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{100}{}{You see a teenager.} {101}{}{You! You did it! When I grow up I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna hunt you down and kill you! You killed them all! Aaaaaalllll! [Uncontrolled sobbing].} {102}{}{It was the only way. The only way to stop them.} {103}{}{How in Hell did you survive the nuke?} {104}{}{It's a lie, kid. I didn't do it!} {105}{}{You'd better go find a doctor, kid. You've got radiation sickness.} {106}{}{You know kid, I don't need some tough guy trying to take me out twenty years down the road. Say good-night, brat.} {107}{}{I heard about you. You run around the Wastes killing kids! Help! Nightkin!} {108}{}{You're mistaken, child. I'm a good man.} {109}{}{Yeah, and if you don't shut up, you won't live long enough to have nightmares.} {110}{}{I ain't here to bother you kid, so just be quiet.} {111}{}{I do what? They not just small guys?} {112}{}{Okay. I'll be quiet. But I hope the Nightkin get you!} {113}{}{Nightkin! Nightkin!} {114}{}{Maybe it was someone else. But if it was you, I'll find you one day when I get older, and I'll make you pay!} {115}{}{Hello, sir. Do you need a meditation flower?} {116}{}{Hello, ma'am. Do you need a meditation flower?} {117}{}{Child, has anything interesting happened here lately?} {118}{}{Of course, child.} {119}{}{Not right now.} {120}{}{Flower pretty?} {121}{}{Get that weed out of my face, you little brat!} {122}{}{I heard Father Morpheus had a visit from the Master himself. He's real happy right now.} {123}{}{Anything else?} {124}{}{I'll bet.} {125}{}{Not right now.} {126}{}{Flower pretty?} {127}{}{Get that weed out of my face, you little brat!} {128}{}{Father Lasher says I have to keep my big mouth shut. He's no fun!} {129}{}{C'mon kid. Surely, you've seen something!} {130}{}{Father Lasher?} {131}{}{Fun good.} {132}{}{Sounds like he and I have a lot in common.} {133}{}{That's great! May the Master bless you. [He hands you a flower.]} {134}{}{Aw! You're no fun. Maybe I should tell the Nightkin about you!} {135}{}{The Nightkin are my friends.} {136}{}{You're a little too young to understand how much fun I can be.} {137}{}{Go ahead. And I'll tell them about you.} {138}{}{You start telling anyone about me, kid, and you're dead!} {139}{}{Sure is. I picked it myself from a grove across town. Well, it was nice meeting you. May the Master bless you.} {140}{}{What'd I do? What'd I do?!} {141}{}{Are you sure you don't want a flower?} {142}{}{I'll take it if you tell me what's going on around here.} {143}{}{Fine. I'll take it.} {144}{}{Sorry kid. I'm not a flower kinda guy.} {145}{}{Sorry kid. You're a little too young to be giving me flowers.} {146}{}{I dunno. Why you ask?} {147}{}{I can't tell you that! The Nightkin would eat me!} {148}{}{He's my teacher. He says every lash we receive brings us closer to the Master!} {149}{}{What a charming man. We really must talk.} {150}{}{Don't believe him kid.} {151}{}{Where is this bastard? I'll kill him.} {152}{}{Teacher? What need teacher?} {153}{}{And you still haven't learned when to shut up? You must have dung for brains, kid.} {154}{}{Uh, bye!} {155}{}{Yeah. It is. Well good-bye_ ur_ may the Master bless you!} {156}{}{But the Nightkin like me! They told me that if anyone bothered me, they'd kill 'em. So there!} {157}{}{I heard there's a secret passage around here, but I haven't found it yet. Supposed to be real dangerous. Only Morpheus and the Nightkin are allowed there. Well, I'd better go. Praise the Master!} {158}{}{That's too bad. May the Master bless you anyway.} {159}{}{Please don't tell him I said anything to you! Please!} {160}{}{Don't worry. When I'm through with him, he won't remember a thing.} {161}{}{I won't. I promise.} {162}{}{Mind your own business, kid.} {163}{}{Rar! What you say?} {164}{}{Life is tough. Learn to take it, kid, and quit whining.} {165}{}{But I must! I must! Disbelief is pain!} {166}{}{Please don't! He loves me! He's the only one who does.} {167}{}{That's okay, I guess. May the Master bless you. Bye.} {168}{}{Thank you! Oh thank you! May the Master bless you. Bye.} {169}{}{Okay I will. . . (sniff) Maybe Father Lasher will be more kind to me after the Master takes over the world.} {171}{}{And when's the Master going to take over the world?} {172}{}{Tell me more about this, kid.} {173}{}{He won't be. He'll get worse. But if you're smart, make yourself her favorite and he'll let you torture the new kids that come in.} {174}{}{Ugh! Me like kindness.} {175}{}{Soon, or so they tell me. We're going to have peace, and unity and the Holy Flame will be lit. And maybe Father Morpheus won't be quite so loud, either.} {176}{}{Anything else?} {177}{}{Father Morpheus?} {178}{}{Loud sucks!} {179}{}{Uh, I really don't know very much. Honest. Bless the Master! Bye!} {180}{}{Hi. How are you?} {181}{}{Fine, kid. What's the good news?} {182}{}{Okay. So you got any dirt for your old friend?} {183}{}{Pretty good. How about you?} {184}{}{I dunno. Bored.} {185}{}{I feel lousy. Do you know how long it's been since I killed anything?} {186}{}{Uh, hello.} {187}{}{Hello kid. Can you tell me what this place is about?} {188}{}{Hi kid. What're you doing in this joint?} {189}{}{Hi kid. How're you doing?} {190}{}{Out of my face, brat, or I'll turn you into a belt!} {191}{}{Hello? Rhyme with yellow! Funny!} {192}{}{This is the Cathedral of the Children of the Cathedral. I don't know why they say Cathedral twice. We worship the Master, and we yell a lot about Peace and Unity. It sounds kind of dumb, but the Master's real smart, so I guess it must be okay.} {193}{}{Tell me more about the Master.} {194}{}{Sounds dumb to me, too. What are you doing here?} {195}{}{Don't talk about your elders that way, okay?} {196}{}{What kind of a brainwashed little fool are you? You're going to grow up to be one of these zombies! I should kill you now!} {197}{}{I give out flowers. Every petal is peace, and the stem is unity. Or are the petals unity and the stem peace? Oh no, I don't remember! Do you want one?} {198}{}{I'll take one if you tell me what's going on around here.} {199}{}{Sure.} {200}{}{No, thanks.} {201}{}{Screw peace. Screw unity. And get that flower out of my face!} {202}{}{Father Lasher says I shouldn't talk to strangers. . . until we have Unity, of course; then nobody'll be a stranger. Bye!} {203}{}{I'm okay. At least until Father Lasher's next lesson.} {204}{}{Maybe if you studied harder, the lessons wouldn't be so bad.} {205}{}{Tell me more about Father Lasher.} {206}{}{What kind of lesson?} {207}{}{Stop whining, you little brat, and be grateful that somebody's bothering to teach you!} {208}{}{I never do good enough! Never!} {209}{}{[done]}

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