HCLUMPY.MSG

{100}{}{You see a ghoul. He's currently laying underneath your front bumper.} {101}{}{You see Lumpy. You hope he's going to be all right.} {102}{}{You see a ghoul who appears to be in considerable pain. Maybe if your driving skills were better you could have avoided this.} {103}{}{Oooooh! That stings!} {104}{}{Ouch! My sacroiliac!} {105}{}{Has anyone seen my gall bladder?} {106}{}{My spine! My spine!} {107}{}{I'm comin' to meet you Elizabeth!} {108}{}{Medic...} {109}{}{Could someone help me? I can't quite read the license plate number.} {110}{}{Hey, buddy!} {111}{}{Hey, lady!} {112}{}{The name's Lumpy. Could ya' help me out here for a second?} {113}{}{Ouchie. U okay, Lumpy?} {114}{}{Oh my God! Are you okay, Lumpy?} {115}{}{Oops...} {116}{}{Oh, just peachy. Aside from several compound fractures and a hood ornament lodged several feet up my ass, I'm right as rain.} {117}{}{Ohhh. Need help?} {118}{}{Goodie. Bye-bye.} {119}{}{All right, just relax. Do you need me to help you?} {120}{}{Thank god. I thought you might be in real trouble. Well, see you later.} {121}{}{[Lumpy silently looks you in the eyes. He blinks. He blinks again.]} {122}{}{Uhhh... dumm quesjin. Yes?} {123}{}{I'll take that as a yes.} {124}{}{You're goddamn right, yes! I can barely move! Now mind you, I ain't whining. I've had worse scrapes. Why this ain't nothing compared to that mix-up years ago with the Cola truck down south a ways. Ya' shoulda seen it, kid! Caps everywhere!} {125}{}{Aaahhh. Funnee!} {126}{}{Wow! Imagine someone running across that in the desert! They would've been rich!} {127}{}{You bet. Arrgh! Oww! I hate to put a damper on this scintillating conversation, but if you could help me out from under this bumper, I'd appreciate it.} {128}{}{U sure?} {129}{}{Are you sure? You probably shouldn't move.} {130}{}{Ahh, don't worry about it. Everything'll pop back into place eventually.} {131}{}{OK. Get reddee!} {132}{}{All right. Get ready!} {133}{}{Yeah, oops! Where the hell did you learn to drive?} {134}{}{Meeself.} {135}{}{Well, I'm self-taught actually.} {136}{}{It shows. Believe me.} {137}{}{Oh. U OK?} {138}{}{Oh... well I... hmmmm. Are...are you okay?} {139}{}{I told 'em. 'We need traffic signs', I said. But did they listen? Noooo...let's not listen to ol' Lumpy!} {200}{}{Oh, crap!}
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