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{100}{}{You see a strange machine. } {101}{}{You see a slot machine. } {102}{}{You see a glittering slot machine. } {103}{}{You see a gleaming slot machine. } {130}{}{It has three eyes and one arm.} {140}{}{The minimum bet is $} {141}{}{.} {150}{}{You swear you can see it looking at you out of the corner of your eye. } {151}{}{Its shiny frame and golden handle gleam seductively beneath the lights. } {165}{}{It's intended for high-rollers. } {180}{}{Its high payoff amount seems mighty attractive. } {200}{}{(Your hand quivers as you reach for your coins. The machine continues to whisper at you.) *Come on, sugar�that's it�come on now�don't tease�*} {201}{}{You see a slot machine. Its shiny frame and golden handle gleam seductively beneath the lights. Its coin slot beckons you, and you feel your face flush with anticipation.} {202}{}{(Your hand quivers as you reach for your coins. The machine continues to whisper at you.) *Come on, honey�that's it�grab the handle�grip it firmly�come on now�*} {250}{}{Insert $} {251}{}{. } {252}{}{Play last $} {253}{}{.} {254}{}{Call it a day.} {255}{}{You are broke. You are forced to call it a night.} {256}{}{Call it a night.} {257}{}{You are broke. You are forced to call it a day.} {258}{}{That does it! I'm leaving!} {259}{}{That does it! I'm leaving!} {500}{}{The rolls spin on the machine... } {599}{}{... } {600}{}{Nothing. } {601}{}{One cherry. } {602}{}{Two cherries. } {603}{}{Three } {613}{}{. } {604}{}{JACKPOT! } {605}{}{DOUBLE JACKPOT!!! } {700}{}{Payoff is $} {701}{}{.} {1001}{}{cherry} {1002}{}{orange} {1003}{}{plum} {1004}{}{bell} {1005}{}{bar} {1006}{}{melon} {1007}{}{seven} {1101}{}{cherries} {1102}{}{oranges} {1103}{}{plums} {1104}{}{bells} {1105}{}{bars} {1106}{}{melons} {1107}{}{sevens} {2000}{}{*Come play me for a second, cowboy.*} {2001}{}{*Hello there, sailor.*} {2002}{}{*Put in a cap, pull the arm. I'll be nice to you.*} {2003}{}{*Tick� Tick� Tiiiiick�*} {2004}{}{*Ding*} {2005}{}{*Bing*} {2006}{}{*Kaaa-ching*} {2007}{}{*Zzzzzzz*} {2008}{}{*Ring-a-ling*} {2009}{}{*Dingity-ding*} {2010}{}{*Hey there, beautiful. Come play me for a second.*} {2011}{}{*Hello there, beautiful.*} {2012}{}{*Well ain't you a pretty lil' thing. Why don't you come play me?*} {2175}{}{(You stare at the slot machine realizing you don't have enough to play, and you curse your poverty. Perhaps another time�)} {2176}{}{Leave.} {2185}{}{(The "OUT OF SERVICE" light on the slot machine is flashing on and off.)} {2186}{}{Leave.} {2100}{}{You see a strange golden metal box with three eyes and one arm. It is one of the prettiest things you have ever seen.} {2101}{}{Me } {2102}{}{ who yu?} {2103}{}{Me miss MOM. } {2104}{}{ miss ARR-YO. Me want go home} {2105}{}{(Shake its hand)} {2106}{}{you one strange mutant} {2107}{}{Praise the Vault! Praise the Vault!} {2108}{}{Are you a water chip?} {2109}{}{Wander off, look for other shiny things} {2110}{}{Leave.} {2130}{}{The strange pretty golden metal box with three eyes and one arm does not answer.} {2131}{}{ME } {2132}{}{! YU ANSWER ME!} {2133}{}{(Shake its hand)} {2134}{}{Me child of Vault Dweller. You talk to me NOW.} {2135}{}{you one strange mutant} {2136}{}{Are you a water chip?} {2137}{}{Wander off, look for other shiny things} {2138}{}{(Leave.)} {2151}{}{You grab its arm and shake it warmly. As you do, there is a *bzzzzzzz,* and the box speaks! "Please� insert� money."} {2152}{}{Aighhhhh! Robot! Robot! Runnnnn} {2153}{}{(Leave.)} {2200}{}{(You can hear her laughing at you.)} {2201}{}{*Hehehe, why don't you just give up sweetie.*} {2202}{}{*Maybe you should let someone else pull my handle.*} {2204}{}{(You hear the slot machine laughing at you.)} {2205}{}{(The slot machine chuckles at you.)} {2206}{}{*Come on now loser, don't give up on me*} {2207}{}{*I got what I wanted from you baby. Why don't you give up?*} {2208}{}{*Trash!*} {2209}{}{*Don't let the casino door hit you in the ass on your way out.*} {2247}{}{*Aieeeeeeee! That's it, sugah! Oh god, yes! Yes! Yes, Again! Faster! Harder! What are you waiting for?! Again!*} {2248}{}{*That's it, sugah� keep pulling the handle� faster, harder, faster� come on now�*} {2249}{}{*Come on, sugar� it happens to every one at least once� try again�please�*} {2250}{}{*Please don't give up on me yet baby! I need you more now than ever!*} {2251}{}{*Come on, sweetheart� try it again� grab the handle� grip it firmly� come on now�*} {2252}{}{*That's it, sweetheart� keep pulling the handle� faster, harder, faster� come on now�*} {2253}{}{*Ennnnghhhh! That's it, sweetheart! Who's your Daddy?! Who's your Daddy?!! Do it again! Yank it harder this time! Harder!*} {2280}{}{(You see a slot machine. Its shiny frame and golden handle gleam seductively beneath New Reno's lights. Its coin slot beckons you, and you feel your face flush with anticipation. As you stare at it, one of its three windows winks at you. From the coin slot you hear a throaty voice.) *Well, my word! Helloooo there, sugah. Show a girl a good time?*} {2281}{}{(You see a slot machine. Its strong, rugged frame and golden handle gleam like a sun god beneath New Reno's lights. Its coin slot beckons you seductively, and you feel your thighs burn with anticipation. As you stare at it, suddenly a heavy male voice whispers from the coin slot.) *Ain't seen a pretty woman like you around before, miss. You looking to take a chance?*} {2282}{}{::Pinch self::} {2283}{}{Uh�hello?} {2284}{}{::Take a deep breath, walk away.::} {2300}{}{*I'm still here, pretty lady.* (The slot machine lowers its voice.) *Look, come on�you want to place a bet?*} {2301}{}{*Ah'm still here, sugah.* (The slot machine lowers its voice.) *You're one fine hunka man, you know that? Come on now�you wanna stick some coins in lil' old me?*} {2302}{}{Whooo *are* yoooo?} {2303}{}{Surrh I'll plasssh a bet in yooo} {2304}{}{I think I better leave before I stick something in you I might regret. (Leave.)} {2305}{}{::Take a deep breath, walk away.:: (Leave.)} {2320}{}{*I'm your ideal man.* (The slot machine gives you a wink.) *Give me some coins, and I'll please you in ways no man has EVER pleased you.*} {2321}{}{*I'm your ideal woman, sugar. All's ah want is a little attention. Can you help pretty old me? Come on, just a coin or two?*} {2322}{}{Can't we jusht talk} {2340}{}{*Course we can, sweetheart, course we can.* (The slot machine looks sympathetic.) *What's troubling your pretty little head?*} {2341}{}{*Course we can, sugah, course we can.* (The slot machine looks sympathetic.) *What's troubling you, handsome?*} {2342}{}{Me miss MOM and miss ARROYO and I�canna find the GECK and�*sniff*} {2343}{}{Me miss MOM and Arroyo wuz ATTACKED and I�dunna where they are�and�*sniff*} {2344}{}{Me need to fix big ship�and I dunna know HOW�and muh-muh-my Mom's GONE and�*sniff*} {2345}{}{I finsshed the game�anna now I'm jusht wandrin' round and�ah'm worried itz all OVER and�*sniff*} {2346}{}{It's jusht that Fhallowt tooo doesnt s'port my 3D Fxxxx card an I spend so much *monee* onnit and *sniff*} {2347}{}{I tried ta get a good charactrr but I think I spent the pointz all *wrong*�n' now I ave a shitteee charactrr�n'�*sniff*} {2348}{}{ah'm havinn a conversashun with a slot macheen, ah'm pretty bad off} {2370}{}{*There, there...don't trouble your pretty little head about it no more�just let me take care of everything. C'mon, rest your head on me. There you go. Let it all out.*} {2371}{}{*There, there...don't trouble yourself about it no more, sugah�just let me take care of everything. C'mon, rest your handsome head on me. There you go. Let it all out.*} {2372}{}{Thanks, slot macheen *sniff* yer the best} {2373}{}{Yooo onlee *nice* pershun I met so far everybodee else is so meeen n' tried ta *hurt* me an' take my monee and�*sniff*} {2380}{}{*You going be all right, sweetheart? I don't feel comfortable letting you go out alone when you're like this.*} {2381}{}{(You rest your weary head on the machine.)} {2382}{}{*You going be all right, sugah? Ah don't feel comfortable letting you go out alone when you're like this.*} {2383}{}{I'll be all rite�thasnk fer talkin' with me, slot macheen I loooove you} {2400}{}{*You're the only heroine we got in this two-bit world of bastards and thieves! You take care of yourself now, you hear, sweetheart?* (Turns away.) *You better go fore I start acting unmanly.*} {2401}{}{(A tear seems to form on one of the windows.) } {2402}{}{*You're the only hero we got in this two-bit world of bastards and thieves! You�you�take care of yourself now, you hear, sugah?* (Turns away.) *You better go before ah start sobbing.*} {2403}{}{Byeeeee} {3000}{}{C'mon, } {3001}{}{! Baby needs a new pair of shoes!} {3002}{}{! Daddy needs a new plasma riffle!} {4000}{}{There seems to be someone blocking the machine.}
 * 1) quick looks
 * 2) unknown
 * 1) normal
 * 1) high roller
 * 1) jackpot
 * 1) examines
 * 2) unknown
 * 1) bet amount
 * 1) normal
 * 1) high roller
 * 1) jackpot
 * 1) slot machine first play message
 * 1) insert coin messages
 * 1) this is the message for when the machine is played
 * 1) this goes between every symbol, example:   "cherry... orange... melon... "
 * 1) pay off types
 * 1) Three [symbol].
 * 1) payoff amount message
 * 1) symbol types
 * 2) singular
 * 1) plural
 * 1) float messages
 * 1) 3.  NO MONEY (WTG, 9)
 * 2) no money to play
 * 1) won jackpot block
 * 1) 4. RETARD (WTG)
 * 1) 5.  RETARD TALKS TO SLOT MACHINE (4, 5)
 * 1) 6.  RETARD PULLS HANDLE (4, 5)
 * 1) slot machine taunts loss
 * 2) male
 * 1) any
 * 1) female
 * 1) slot machine taunts win
 * 2) male [3X - 1X]
 * 1) any
 * 1) female [1X - 3X]
 * 1) 13. DRUNK, HIGH OR OTHERWISE FUCKED UP (WTG)
 * 1) 14. DRUNK CONVERSATION 1 (13)
 * 1) 15. DRUNK 2 (14)
 * 1) 16. DRUNK 3 (15)
 * 1) 17. DRUNK 4 (16)
 * 1) 18. DRUNK 5 (17)
 * 1) 19. DRUNK 6 (18)
 * 1) rollin' messages
 * 1) can't play