Godfrey

Godfrey is a Mr. Handy robot butler that will take care of your apartment in Tenpenny Tower should you have chosen to blow up Megaton. He has a few small yet still useful features and a British accent. He can sense when you are injured when you walk into your suite, he can tell you where to buy items for your room, he can dispense free Purified Water to a limited extent, he can give you a free haircut and also tell often science related jokes

He is limited on the jokes and Purified Water, it may take some time for them to replenish. It appears that you can get five purified water per week, or so.

Jokes

 * I was going to the clairvoyance meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events.
 * It is common knowledge that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.
 * Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and says "does this taste funny to you?".
 * Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
 * I once visited a crematorium that gave discounts to burn victims.
 * The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.
 * Two atoms are sitting in a bar. One says to the other, "I think I've lost an electron." The other asks "Are you sure?" to which the first replies "I'm positive."
 * A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
 * War does not determine who is right- only who is left. (Note: Interestingly enough, this is a quote from Bertrand Russell. It is also one of the "war quotes" that appear when you die in Call of Duty 2 and 4)

Appearances
Godfrey appears only in Fallout 3.