Fcbadger.msg

Dialogue file for Badger, the tanker vagrant hacker on the PMV Valdez.

{100}{}{You see a punk wearing a half-smile.} {101}{}{You see Badger.} {102}{}{You see a punk with a half-sneer across his face.} {103}{}{:::He belches loudly:: Whaddya want?} {104}{}{::belch:::} {105}{}{You who?} {106}{}{Who are you?} {107}{}{Can you tell me about this tanker?} {108}{}{What do you do here?} {109}{}{I'd like you to hack into a computer for me.} {110}{}{How's the hacking coming?} {111}{}{Nothing. Nice belch.} {112}{}{::He summons another throaty burp::} {113}{}{::Belch louder::} {114}{}{Gross.} {115}{}{::He spits forth a horrific belch that defies the very heavens in its volume and depth::} {116}{}{::Applaud::} {117}{}{I'm Badger. I used to have a band. ::sigh:: Called ourselves There We Smolder. Now I'm the resident computer tech in San Fran.} {118}{}{Oh! Tanks!} {119}{}{What sort of computer stuff do you do?} {120}{}{I'll bet your band sucked.} {121}{}{Was the band any good?} {122}{}{Thanks. Bye.} {123}{}{Uhh... okay.} {124}{}{Bye!} {125}{}{You oughta talk to Marc or the Captain about that.} {126}{}{Where can I find Marc?} {127}{}{Where can I find the Captain?} {128}{}{I'm the resident computer genius.} {129}{}{What sort of computer stuff do you do?} {130}{}{Thanks. Bye.} {131}{}{Don't pester me. ::He farts:: I'm working on it, all right?} {132}{}{All right, all right. Just let me know when you're done.} {133}{}{Well, let's just say I'm an information retrieval specialist.} {134}{}{Can you retrieve some stuff for me?} {135}{}{What does that mean?} {136}{}{Yeah, well, fuck you.} {137}{}{Hey!} {138}{}{Fuck you, too.} {139}{}{I'll say! We kicked ass! Our singer was... umm... a bit of a ponce, and Aaron was always sweating, and everything else was Todd's fault. But we were good.} {140}{}{Too bad you're not back together. I'd like to have heard you.} {141}{}{Umm. Sure. I have more questions.} {142}{}{I'll bet you sucked.} {143}{}{You can usually find Marc down in the bar.} {144}{}{Thanks. I have more questions.} {145}{}{Thanks. That's all.} {146}{}{The Captain's usually in the bridge. Just go up the stairs in the bar.} {147}{}{Thanks. I have more questions.} {148}{}{Thanks. That's all.} {149}{}{Yeah, but it'll cost you.} {150}{}{What's your price?} {151}{}{Yeah, whatever. I gotta go.} {152}{}{It means that I can find data you need.} {153}{}{Can you do something for me?} {154}{}{I see. Cool. I have more questions.} {155}{}{I see. Thanks.} {156}{}{Yeah, you would have. Anyway, I have to get back to this.} {157}{}{Wait. I have more questions.} {158}{}{Thanks. See ya.} {159}{}{I think I like you enough that I can do it for you now. Who you want me to visit?} {160}{}{The Hubologists.} {161}{}{The Shi.} {162}{}{Neither. Just checking.} {163}{}{I suppose I can do it for free, since you checked for my girlfriend. It'll take a while, though. Who do you want me to hit?} {164}{}{The Hubologists.} {165}{}{The Shi.} {166}{}{Neither. Just checking.} {167}{}{You gotta do me a favor, first. My girlfriend got herself lost in the tanker. Find her for me and I'll do it.} {168}{}{You got it. See ya.} {169}{}{Forget it. See ya.} {170}{}{Like stealing candy from a baby. They'll never find me. What do you want from them?} {171}{}{Great. I have more questions.} {172}{}{Great. I'll be back.} {173}{}{I can get them. They're pretty protective of their info, and they've got some serious ice protecting their machines. Are you sure you want me to go after them?} {174}{}{Well, good luck. I have more questions.} {175}{}{Good luck. I'll be back later.} {176}{}{Hey, find my girlfriend and then we'll talk.} {177}{}{All right, all right.} {178}{}{She's dead? She's DEAD? How did she die? No, wait... don't tell me. Give me a few hours to get myself together.} {179}{}{Sure, sure.} {180}{}{Snap out of it, Sparky. We got shit to do.} {181}{}{All right. I'm better now.} {182}{}{Good. I need to ask you something.} {183}{}{Good for you. I didn't want to talk to you.} {184}{}{Thank you, thank you, thank you. I can't thank you enough for saving her. What do you want?} {185}{}{I have some questions.} {186}{}{Your gratitude is enough for me. So long.} {187}{}{Okay, I got into the Shi computers. I don't know if I made it out undetected. I guess now the best thing is to hide. You want anything else?} {188}{}{Yes.} {189}{}{No. See ya.} {190}{}{Got the Hubologists. No problem. Need anything else?} {191}{}{Yes.} {192}{}{No. See ya.} {193}{}{You just made a big mistake, pal. I just turned the Shi and the Hubologists against you through their computers. You're finished in San Francisco. } {194}{}{I guess I'd better kill you then.} {195}{}{Give me a few hours to get myself together.} {196}{}{You want me to hack a formatted computer? The information's gone. It ain't gonna happen.} {197}{}{I am going to have to vacate this place.} {198}{}{Good to see ya.} {199}{}{I'm looking for some fuel.} {200}{}{I've heard the Hubologists have some fuel, and I could take a looksee in their computer for you.} {201}{}{The Shi have all the fuel around here. I could take a gander at their mainframe for you.} {202}{}{Can you?} {203}{}{What the hell do you want?} {204}{}{Badger of the punks, I presume?} {205}{}{You have disgraced our Emperor for the last time!} {206}{}{I think I will go get some candy from Lao Chou in town.} {207}{}{So much for a fair trial. Hmmm...} {208}{}{Dude, lighten up. I just wanted some candy.} {209}{}{Can you transfer the fuel from their spaceship to the tanker?} {210}{}{Can you get me a copy of their vertibird plan?} {211}{}{Can you transfer the fuel and get me the plans?} {212}{}{Yes, I need what they have.} {213}{}{Nah, I'll figure out another way.} {214}{}{All right, but shit might hit the fan.} {215}{}{Can you transfer the fuel from their reserves to the tanker?} {216}{}{Never mind, I'll do it another way.} {217}{}{Never mind.} {218}{}{Alright. Check back with me in a day or so and I'll let you know.} {219}{}{Did you get what I needed?} {220}{}{Yeah, I got the fuel.} {221}{}{Yeah, I got the verti plans.} {222}{}{Yeah, I got the fuel and the plans.} {223}{}{Thanks a lot. See ya.}