, and I was so pumped up, I didn't even feel it! And everyone's all like "YEAH, LET'S HEAR IT FOR REDEYE!" It was pretty great, you shoulda been there!

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