Godfrey

 is your personal Mr. Handy robot butler in your Tenpenny Tower Suite in the year 2277.

Daily schedule
Godfrey moves around the PC's Tenpenny suite all day.

Effects of player actions
Godfrey has a few small albeit useful features and a stereotypical British accent. He can sense when you are injured when you walk into your suite, tell you where to buy items for your room, and can dispense free Purified Water up to 5 a week. He can also give you a free haircut, and he can tell jokes, which are often science-related. It should be noted that if you're abusing the glitch that allows you to enter the suite without blowing up Megaton, and have bought something for your Megaton house, he will act as if it is there.

Quotes

 * "I was going to a clairvoyant's meeting but it was cancelled due to unforseen events."
 * "It is common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives."
 * "Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?""
 * "Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. Ha!"
 * "I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims."
 * "The best contraceptive for old people is nudity."
 * "Two atoms are in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" To which the first replies, "I'm positive.""
 * "A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender responds, "For you, no charge.""
 * "War does not determine who is right- only who is left."

Appearances
Godfrey appears only in Fallout 3.

Godfrey