Civilization

Civilization (by Danny Kaye with the Andrews Sisters) is a song featured on GNR.

Lyrics
Each morning a missionary advertise with neon sign

He tells the native population that civilization is fine

And three educated savages holler from a bongo tree

That civilization is a thing for me to see

So bongo, bongo, bongo I don't want to leave the Congo

Oh no no no no no

Bingle, bangle, bungle I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go

Don't want no bright lights, false teeth, doorbells, landlords

I make it clear

That no matter how they coax him

I'll stay right here

I looked through a magazine the missionary's wife concealed

(Magazine? What happens?)

I see how people who are civilized bang you with automobiles

(You know you can get hurt that way Daniel)

At the movies they have to pay many coconuts to see

(What do they see Danny?)

Uncivilized pictures that the newsreels take of me

So bongo, bongo, bong he don't want to leave the Congo

Oh no no no no no

Bingle, bangle, bungle he's so happy in the jungle he refuse to go

Don't want no penthouse, bathtub, streetcars, taxis

Noise in my ear

So no matter how they coax him

I'll stay right here

They hurry like savages to get aboard an iron train

And though it's smoky and crowded they're too civilized to complain

When they've got two weeks vacation they hurry to vacation grounds

(What do they do Danny)

They swin and they fish but that's what I do all year round

So bongo, bongo, bongo I don't want to leave the Congo

Oh no no no no no

Bingle, bangle, bungle I'm so happy in the jungle I refuse to go

Don't want no jailhouse, shotguns, fish hooks, golf clubs

I've got my spear

So no matter how they coax him

I'll stay right here

They have things like the atom bomb

So I think I'll stay where I "om"

Civilization, I'll stay right here