Mister Five by Five

Mister Five by Five is a song that can be found on Appalachia Radio in Fallout 76.

Lyrics
Well, twirl my turban, man alive! Here comes Mister Five by Five He's one of those big fat bouncing boys Solid avoirdupois!

Mister Five by Five He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide He don't measure no more from head to toe Than he do from side to side

Mister Five by Five Got fifty chins and a line of jive He's a mellow old cat, a real hep fat He be Mister Five by Five

That man Can really jump it for a fat man The only trouble is there's no way of knowin' Whether he's comin' or, or goin'

Mister Five by Five He's slightly plump on his butter side He don't shake it no more from head to toe Than he do from side to side

That man (my, my!) Can really jump it for a fat man (fat man!) Boys, the trouble is there's no way of knowin' Whether he's comin' or, or goin'

Mister Five by Five He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide He don't measure no more from head to toe Than he do From side to side Mister Five by Five