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{100}{}{You see a man with greasy hair. He's covered in dust.} {101}{}{You see Savinelli, the guy in charge of the New Reno-to-Redding Caravans.} {102}{}{You see a short, nervous looking guy with slicked-back hair.} {103}{}{If you come by here again, it's just possible that you'll have an accident.} {104}{}{You've been warned. Now get the hell out of here.} {105}{}{Get them doggies moving!} {106}{}{Uh, doggies? Okay, whatever. Let's go.} {107}{}{Hello. I'm Enrico Savinelli. I run the caravan between New Reno and Redding. We can use an extra guard, if you're willing to leave right now.} {108}{}{Hello. I'm Savinelli. I run the caravan between New Reno and Redding. Always looking for a reliable guard or two. We leave town on the 21st of every month. If you want to go with us, make sure you're here on the 21st.} {109}{}{What d'ya want?} {110}{}{Moo-moos?} {111}{}{You need a guard, huh?} {112}{}{What do you trade?} {113}{}{Why are you waiting until the 21st?} {114}{}{I don't think that's for me. Goodbye.} {115}{}{They sure picked the wrong caravan to mess with.} {116}{}{Fuck with my caravan, will they?} {117}{}{Motherfuckers should know better than to try that with my caravan.} {118}{}{Well, they're sleeping with the fishes now. Let's move out.} {119}{}{More of those shit-heels all the time.} {120}{}{You abandon my caravan, and then come back to beg for work? Get out of here.} {121}{}{I said get out. Are you deaf as well as yellow?} {122}{}{I respect thieves...but only good ones. You're nothing but a punk. Get out of here before I have to hurt you.} {123}{}{A thief? I resemble that remark, you damn ingrate. I'm leaving. Goodbye.} {200}{}{Bring it on!} {124}{}{You'll regret crossing me. Goodbye.} {125}{}{That was one of the worst caravans I've had in years. I'm not making money on it, so guess what? Neither are you. Get out of my sight.} {126}{}{Yeah? I'd like to see you try that, you cheap bastard. Goodbye.} {127}{}{Well, sometimes you just get luckier than others. This was one of the unlucky times. Goodbye.} {128}{}{Fuck. My ass is really in a sling here. We lost so much stuff this run. I knew I shoulda' hired pros. Here's $500 for your time, you worthless sack of shit.} {129}{}{Well, something is better than nothing, I guess. Goodbye.} {130}{}{You lousy bastard! Nobody could have done a better job. Goodbye.} {131}{}{That's the ticket. That run went smooth as shit through a goose. Here's your $1500, pal.} {132}{}{I don't think I ever want to spend so much time looking at the ass-end of a brahmin again. Goodbye.} {133}{}{Thanks. See you later. Goodbye.} {134}{}{That's the way a caravan run should go. Smooth as a baby's silky bottom. Here's your $1500, and I'll even throw in an extra $200 for the smooth service.} {135}{}{Nice to find someone who appreciates quality when he sees it. See you around, maybe. Goodbye.} {136}{}{Thanks for the extra change, Savinelli. Goodbye.} {137}{}{I'm not sure how long it's going to take these damn dirt-grubbers to get my gold shipment together. We'll be ready to go on the 21st, no matter what. Check back with me if you still want a job.} {138}{}{Hey, I'm putting together a shipment of some delicate stuff. Stuff that takes time. Can't rush quality, ya' know. Should be ready to go on the 21st. Come back then if you still want a job.} {139}{}{What do you usually transport?} {140}{}{Let me ask you something else.} {141}{}{Thanks, I'll do that. Goodbye.} {142}{}{We're usually looking for caravan guards, but I ain't ready to go just yet. I'll be ready to head out on the 21st. Come back then if you want a job.} {143}{}{When on the 21st?} {144}{}{What does this caravan transport?} {145}{}{OK, thanks. Goodbye.} {146}{}{Hey, pal, you've gotta know when to say no. And *I* do. So NO!} {147}{}{Oh, okay.} {148}{}{Well, we pick up mostly, uh, medical supplies - yeah, that's it - in New Reno, and trade it to Redding for gold ore.} {149}{}{That's interesting. You said you're looking for guards?} {150}{}{Let me ask you something else.} {151}{}{Oh, okay. Goodbye.} {153}{}{You came along at a good time. We're ready to go right now. The job pays $1500. Ready to join us?} {152}{}{You came along at a good time. We're ready to go right now. The job pays $1500, but I'm only paying you for the job since I only need one more guard. Ready to join us?} {154}{}{Sounds great. I'm ready. Let's go.} {155}{}{I don't think I want to be a caravan guard. I'll see you around. Goodbye.} {156}{}{You were an entertaining little monkey, but now I'm tired of you. Get out of here, you dumb-ass.} {157}{}{Numb-ass? Bye bye.} {158}{}{Grrr! Me kill!}