Slocum's Joe (company)

Slocum's Joe was a pre-War coffee and donut company based in Malden. The company ran numerous coffee shops around the eastern United States and had a special of a large coffee and jelly donut for 30 dollars.

Background
Slocum's focused on two things: Joe (coffee) and doughnuts. While their food was noted by some to exceed the daily recommended amount of carbohydrates and fat, Slocum's always tried to stay one step ahead of the competition, such as by trying to solve the problem of keeping coffee hot and doughnuts fresh.

Their answer was Slocum's Buzzbites, a delicious doughnut filled with hot coffee and chemically preserved to stay hot, which had a 90% chance of inflicting third-degree burns on consumers. This led to it being deemed too dangerous for distribution by authorities. The actual coffee was noted to be "stale, acidic rubbish," priced at 28 dollars.

Objects
Category:Slocum's Joe items‎, 3

Consumables
Category:Slocum's Joe consumables, 3

Behind the scenes
The Bethesda Gear Store sells Slocum's Joe merchandise, such as the Slocum's Joe Franchise Kit, tee shirts, and mugs.