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{100}{}{An old man.} {101}{}{Cornelius.} {102}{}{Other than the slightly unsettled look on his face, there appears to be nothing out of the ordinary about him.} {150}{}{Welcome to Rose's Bed and Breakfast. My name is Rose -- I mean, Cornelius -- and I run this bed and breakfast. Can I help you?} {151}{}{If you run this place, then how come it's called ROSE'S Bed and Breakfast?} {152}{}{I�m looking for a gold watch.} {153}{}{What do you do here?} {154}{}{Who�s Rose?} {155}{}{I�m interested in getting a room.} {156}{}{Questions? Was I asking you something? Hi, my name�s Cornelius.} {162}{}{You need some serious help, old man.} {163}{}{Farrel�s got your watch in a wall safe. Let�s string him up.} {164}{}{I found your watch at Farrel�s house. You were right; Farrel is the thief.} {165}{}{It seems an industrious rat made off with your watch. I recovered this from its nest.} {166}{}{Hello thar! Have we met?} {176}{}{My God! Somebody killed my best friend, Farrel! The whole town is looking for the murderer. We�re going to lynch him when we catch him!} {177}{}{I killed him. What are going to do about it, you crazy old man?} {178}{}{Whoa! Look at the time. I have to be going.} {179}{}{Rose is my wife; I named this place after her. Did you know I�m married?} {180}{}{Can I ask you some more questions?} {181}{}{THEN WHY DON�T YOU ASK THAT NO-GOOD FARREL!? MAYBE HE�LL SELL YOU THE WATCH HE STOLE FROM ME! Now if you don�t mind, I�m quite busy. I got to shave the brahmin.} {182}{}{I run this motel. Yep, this place would fall apart if it weren�t for me. Have you been to the outhouse? Cleanest outhouse you�ve ever been to. That�s my doing.} {183}{}{What does having a clean outhouse have to do with running this place?} {184}{}{Rose is my wife. She runs the kitchen. You won�t find a better meal anywheres else. Rose, she�s so beautiful. I�m going to marry her some day.} {185}{}{I thought you just said Rose is your wife.} {186}{}{I have a room. I sleep over there. Where do you sleep?} {187}{}{I don�t think you understand. I would like to rent a room for the night.} {188}{}{A while back, I forget when... my best friend of 30� or was it 40 years? Oh, it doesn�t matter, what matters is that he stole my precious gold pocket watch. It has been handed down in my family for five, no six, err... four generations. Yep, I distinctly remember setting it down on my desk. Then, when I looked on the kitchen table, it was gone.} {189}{}{OK, I�ll bring your watch back.} {190}{}{Did you try looking for it on your desk?} {191}{}{You�ll help me? That�s great! Go beat up Farrel and get my watch back. He probably hid it good. So tear his house apart and look for it.} {192}{}{What are you talking about?} {193}{}{Look, I don�t want any part of this.} {194}{}{Kill Farrel, get watch back� got it? I�ll be right back.} {195}{}{Kill Farrel? Who�s going to kill Farrel? He�s my best friend! I�ll personally string up the villain who tries to kill Farrel.} {196}{}{I accept the job, and I expect payment upon completion.} {197}{}{I can�t take this anymore. I�m leaving.} {198}{}{Of course, I�ll pay you. As soon as you finish cleaning out the barn come back and see me.} {199}{}{I have a watch. It was a gold watch. I wonder where I put it?} {200}{}{Yes, yes, yes. I�ve looked in my sock drawer. It�s not there, either.} {201}{}{I�ll keep a lookout for your watch while I�m in town.} {202}{}{There�s no way I�m helping a crazy old man like you. I'm outta here.} {203}{}{I knew I couldn�t trust him! I�m gonna string him up by the ears until he gives me back my watch.} {204}{}{There�s nothing in there. Sheriff Jo and myself looked there already.} {206}{}{He did? I knew it! I�ll teach him a lesson he�ll never forget. You�d better stay here or you might get hurt.} {207}{}{That�s my watch! What are you doing with that? Give it back! [He snatches the watch from your hands.] I think you better go; we don�t take kindly to thieves around here.} {208}{}{That�s gratitude for you.} {209}{}{Have you tried Rose�s omelets? They�re delicious.} {210}{}{I saw Jonny playing by the well with his dog Laddie. What a nice kid.} {211}{}{Don�t go to the Ghost Farm unless you�re tired of living.} {212}{}{Miria is a nice girl. We used to play doctor when she was little.} {213}{}{Davin is a nice kid. I wonder why he doesn�t look anything like his father?} {214}{}{I was sitting on the toilet one day and a big dog climbed out of the sewer. Scared me half to death.} {215}{}{Grisham is a nice fellow. He sells us scraps to feed the giant chicken.} {216}{}{Stay away from the chicken coop! I almost lost an arm feeding that thing.} {217}{}{Rose�s dogs are vicious, but I just throw them some jerky and they don�t pay me no mind.} {218}{}{Farrel�s my best friend in the whole world.} {219}{}{Laddie is a smart dog. I talk to him all the time.} {220}{}{I hear Grisham is trying to marry off his kids. I wonder if Rose wouldn�t mind if I got another wife.} {222}{}{Pog? Whatever happened to that game, anyway? Well, I have to go. Maybe we can play later.} {223}{}{I FOUND THE MURDERER! HE ADMITTED TO KILLING FARREL! LET�S GET HIM!} {224}{}{I FOUND THE MURDERER! SHE ADMITTED TO KILLING FARREL! LET�S GET HER!} {225}{}{Me kill Farrel.} {300}{}{[Hmmm... Certain words seem to set him off.] Rose... Room... Running...} {301}{}{Ooga.} {501}{}{I always knew you were a thief!} {502}{}{How could you do this to your best friend!} {503}{}{I'm gonna kill you!} {504}{}{I'm gonna mount your head on my wall!} {550}{}{He appears to be pre-occupied at the moment.} {600}{}{You have returned the watch to Cornelius.} {650}{}{You have resolved the dispute between Cornelius and Farrel.}